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Die Hard
By OnePunch
Dye Hard was the name of a 1988 convention held in Los Angeles, California. Like Star Wars Celebration, Comic Con, and other theme-focused conventions, Dye Hard was the first (and last) convention for the artistic and those who like to dye.
Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman headlined the event and attracted attendees even outside the dye community. Rickman, not having been in Harry Potter, was underwhelmed with the reception he received from the public. Consequently, he took the entire place hostage. Willis, who was not the blockbuster action movie star he is today, had to save the day dye by throwing Rickman off the top floor of the convention building. Although the convention hall was a mere two stories, this meant that a second Dye Hard convention could never happen.
Sharknado gets a spin-off
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By OnePunch
PACIFIC OCEAN -- The water-breaking movie franchise Sharknado has finally been revived by the release of its latest spin-off film, Sharkcano.
Unlike the previous movies, Sharkcano will be about sharks being blown out of a volcano, instead of being thrashed around inside a tornado.
OnePunch Appreciation Day
By OnePunch
As there has been a lack of recent writing, Chief Editor OnePunch will write about himself in the third person and include his Die Hard article and a fake News on a movie called Sharkcano, even though it is a real thing, with real mutant sharks. Why he didn't just include his Obi-Wan Kenobi series article or even the Ewan McGregor re-write done by OculusWild, OR EVEN the UnNews about a meme council discussing nukes? Well, I think he might just like the sound of his own voice? His own writing? Words? Huh. What an egotisical nob-head.
Also, Weezer's second SZNZ album; SZNZ: Summer comes out on the 20th, so listen to it. Or don't. Not like a few extra people streaming it is gonna make Rivers Cuomo any less money.
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