Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PASTURE Polite Note to the CANDY Author:

I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and FRIENDS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.

Let me tell you SMILES about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS ROSES BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CANDY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no JOY cure, and the BASKETBALL HOOP drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CHRISTMAS TREES drug.

I am an active SUNSHINE member of a PASTURE tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.

I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on JOY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really SUNSHINE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this CANDY article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS CANDY not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your HOCKEY time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS CANDY GUMDROPS SPRINKLES ICE CREAM CANDY HOCKEY NINTENDOGS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS ROSES LUV SPRINKLES FLUFFY CLOUD NINTENDOGS POKéMON GUMDROPS FLOWERS PIKACHU PASTURE HAPPINESS LUV PASTURE PEACEFUL PUPPIES PIKACHU UNICORNS FRIENDS RAINBOWS FOOTBALL PEACEFUL FLOWERS GUMDROPS PASTURE UNICORNS BASEBALL BASEBALL HEAVEN NINTENDOGS HOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL ICE CREAM FLOWERS CANDY FOOTBALL HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS SUGAR PUPPIES SMILES GUMDROPS JOY CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL POKéMON CANDY ICE CREAM PIXIES RAINBOWS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.