Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HEAVEN Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:

I am CANDY 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUNSHINE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FOOTBALL removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.

Let me tell you HAPPINESS about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN SPRINKLES swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no CHRISTMAS TREES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUNSHINE cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active CANDY member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a SWIMMING POOL SUGAR PIKACHU NINTENDOGS SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.

I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really FLUFFY CLOUD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all POKéMON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY PUPPIES LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES FOOTBALL not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

SUGAR CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL LUV FLUFFY CLOUD JELLY BEANS LUV FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HEAVEN PEACEFUL SMILES HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP FOOTBALL CANDY JOY HOCKEY GINGERBREAD PASTURE CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES FRIENDS FLOWERS JOY GUMDROPS RAINBOWS ICE CREAM SUNSHINE JELLY BEANS POKéMON PIKACHU TEDDY BEARS SUGAR LOLLIPOPS PIXIES DANDELIONS SUGAR PEACEFUL DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE ROSES PEACEFUL LUV SWIMMING POOL PIXIES FLUFFY CLOUD HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE ICE CREAM TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.