Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:

I am CANDY 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you KITTENS about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NINTENDOGS Tourettes sufferers JOY BASEBALL CANDY UNICORNS LUV swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the SPRINKLES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
• Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASEBALL cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWIMMING POOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire ROSES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS FOOTBALL BASEBALL DANDELIONS SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ICE CREAM tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything SMILES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR JELLY BEANS not funny at all.

Thank you BASEBALL for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

GUMDROPS CANDY GUMDROPS SUNSHINE SMILES FOOTBALL SUGAR JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL SPRINKLES DANDELIONS GUMDROPS BASEBALL PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES HOCKEY PEACEFUL PIKACHU SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS HEAVEN KITTENS SMILES GUMDROPS PUPPIES SUNSHINE PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS LUV TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS SUGAR PIKACHU PEACEFUL KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES GUMDROPS FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS LUV FLOWERS FLOWERS ROSES SUGAR FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS PEACEFUL RAINBOWS FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.