Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A SMILES Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:[edit]

I am PASTURE 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers PASTURE SUNSHINE ICE CREAM TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD swear. You can TEDDY BEARS blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DANDELIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SUGAR cure, and the JELLY BEANS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and LOLLIPOPS I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS KITTENS GUMDROPS BASKETBALL FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your DANDELIONS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.