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A HEAVEN Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:[edit]

I am SUGAR 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.

Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL HOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY SMILES swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOOTBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the RAINBOWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire FOOTBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.

I am an active HEAVEN member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU PASTURE SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really LOLLIPOPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM GINGERBREAD PASTURE SUNSHINE SPRINKLES not funny at all.

Thank you NINTENDOGS for your KITTENS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PIXIES NINTENDOGS BASEBALL HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE SUNSHINE PIKACHU POKéMON RAINBOWS RAINBOWS KITTENS POKéMON LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD SMILES GUMDROPS DANDELIONS FOOTBALL PUPPIES BASKETBALL ICE CREAM HOCKEY GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM DANDELIONS RAINBOWS RAINBOWS RAINBOWS FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS FLOWERS SUNSHINE SPRINKLES RAINBOWS SUNSHINE PIKACHU KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES ROSES LOLLIPOPS SUGAR NINTENDOGS JOY POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS SMILES UNICORNS FOOTBALL CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS HEAVEN PIXIES HEAVEN GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.