Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the FOOTBALL Author:[edit]

I am RAINBOWS 17 years old and LOLLIPOPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.

Let me tell you FLOWERS about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS SUGAR PUPPIES POKéMON PUPPIES swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PUPPIES cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU SUGAR TEDDY BEARS SMILES DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS POKéMON RAINBOWS SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS not funny at all.

Thank you JELLY BEANS for your RAINBOWS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.