Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HEAVEN Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CANDY Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS swear. You can TEDDY BEARS blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
• Tourettes is no SMILES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.

I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a I LIKE SCHOOL tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public PASTURE view of Tourettes as a SUGAR ICE CREAM HOCKEY FRIENDS KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.

I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything HEAVEN here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES ROSES GINGERBREAD JOY HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS POKéMON FRIENDS GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES UNICORNS DANDELIONS SUGAR SUGAR SPRINKLES PUPPIES JOY BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES POKéMON CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY PIXIES TEDDY BEARS KITTENS DANDELIONS HEAVEN SPRINKLES ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM POKéMON HOCKEY HAPPINESS RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL ICE CREAM POKéMON LUV SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS ROSES FRIENDS UNICORNS HAPPINESS HOCKEY DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS SUGAR !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.