UnPoetia:Had I Not

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Not so long ago,

'Bout a sunrise and sunset's time,

That I saw a 'gal,

Dapper, yet foul. Or just a whore.

Dapper, yet foul,

For she had the brains of a dime!

Yet as I thought, 'What hurt could she be?'

I ran across the street,

Unbeknown,

I was thrown,

To the pavement in front of me!

In confusion and haze, I woke from my daze

To find her in utter disgust.

I looked down at my leg,

Which was shattered I'll say,

I had been hit by an ice cream truck!

She ran to my aid,

Grabbed my leg,

And proceeded to gently rub.

I couldn't help myself,

Nor correct myself,

My dick rose like a glove!

Next thing I knew,

After it grew,

She asked if I was okay.

I smiled a bit,

'This gal's dumb as shit!'

And responded, 'Just go away.'

In an awkward response,

After a pause,

She told me to eat shit and die,

She stepped on my leg,

The nurse. She's a real bitch.

I spat in her face,

And I passed out without a try.

That was then, now I'm awake,

Staring up at this light.

I hate the nurse,

But it could be worse,

I could've been born a fly.

Now I'm alone,

Sweaty and cold,

Crippled and covered in blood.

'Well I'm a genius,'

I said to my penis,

'Just you and me now, bud.'

FIN