Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A SUGAR Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:[edit]
I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.
Let me tell you GUMDROPS about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU JOY UNICORNS FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
- Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SPRINKLES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HEAVEN cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.
I am an active PASTURE member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES HOCKEY JOY BASEBALL FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.
I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this GUMDROPS article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL POKéMON SUGAR RAINBOWS not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |