UnNews talk:My country is better than your whole fucking continent!

I hope I don't get any death threats for this one... Still, I hope people get what this article is really about. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:57, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

I hope England sinks/burns to the sea/ground! Anonymous 21:26, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

Hahaha, that was so fuckin' funny XD. Even though I'm portuguese (and therefore european) I'm not offended at all; in fact, americans should feel offended with this, because it only points out how fuckin' retard they are XD ~Falconfly 22:51, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm gonna kill you Wood. I mean it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:52, 22 September 2008 (UTC)

What about the fact that at the end "some American guy" said that they would play the "national anthems" of the USA and Europe? Um. Don't Mexico (like Lee Trevino) also play? The "national anthem" of Europe??? God help us! Also... Next time the course will be set up like a golf coarse. Ya know, with rough where you don't need to be just a baseball player to win. ;) Also, also... What Dexter said. MrN  Fork you! 00:06, Sep 23

The writer of this article has proven him or her self to be an imbecile... intentional or not... this isn't the "style" of uncyclopedia. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 86.168.148.146 (talk • contribs)

Good to know. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:19, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

That is so funny and im English has any1 by any chance told him that if there were no us there would be no him loads of americans seem to have this view do they not know where they originally came from

We Americans haven't had this much fun telling Europeans off since the Boston Tea Party. Yeah we ruled in WWI and WWII, but we'd better cool it if we want Europe to help us win WWIII because we kicked too many asses in the Middle-East that caused them to do 9/11 on us, and then we kicked too many asses in Iraq and Afghanistan, and will need help from Europe to get out of those wars. If we are not careful, Iran, Pakistan, or some other Middle-Eastern nation will set up us the nuclear bomb for kicking their asses too much in the past and present. After all our national hero is Chuck Norris who kicked more asses than Bruce Lee (was trained by him too to kick asses) and Chuck Norris broke Burce Lee's record of ass kicking two decades after Bruce Lee died because he kicked too many Chinese asses and taught Americans like Chuck Norris to kick asses Chinese Kung-Fu style. Ah fuck it, this time we're dressing up as pirate ninjas and throwing tea in Boston Harbor just because we can, bitches, and ain't a damn thing you Euros can do about it either. :) Nah I'm just kidding, help us figure out an exit strategy from Iraq so we can quit spending 5 trillion dollars a year to support them, we'll even switch to the Euro and use your Constitution (we obviously aren't using ours) when you guys finally vote on one, and allow the USA to join the EU, as our roots are mostly from Europe anyway for most of our population. ;) 70.230.165.108 02:10, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Sir, get an account. Start writing. ;) MrN  Fork you! 02:13, Sep 24

Dude...what? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:14, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

lol just another american who doesnt know about the real world —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 195.229.237.37 (talk • contribs)

Though I am Greek and thus European, to be precise THE FIRST EUROPEANS! even the name Europe comes from Greek mythology, she was FUCKED by Zeus in the form of a cow! In your face barbarians! When we were building Parthenon you were jumping from tree to tree eating acorns!!... um... what was I saying?... aaah yes... though I am a European myself I must admit that Americans are way cooler than Europeans... too bad that they were wiped out from the face of earth by European colonialists!--92.118.191.48 01:10, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

For the easily confused

We ran out of ideas and this UnNews article was the best someone could think of. Some of us confuse Conservation week for Conservapedia week, and write UnNews articles like this one; this is my response to it and the Conservapedia Week ideas. We apologize for the mass confusion and the wailing of arms, gnashing of teeth, and tearing out of hair for these Conservative news articles that seem to have invaded Uncyclopedia. Don't worry, we are professionals and we know what we are doing. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 17:41, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait a seconnd...I'm easily confused!!! Conservative?! Conseration?! Wha?! Honestly, the easily confused should not read this article. If you know much of anything about golf, or the Ryder cup, you should hopefully get it. That's the whole thing to cracking the code. That and it was a good reason to make fun of England. Boo England! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:31, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

A u was biją Murzynów. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:32, 29 September 2008 (UTC)

Boo England? Wait a cotton pickin minute - according to Gordon Brown - there is no England, there is only Britain.....80.195.146.94 11:13, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Americans don't get that England is not the UK and vice versa....and they say England when they mean Britain.....80.195.146.94 11:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Hence, the joke. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:34, 8 July 2009 (UTC)