Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A TEDDY BEARS Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:

I am CANDY 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it UNICORNS removed or changed as soon as RAINBOWS possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about LOLLIPOPS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FRIENDS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HEAVEN cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CANDY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which POKéMON caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the JELLY BEANS drug.

I am an active FRIENDS member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS FRIENDS FLOWERS "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLOWERS that really LOLLIPOPS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is I LIKE SCHOOL FRIENDS HEAVEN PASTURE SUNSHINE not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your SPRINKLES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.