Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:

I am POKéMON 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JELLY BEANS removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.

Let me tell you SUGAR about PASTURE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD FRIENDS swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
• Tourettes is no SMILES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOCKEY drug.

I am an active LUV member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards DANDELIONS eradicating the public LOLLIPOPS view of Tourettes as a JOY FRIENDS HEAVEN GUMDROPS ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL HOOP JOY SUGAR SWIMMING POOL SUGAR not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.