Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the CANDY Author:[edit]
I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU UNICORNS FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
- Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.
I am an active POKéMON member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES GINGERBREAD HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this LUV article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE ROSES FLOWERS KITTENS KITTENS not funny at all.
Thank you PASTURE for your SMILES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |