Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the GINGERBREAD Author:

I am BASKETBALL HOOP 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your DANDELIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as HOCKEY possible.

Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS PASTURE FRIENDS SUNSHINE PEACEFUL swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HAPPINESS jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LOLLIPOPS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PIXIES cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NINTENDOGS caused my entire FRIENDS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active GINGERBREAD member of a ROSES tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS FOOTBALL KITTENS UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.

I am sorry JELLY BEANS for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES DANDELIONS not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your BASKETBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.