Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FOOTBALL Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it POKéMON removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS PUPPIES HEAVEN swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PASTURE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee UNICORNS jerk.
• Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the JELLY BEANS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active PIKACHU member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a SMILES KITTENS NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.

I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU SUNSHINE not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your PIKACHU time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.