Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! removed or changed as soon as ROSES possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS JOY ROSES POKéMON FOOTBALL swear. You can CHRISTMAS TREES blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PASTURE jerk.
• Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TEDDY BEARS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.

I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards POKéMON eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a GUMDROPS HOCKEY SUNSHINE PIXIES HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is PASTURE much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ROSES that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this RAINBOWS article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL LUV ROSES GINGERBREAD FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your FLOWERS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.