Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CANDY Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and TEDDY BEARS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you SPRINKLES about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers CANDY PASTURE PUPPIES CANDY ICE CREAM swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DANDELIONS jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire ICE CREAM body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active ROSES member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a JOY GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.

I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LOLLIPOPS editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD NINTENDOGS PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.