Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa

Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.

A TSWANA Polite Note unto the TSWANA Author:

I am TSWANA 17 years old and all of my TSWANA cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy TSWANA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TSWANA removed or changed as soon as TSWANA possible.

Let me tell thee TSWANA about TSWANA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TSWANA Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must TSWANA blame newfangled media for always focusing on the TSWANA bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of TSWANA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TSWANA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TSWANA jerk.
• Tourettes is no TSWANA laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the TSWANA one-room TSWANA schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TSWANA manically depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no TSWANA cure, and the TSWANA snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse TSWANA side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which TSWANA caused my entire TSWANA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed TSWANA cure.
• Not to mention, it frightens thy TSWANA horses. Golly gee whillikers!

I am an active TSWANA member of a TSWANA tourette syndrome association and TSWANA I am making steps towards TSWANA eradicating the public TSWANA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is TSWANA much much more.

I am sorry TSWANA for TSWANA "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon TSWANA uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TSWANA that really TSWANA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TSWANA tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by TSWANA editing this TSWANA article. Remember, everything TSWANA here is meant TSWANA to be funny, and making TSWANA fun of a horrible disorder is TSWANA not funny at all.

Thank you for your TSWANA time.

Best TSWANA regards,

Phillip "TSWANA" Baker

See TSWANA also

• South Africa
• Tourette's Syndrome
• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon