Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PEACEFUL Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:

I am BASEBALL 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.

Let me tell you CANDY about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PASTURE SMILES GUMDROPS HEAVEN swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FLOWERS cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FRIENDS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active PUPPIES member of a SUGAR tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES FLOWERS SUNSHINE "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.

I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SWIMMING POOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really BASKETBALL HOOP annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIKACHU SUNSHINE FLOWERS UNICORNS LUV not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your PUPPIES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.