Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.

Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL ICE CREAM POKéMON PASTURE swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JOY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire BASKETBALL HOOP body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.

I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a HOCKEY tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public JELLY BEANS view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS PIKACHU JELLY BEANS SUNSHINE SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on CANDY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LUV HEAVEN NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS FLOWERS not funny at all.

Thank you PASTURE for your SMILES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

JOY GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS GINGERBREAD TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS HOCKEY UNICORNS FOOTBALL HOCKEY PUPPIES SUNSHINE SPRINKLES BASKETBALL SUGAR ICE CREAM LOLLIPOPS ICE CREAM ICE CREAM BASEBALL PIKACHU SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS PIKACHU PIKACHU SMILES POKéMON BASKETBALL BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS FOOTBALL RAINBOWS HOCKEY PIXIES FRIENDS ICE CREAM BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL POKéMON TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS FLOWERS JOY SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS UNICORNS RAINBOWS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.