UnNews:Donald Trump is a Dumbass
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19 January 2019
Black Enforcer News, Washington D.C., USA -- Top NASA scientists today filed a report after a two year study of Donald Trump as president. Conclusion is "Donald Trump is a Dumbass."
Senior Senator Mitch McConnell said, "I would say Donald Trump is not a dumbass if I wasn't hiding from everybody for supporting the dumbass government shutdown."
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said, "Donald Trump is a dumbass? Like that's supposed to be news? Get the government open so people with real jobs get paid for doing real work unlike the dumbass in the White House."
President Donald Trump said, "I'll explain everything, the shutdown, the border, the Wall, great Beatles album by the way, the meaning of life, all that. No president in the history of the United States believes he knows everything as much as me. No president in history has been as much of a dumbass as me. They're all jealous of me, even the dead ones.
"I've done more dumbass things in the last week than that Kenya Muslim negro did in 13 years as president. Did I said negro? Don't want to offend the snowflakes, so instead of negro I'll call him a nigger. Means from Nigeria, not an insult. It's in Kenya. A lot of cats there. I love that black Kenya pussy. But no more time to talk. Got to go back watching to see if the sky is falling. Heard that on Fox News. That's why we need the Wall, hold up the sky so it doesn't fall on us. Got to keep staring at the sun. Why are my eyes burning?"
When asked what he thought, Vice President Mike Pence said "I wouldn't say Donald Trump is dumbass. Not until he either burns what's left of his mind out or gets impeached and I become president. That's what I've been waiting for. It's the only reason I agreed to run with that dumbass."