Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLOWERS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.

Let me tell you JOY about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS GINGERBREAD FLOWERS PIXIES swear. You can LOLLIPOPS blame television for always focusing on the HOCKEY bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no I LIKE SCHOOL cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire PUPPIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active LUV member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and ICE CREAM I am making steps towards BASKETBALL HOOP eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a PIXIES FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL CANDY JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is NINTENDOGS much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPRINKLES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this BASKETBALL HOOP article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL ICE CREAM not funny at all.

Thank you SMILES for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS LUV SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! RAINBOWS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS SPRINKLES CANDY PASTURE ICE CREAM LUV SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS JOY ROSES SUNSHINE ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL FLOWERS GUMDROPS FLOWERS NINTENDOGS JOY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS FOOTBALL DANDELIONS SMILES ROSES DANDELIONS BASEBALL CANDY NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES RAINBOWS HOCKEY NINTENDOGS TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY FRIENDS FOOTBALL DANDELIONS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM HOCKEY !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.