Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the KITTENS Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL HOOP removed or changed as soon as FLUFFY CLOUD possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JOY Tourettes sufferers KITTENS SPRINKLES FLOWERS GINGERBREAD HOCKEY swear. You can JOY blame television for always focusing on the JELLY BEANS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
• Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CHRISTMAS TREES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the RAINBOWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ICE CREAM side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIKACHU caused my entire PIXIES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.

I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and FLUFFY CLOUD I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CHRISTMAS TREES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON GINGERBREAD JOY FOOTBALL KITTENS not funny at all.

Thank you RAINBOWS for your GINGERBREAD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.