Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as NINTENDOGS possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers SUGAR RAINBOWS PASTURE TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FOOTBALL caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active JELLY BEANS member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN SMILES SUGAR KITTENS PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS FOOTBALL TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS SUNSHINE not funny at all.

Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY BASEBALL JOY PEACEFUL ICE CREAM HEAVEN DANDELIONS ROSES BASEBALL PUPPIES ICE CREAM UNICORNS HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN SMILES PASTURE UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES SMILES SUNSHINE JELLY BEANS UNICORNS SUGAR KITTENS FRIENDS SPRINKLES PIXIES ICE CREAM TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS KITTENS FOOTBALL PEACEFUL SPRINKLES ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL JOY DANDELIONS ROSES FRIENDS BASKETBALL PIXIES SUGAR FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY RAINBOWS HEAVEN HEAVEN BASKETBALL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.