Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PASTURE Polite Note to the SMILES Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you FRIENDS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE HOCKEY swear. You can JOY blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FRIENDS caused my entire PUPPIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active PASTURE member of a TEDDY BEARS tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry FLOWERS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR PASTURE SPRINKLES HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you ICE CREAM for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.