Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HEAVEN Polite Note to the FLUFFY CLOUD Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about POKéMON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOOTBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee POKéMON jerk.
• Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no UNICORNS cure, and the HOCKEY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire PEACEFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards FLOWERS eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP I LIKE SCHOOL PUPPIES CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL FLUFFY CLOUD JOY I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES not funny at all.

Thank you TEDDY BEARS for your GUMDROPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.