Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A HOCKEY Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:[edit]

I am SMILES 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.

Let me tell you FLOWERS about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SMILES Tourettes sufferers HEAVEN HOCKEY HOCKEY SPRINKLES BASEBALL swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the FOOTBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ROSES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JOY drug.

I am an active SPRINKLES member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and CANDY I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public LUV view of Tourettes as a KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry UNICORNS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIKACHU tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES SUNSHINE PIKACHU PASTURE PASTURE not funny at all.

Thank you PUPPIES for your SWIMMING POOL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.