Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ICE CREAM removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.

Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS HEAVEN HEAVEN NINTENDOGS SUGAR swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIKACHU "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
• Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FRIENDS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire SWIMMING POOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.

I am an active JELLY BEANS member of a RAINBOWS tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL JOY KITTENS DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really LUV annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by POKéMON editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything HAPPINESS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is KITTENS POKéMON SUGAR HAPPINESS PIXIES not funny at all.

Thank you SMILES for your KITTENS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

LOLLIPOPS PASTURE CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS GUMDROPS SMILES PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS HOCKEY ROSES CANDY BASEBALL HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS UNICORNS GINGERBREAD TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL GUMDROPS PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL PIXIES SUNSHINE JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES PIXIES LOLLIPOPS SUGAR CANDY ROSES I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE UNICORNS FOOTBALL SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS PIKACHU RAINBOWS UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL FLOWERS SMILES SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES SUNSHINE FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES SWIMMING POOL SUGAR GUMDROPS HAPPINESS PIKACHU LUV I LIKE SCHOOL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.