Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES LUV HEAVEN RAINBOWS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CANDY cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CANDY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire SPRINKLES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS PASTURE HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on PUPPIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this CANDY article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PASTURE HOCKEY SUNSHINE UNICORNS BASEBALL not funny at all.

Thank you JOY for your FOOTBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.