Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A UNICORNS Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:[edit]
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and POKéMON have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you POKéMON about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY ICE CREAM HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DANDELIONS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKéMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SPRINKLES cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CHRISTMAS TREES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the I LIKE SCHOOL drug.
I am an active SUGAR member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and POKéMON I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public RAINBOWS view of Tourettes as a UNICORNS FRIENDS UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on POKéMON uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR PASTURE SUGAR LUV UNICORNS not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your BASKETBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL SMILES HAPPINESS GUMDROPS SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR BASEBALL PEACEFUL BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL PIXIES SPRINKLES FOOTBALL DANDELIONS HEAVEN NINTENDOGS CANDY HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS PASTURE PIXIES I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD SMILES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS PUPPIES PIXIES SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES KITTENS FRIENDS PUPPIES RAINBOWS GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL I LIKE SCHOOL LUV PASTURE GINGERBREAD SMILES FLOWERS SPRINKLES DANDELIONS SUNSHINE HEAVEN POKéMON PASTURE SPRINKLES CANDY !!!?!?!?!?
| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |