Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:

I am CANDY 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SMILES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as PEACEFUL possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS FLOWERS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the SUGAR bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLUFFY CLOUD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire ROSES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active FRIENDS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLOWERS much much more.

I am sorry CHRISTMAS TREES for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES not funny at all.

Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your GINGERBREAD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES SUGAR PEACEFUL SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE PASTURE GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL CANDY PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE UNICORNS HEAVEN HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS FLOWERS ROSES I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL KITTENS LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS GUMDROPS ICE CREAM SPRINKLES SUGAR LUV SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD CANDY NINTENDOGS KITTENS LUV HEAVEN SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS SPRINKLES FLOWERS ICE CREAM FLOWERS HAPPINESS FOOTBALL HEAVEN NINTENDOGS HEAVEN KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP SMILES !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.