Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A FLOWERS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:[edit]

I am POKéMON 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PUPPIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.

Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD FOOTBALL UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS swear. You can BASKETBALL blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PIKACHU cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active ROSES member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and LOLLIPOPS I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public HOCKEY view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.

I am sorry PUPPIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on BASKETBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really DANDELIONS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNICORNS editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your DANDELIONS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.