Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the LUV Author:[edit]

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and JELLY BEANS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL HOCKEY SPRINKLES BASKETBALL PIKACHU swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of FOOTBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
  • Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NINTENDOGS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.

I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a SWIMMING POOL tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a I LIKE SCHOOL FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS SMILES LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PEACEFUL editing this LUV article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your I LIKE SCHOOL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.