UnNews:Queen Liz votes for Leith
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09 March 2016
EDINBURGH, Un-Europe -- Her Royal Majestic Awesomeness, Queen Liz of the United Kingdom, has had her vote in the upcoming European Union referendum revealed.
Following Prime Minister David Cameron's negotiations, all UK residents will be voting on 23rd June on whether Britain should continued to be ruled from Brussels, or moved to Edinburgh or Dundee.
Using the cunning tactic of remembering who she slagged off five years ago, we can reveal that she will be in the #VoteLeith camp, voting to move the headquarters of the European Superstate to the Edinburgh coastline. She will campaign for the Get Britain Out From The Centre and Somewhere with a Nice Beach using the traditional method of waving at the plebs.
Members of the #VoteTay campaign, wishing to bring Eurocrats to Dundee and Perth, have complained that the Monarch's sniggering at Nick Clegg was merely her maintaining a connection with the rest of the British Isles.
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- BBC News "EU referendum: Palace complains over Queen 'Brexit' story". BBC News, March 09, 2016YYYY