Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and GUMDROPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as ICE CREAM possible.

Let me tell you SMILES about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD SUNSHINE SPRINKLES HEAVEN swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the SWIMMING POOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PUPPIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL HOOP cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SPRINKLES drug.

I am an active PIXIES member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards PASTURE eradicating the public CHRISTMAS TREES view of Tourettes as a FLUFFY CLOUD BASEBALL CANDY JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIXIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNICORNS editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS PIXIES UNICORNS UNICORNS not funny at all.

Thank you PUPPIES for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.