Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A JELLY BEANS Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am JOY 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your TEDDY BEARS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.

Let me tell you SUGAR about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS PEACEFUL DANDELIONS swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
• Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active POKéMON member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL FLOWERS SUNSHINE FLOWERS HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really FLOWERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ROSES editing this HEAVEN article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL LUV DANDELIONS not funny at all.

Thank you SUNSHINE for your LOLLIPOPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.