Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A BASKETBALL Polite Note to the RAINBOWS Author:[edit]

I am HEAVEN 17 years old and PASTURE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! possible.

Let me tell you FRIENDS about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of JOY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no FLUFFY CLOUD cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LOLLIPOPS drug.

I am an active SPRINKLES member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a BASEBALL DANDELIONS POKéMON CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.

I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on I LIKE SCHOOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LOLLIPOPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this GINGERBREAD article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you FOOTBALL for your NINTENDOGS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

JELLY BEANS FLOWERS PIKACHU GUMDROPS HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES PEACEFUL SUNSHINE PASTURE DANDELIONS RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS UNICORNS FRIENDS FLOWERS RAINBOWS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL ICE CREAM HOCKEY DANDELIONS ICE CREAM FOOTBALL UNICORNS JELLY BEANS PEACEFUL FOOTBALL SPRINKLES LUV SPRINKLES POKéMON FLOWERS PASTURE HEAVEN DANDELIONS ROSES TEDDY BEARS TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD JOY LUV TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL CANDY PUPPIES FRIENDS CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS ROSES PUPPIES JELLY BEANS DANDELIONS KITTENS PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS PASTURE !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.