Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SUNSHINE Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.

Let me tell you LUV about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL CANDY PEACEFUL POKéMON swear. You can JOY blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PEACEFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASEBALL cure, and the RAINBOWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.

I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a JOY PUPPIES GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.

I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD PASTURE POKéMON FLOWERS PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you FLOWERS for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.