Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it POKéMON removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you DANDELIONS about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers POKéMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL SUNSHINE swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CHRISTMAS TREES jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIKACHU laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PEACEFUL drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and GUMDROPS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a LUV PIXIES LUV HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really BASKETBALL HOOP annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY TEDDY BEARS PASTURE RAINBOWS TEDDY BEARS not funny at all.

Thank you NINTENDOGS for your NINTENDOGS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.