Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A UNICORNS Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am CANDY 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as POKéMON possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PUPPIES Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS JOY KITTENS LUV SUNSHINE swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL HOOP "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JOY jerk.
• Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LUV side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire ROSES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a GINGERBREAD PIXIES RAINBOWS FLOWERS KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is DANDELIONS much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PEACEFUL that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS JOY SPRINKLES not funny at all.

Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your CANDY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.