Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SMILES Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:

I am FLOWERS 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.

Let me tell you FLUFFY CLOUD about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DANDELIONS Tourettes sufferers ROSES HOCKEY FRIENDS BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS swear. You can FLUFFY CLOUD blame television for always focusing on the SUGAR bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
• Tourettes is no HEAVEN laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LUV cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.

I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a UNICORNS FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.

I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SMILES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ICE CREAM editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY SMILES GINGERBREAD not funny at all.

Thank you I LIKE SCHOOL for your TEDDY BEARS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.