Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A NINTENDOGS Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.

Let me tell you RAINBOWS about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS FRIENDS PUPPIES swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
• Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HAPPINESS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FLOWERS cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS PIKACHU LUV FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.

I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKéMON that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all UNICORNS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this FOOTBALL article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE HAPPINESS UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.