Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:

I am PASTURE 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GUMDROPS removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of ICE CREAM Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the CANDY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active CANDY member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS SMILES FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this LUV article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.

Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your GINGERBREAD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

JELLY BEANS PUPPIES DANDELIONS UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL FLOWERS DANDELIONS HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS KITTENS UNICORNS PASTURE PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM ROSES BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD JOY UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS SUNSHINE JOY PIKACHU SUGAR ROSES NINTENDOGS CANDY PIKACHU FRIENDS GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS SUNSHINE BASKETBALL PASTURE ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN KITTENS UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV PUPPIES HAPPINESS KITTENS SUGAR DANDELIONS BASEBALL CANDY SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS LUV KITTENS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.