Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A JOY Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:

I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PASTURE removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.

Let me tell you RAINBOWS about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL ROSES PASTURE swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
• Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUGAR cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TEDDY BEARS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SMILES drug.

I am an active LUV member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and I LIKE SCHOOL I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a JOY JOY CANDY JELLY BEANS TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.

I am sorry FLOWERS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS UNICORNS FLOWERS KITTENS BASEBALL not funny at all.

Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your TEDDY BEARS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.