Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A LUV Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:[edit]

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.

Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers CANDY UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DANDELIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SUGAR cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JOY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active ROSES member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards FRIENDS eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS HEAVEN KITTENS LOLLIPOPS PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all UNICORNS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this TEDDY BEARS article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY GINGERBREAD SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you GUMDROPS for your PEACEFUL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PASTURE NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS HEAVEN RAINBOWS HOCKEY NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! RAINBOWS BASKETBALL ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES JOY CANDY SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES PUPPIES PIKACHU FLOWERS GINGERBREAD I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE DANDELIONS DANDELIONS GUMDROPS NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS CANDY SPRINKLES GINGERBREAD GUMDROPS PUPPIES FLOWERS JELLY BEANS HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM POKéMON HEAVEN BASKETBALL UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS PIKACHU UNICORNS FLOWERS HEAVEN JELLY BEANS RAINBOWS PIXIES SMILES SUGAR HAPPINESS !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.