Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A JOY Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:

I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.

Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
• Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUNSHINE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.

I am an active RAINBOWS member of a ROSES tourette syndrome association and GINGERBREAD I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really HOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LUV JOY HOCKEY DANDELIONS HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your POKéMON time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.