Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JELLY BEANS removed or changed as soon as FRIENDS possible.

Let me tell you HOCKEY about TEDDY BEARS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers LUV DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the TEDDY BEARS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.

I am an active PIKACHU member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public UNICORNS view of Tourettes as a PIXIES FRIENDS ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.

I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on LUV uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HAPPINESS editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your POKéMON time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PUPPIES CANDY BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ROSES PIXIES TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS PIXIES SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS PEACEFUL PUPPIES GUMDROPS FLOWERS NINTENDOGS ROSES LUV HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS POKéMON PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL PIKACHU SMILES NINTENDOGS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE TEDDY BEARS SMILES HAPPINESS FOOTBALL SUGAR NINTENDOGS JOY UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON I LIKE SCHOOL CANDY SUGAR LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS JOY CHRISTMAS TREES JELLY BEANS SPRINKLES RAINBOWS FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS FOOTBALL BASKETBALL JOY KITTENS SUNSHINE FOOTBALL SUNSHINE POKéMON SUGAR POKéMON CANDY !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.