Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PUPPIES Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM ROSES SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOOTBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active PUPPIES member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a KITTENS HAPPINESS PIKACHU ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL HOOP editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY POKéMON BASEBALL FRIENDS NINTENDOGS not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.