Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A KITTENS Polite Note to the CANDY Author:

I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about POKéMON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS FLOWERS PIKACHU POKéMON HEAVEN swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the CHRISTMAS TREES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
• Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no KITTENS cure, and the ICE CREAM drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SPRINKLES caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD CANDY PIXIES SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is HEAVEN much much more.

I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.

Thank you PIKACHU for your JELLY BEANS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.