Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the CANDY Author:

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.

Let me tell you HAPPINESS about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers KITTENS PEACEFUL HEAVEN SPRINKLES SUNSHINE swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
• Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SMILES cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.

I am an active LUV member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a SMILES SUNSHINE FLOWERS PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is KITTENS much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PASTURE that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HEAVEN editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you SMILES for your CANDY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

DANDELIONS FRIENDS HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS JOY PUPPIES LUV BASEBALL CANDY PUPPIES SMILES SPRINKLES FRIENDS POKéMON CANDY SPRINKLES POKéMON KITTENS BASKETBALL PIXIES PASTURE DANDELIONS SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES LUV SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS SMILES PIXIES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP HAPPINESS PUPPIES PEACEFUL CANDY BASEBALL UNICORNS HEAVEN RAINBOWS HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN SUGAR CANDY RAINBOWS CANDY POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL KITTENS PEACEFUL KITTENS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE FOOTBALL KITTENS SPRINKLES JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.