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11 July 2007

This Iraqi child is sad because of the incorrect Yin/Yang flow through it's house.

A recent study by scientists at the University of Guantanamo Bay has shown that Feng Shui actually makes people happier!

"This is an amazing day for us," said Michael Desalvo, one of the research scientists. "We really didn't expect our results to be this clear. I mean, of course we did! That's what we're paid for! Results! None of this "We don't know" nonsense. What do these people think science is about?"

This American, on the other hand, is much happier with her ordered furniture and her ordered shopping, and her ordered life! Can't you tell?

The study, which took place in 200 homes in the United States and Iraq, focused on the positioning of various items of furniture in each home. In America, where furniture is well placed and in good repair, the people tended to be happier.

While there are many scientists who do not agree with the claims of the study, the researchers say that the results remain promising, and hope to get several big, whopping research grants within the year.

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