Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the HAPPINESS Author:[edit]

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and UNICORNS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you LUV about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES PUPPIES SUGAR FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PASTURE cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.

I am an active HOCKEY member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS CANDY HEAVEN FOOTBALL GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS HAPPINESS JELLY BEANS not funny at all.

Thank you SPRINKLES for your JOY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL JOY PUPPIES SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL PASTURE FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL LUV PIKACHU CHRISTMAS TREES I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL SMILES ICE CREAM ROSES POKéMON FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS PIKACHU SMILES SUGAR HAPPINESS ICE CREAM HOCKEY RAINBOWS LUV HOCKEY PIKACHU HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL PUPPIES CANDY SMILES SMILES HOCKEY PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS PASTURE PUPPIES RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL PIKACHU ROSES BASKETBALL BASEBALL POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL ICE CREAM FLOWERS FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL FOOTBALL GUMDROPS SPRINKLES DANDELIONS GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL ROSES !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.