Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the ICE CREAM Author:[edit]
I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about GUMDROPS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SMILES Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS swear. You can UNICORNS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no SMILES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the SUNSHINE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active JOY member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards PIXIES eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL HAPPINESS HAPPINESS ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything LUV here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is KITTENS FLOWERS SUNSHINE ICE CREAM HAPPINESS not funny at all.
Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS SUGAR GINGERBREAD POKéMON BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD HOCKEY JOY HAPPINESS DANDELIONS HOCKEY JELLY BEANS UNICORNS BASKETBALL FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD PASTURE JELLY BEANS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES KITTENS FOOTBALL UNICORNS GUMDROPS GUMDROPS POKéMON JOY CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL PIXIES JOY HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL SUNSHINE PEACEFUL HAPPINESS GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS BASKETBALL UNICORNS SUGAR FLOWERS PIKACHU PEACEFUL LUV HEAVEN KITTENS SPRINKLES !!!?!?!?!?
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |