Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PASTURE Polite Note to the ICE CREAM Author:

I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and JELLY BEANS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CHRISTMAS TREES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.

Let me tell you PIKACHU about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers PASTURE FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES HEAVEN DANDELIONS swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LUV cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a CANDY FLOWERS JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really LOLLIPOPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CHRISTMAS TREES editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE HOCKEY FOOTBALL SUNSHINE PASTURE not funny at all.

Thank you GUMDROPS for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.