Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:[edit]

I am KITTENS 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NINTENDOGS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LUV cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.

I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards PUPPIES eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS POKéMON JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is FRIENDS much much more.

I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your BASEBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.