UnTunes:If You're Gonna Be Dumb

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Cover of the song by Roger Alan Wade.


Alright do we do this?

Yeah.

Hello Cleveland.

This my boy Nate on the guitar.

We got Jimmy over there.

Spectatin'.

[Weird yelling noise]

Gonna be one epic event here boys.

Yeehaw!

Lyrics[edit]

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Well, I drenched my brain with rot-gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken-fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
Teach me how to swallow pride
I took advice no fool would take
I got some habits I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
That's the way it is in life and love
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

I've been up and down and down and out
I've been left and right and wrong
Yeah, I've walked the walk and I've run my mouth
I've been on the short end for too long
But if they gave medals for honky-tonk wars
Hell, I'd put mine in my chest of drawers
With my IRS bills and divorce papers and all that stuff
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down overdose, you gotta get back up
That's just the way it is with life and love drink and drugs
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


FUCK IT.