Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:

I am SPRINKLES 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about SWIMMING POOL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS SUNSHINE PIXIES BASKETBALL swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of RAINBOWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the SUGAR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DANDELIONS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.

I am an active KITTENS member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public SUNSHINE view of Tourettes as a UNICORNS PIKACHU DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is FRIENDS much much more.

I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this UNICORNS that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL GINGERBREAD FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your FOOTBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.