Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A JELLY BEANS Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FOOTBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CANDY removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.

Let me tell you KITTENS about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE swear. You can SUNSHINE blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the NINTENDOGS drug.

I am an active RAINBOWS member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.

I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SWIMMING POOL editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL JOY SUNSHINE ICE CREAM not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your SMILES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.