Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A UNICORNS Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:[edit]
I am PIKACHU 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of HEAVEN Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS KITTENS HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLOWERS jerk.
- Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at GINGERBREAD school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire POKéMON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOCKEY PIKACHU "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL HOCKEY JELLY BEANS SMILES SUNSHINE not funny at all.
Thank you ROSES for your FLUFFY CLOUD time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
ROSES JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS SMILES BASKETBALL PASTURE LOLLIPOPS HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL JOY BASEBALL BASKETBALL FLOWERS FOOTBALL LUV BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL SMILES PUPPIES GINGERBREAD HOCKEY RAINBOWS ICE CREAM POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES SUGAR GUMDROPS SUGAR GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL FOOTBALL JOY PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL GINGERBREAD FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL PIXIES HEAVEN GUMDROPS LUV BASEBALL RAINBOWS HOCKEY PUPPIES ICE CREAM KITTENS JOY SUGAR FLOWERS SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL KITTENS FLUFFY CLOUD !!!?!?!?!?
| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |