Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the DANDELIONS Author:[edit]

I am HEAVEN 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LUV article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.

Let me tell you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PASTURE Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS PUPPIES CANDY FRIENDS GINGERBREAD swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PUPPIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no FRIENDS cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and JELLY BEANS I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL POKéMON SMILES RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.

I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this RAINBOWS that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLUFFY CLOUD editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS SPRINKLES HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS not funny at all.

Thank you ROSES for your SUNSHINE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS LUV UNICORNS NINTENDOGS POKéMON DANDELIONS RAINBOWS FRIENDS POKéMON ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL JOY SWIMMING POOL ROSES SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN HEAVEN SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES FOOTBALL FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL JOY JOY HEAVEN HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES UNICORNS KITTENS NINTENDOGS PIXIES ICE CREAM SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL PUPPIES PIXIES SUNSHINE HOCKEY HOCKEY FLOWERS POKéMON FRIENDS ROSES BASEBALL GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS LUV UNICORNS NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL SMILES FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.