Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A POKéMON Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:

I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and NINTENDOGS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GUMDROPS removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers SWIMMING POOL SMILES LUV FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of UNICORNS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become NINTENDOGS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LUV cure, and the FRIENDS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.

I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL PIKACHU SUNSHINE DANDELIONS not funny at all.

Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.