Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

I am SUGAR 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FOOTBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about SWIMMING POOL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL PIXIES FRIENDS DANDELIONS BASKETBALL swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
• Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the I LIKE SCHOOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active RAINBOWS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public LUV view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS FOOTBALL PIXIES SMILES SUNSHINE "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.

I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this NINTENDOGS that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything HEAVEN here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD LUV not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your JOY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.