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Ucows

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From: [1] To: You
Subject: New project
Bovine University invites you to the Faculty of Arts and Sciences’ latest project. It’s called Uncycowpedia, and it’s a content-free encyclopedia that any cow can edit. With the support of Bessie Cow, Missie Cow, Brown Cow and Oscar Wilde, it’s sure to be big in 2007. Read more...
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From: Brown Cow <[2]>, Other Cow <[3]> To: you
No subject
MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Read mmmmoooooooooooore...
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From: Blah Blahblah <[4]> To: yOu
Subject: Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah Blah Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah; blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah...
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FROM: CATS <[5]> TO: YOU
SUBJECT: YOUR COW!!!
ALL YOUR COW ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO COW TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR MILK. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW... READ MORE!!!
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From: Bell Labs <[6]> To: yoU
Subject: Cowbell
This article needs more cowbell. You can help by adding more cowbell. Read more...
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