Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A PIXIES Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:[edit]
I am PUPPIES 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FRIENDS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HOCKEY removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about JOY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS BASKETBALL JOY FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKéMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKéMON cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire FOOTBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.
I am an active SPRINKLES member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL POKéMON PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL LUV not funny at all.
Thank you LOLLIPOPS for your SUGAR time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |