Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A HOCKEY Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:[edit]
I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.
Let me tell you SUGAR about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN PIXIES JELLY BEANS HEAVEN JOY swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the LUV bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FRIENDS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire PUPPIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active LUV member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards HEAVEN eradicating the public CANDY view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS PIKACHU ICE CREAM TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.
I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything TEDDY BEARS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS JOY PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |