Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:

I am FLOWERS 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUGAR removed or changed as soon as LUV possible.

Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers JELLY BEANS FLOWERS BASKETBALL CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LUV cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CHRISTMAS TREES caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a ROSES tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS SMILES BASEBALL POKéMON "swearing" disorder, because it is PASTURE much much more.

I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PUPPIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES JOY POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you JOY for your JOY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.