Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa

Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.

A EASTERN CAPE Polite Note unto the EASTERN CAPE Author:

I am EASTERN CAPE 17 years old and all of my EASTERN CAPE cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy EASTERN CAPE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it EASTERN CAPE removed or changed as soon as EASTERN CAPE possible.

Let me tell thee EASTERN CAPE about EASTERN CAPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of EASTERN CAPE Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must EASTERN CAPE blame newfangled media for always focusing on the EASTERN CAPE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of EASTERN CAPE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or EASTERN CAPE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee EASTERN CAPE jerk.
• Tourettes is no EASTERN CAPE laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the EASTERN CAPE one-room EASTERN CAPE schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EASTERN CAPE manically depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no EASTERN CAPE cure, and the EASTERN CAPE snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse EASTERN CAPE side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which EASTERN CAPE caused my entire EASTERN CAPE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed EASTERN CAPE cure.
• Not to mention, it frightens thy EASTERN CAPE horses. Golly gee whillikers!

I am an active EASTERN CAPE member of a EASTERN CAPE tourette syndrome association and EASTERN CAPE I am making steps towards EASTERN CAPE eradicating the public EASTERN CAPE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is EASTERN CAPE much much more.

I am sorry EASTERN CAPE for EASTERN CAPE "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon EASTERN CAPE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this EASTERN CAPE that really EASTERN CAPE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all EASTERN CAPE tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by EASTERN CAPE editing this EASTERN CAPE article. Remember, everything EASTERN CAPE here is meant EASTERN CAPE to be funny, and making EASTERN CAPE fun of a horrible disorder is EASTERN CAPE not funny at all.

Thank you for your EASTERN CAPE time.

Best EASTERN CAPE regards,

Phillip "EASTERN CAPE" Baker

See EASTERN CAPE also

• South Africa
• Tourette's Syndrome
• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon