Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLOWERS Polite Note to the SMILES Author:

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers PIXIES JOY ICE CREAM FRIENDS LUV swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PASTURE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DANDELIONS jerk.
• Tourettes is no KITTENS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no ROSES cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse POKéMON side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active FLOWERS member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a LUV ROSES HOCKEY SMILES SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry NINTENDOGS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PUPPIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all NINTENDOGS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is UNICORNS PEACEFUL FLOWERS BASKETBALL POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.