UnPoetia:There once was a limerick...

Poetry for people who hate poetry

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

While whiping his chin,

He said with a grin:

"If my ear were a cunt, I'd fuck it."

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There once was a man from Peru,

Who jerked off all day in his canoe.

While dreaming of Venus,

He yanked on his penis,

And woke in a canoe full of goo.

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There once was a man called Dave,

Who kept a dead whore in a cave.

He said "I admit,

I am a bit of a shit,

But think of the money I save!"

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There once was a man from China,

Who wasn't a very good climber.

He slipped off a rock,

And split his cock,

Now he has a vagina!"