Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the SMILES Author:

I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you SUGAR about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS FLOWERS CANDY HAPPINESS LUV swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HOCKEY caused my entire ROSES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active KITTENS member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a ROSES SPRINKLES SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES UNICORNS SUNSHINE PIXIES CANDY not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your SPRINKLES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.