Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CANDY Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:

I am LUV 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about SWIMMING POOL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers ICE CREAM CANDY UNICORNS HAPPINESS CANDY swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
• Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PASTURE cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse RAINBOWS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PASTURE drug.

I am an active ICE CREAM member of a BASKETBALL tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE ICE CREAM SMILES SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry ROSES for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really GUMDROPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES FRIENDS FRIENDS DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL not funny at all.

Thank you GINGERBREAD for your BASKETBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.