Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKéMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.

Let me tell you PIXIES about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES FOOTBALL SPRINKLES swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
• Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no JOY cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SMILES drug.

I am an active FRIENDS member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a FRIENDS PEACEFUL CANDY PUPPIES FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.

I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.