Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am PASTURE 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.

Let me tell you FRIENDS about JOY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers POKéMON JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the SMILES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of LUV Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIKACHU "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
• Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FLOWERS cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire SWIMMING POOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active UNICORNS member of a TEDDY BEARS tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS BASEBALL FLOWERS NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is KITTENS CANDY FOOTBALL PIXIES PUPPIES not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.