Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A POKéMON Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as KITTENS possible.

Let me tell you KITTENS about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of LUV Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ROSES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
• Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the RAINBOWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.

I am an active SUGAR member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES LUV PUPPIES FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASEBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE FRIENDS JOY FLOWERS not funny at all.

Thank you PASTURE for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

JOY BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES BASEBALL HEAVEN LUV UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS SMILES ROSES UNICORNS LUV UNICORNS SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GUMDROPS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD ICE CREAM POKéMON JOY PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS LUV JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE HOCKEY SUGAR FRIENDS UNICORNS ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL BASKETBALL ROSES HOCKEY POKéMON JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES SMILES GINGERBREAD CANDY GUMDROPS HAPPINESS ROSES SWIMMING POOL JOY CANDY FOOTBALL POKéMON SUNSHINE HAPPINESS FLOWERS FLOWERS BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY SUNSHINE !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.