Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the SMILES Author:

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your TEDDY BEARS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CHRISTMAS TREES removed or changed as soon as HEAVEN possible.

Let me tell you PIKACHU about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY PIXIES SUNSHINE DANDELIONS ROSES swear. You can SUNSHINE blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUNSHINE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
• Tourettes is no ICE CREAM laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards PEACEFUL eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS SUGAR PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.

I am sorry SPRINKLES for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD SUGAR not funny at all.

Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.