Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HAPPINESS Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as CHRISTMAS TREES possible.

Let me tell you DANDELIONS about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS HOCKEY HAPPINESS ICE CREAM swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
• Tourettes is no LOLLIPOPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLOWERS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no POKéMON cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active FLUFFY CLOUD member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS PEACEFUL FRIENDS LUV FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CHRISTMAS TREES that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES PUPPIES PIKACHU FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.

Thank you PASTURE for your FLOWERS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.