Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SMILES Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:

I am LOLLIPOPS 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as SWIMMING POOL possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers DANDELIONS GUMDROPS DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can PASTURE blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUGAR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
• Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the RAINBOWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUNSHINE caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.

I am an active FLOWERS member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards PASTURE eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU JOY FOOTBALL PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.

I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JOY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really POKéMON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything POKéMON here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS PIXIES BASEBALL PASTURE PIXIES not funny at all.

Thank you CANDY for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

SWIMMING POOL SMILES FRIENDS GUMDROPS RAINBOWS FLOWERS HEAVEN UNICORNS SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS SMILES JOY HEAVEN BASKETBALL HOOP PIKACHU DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY SUNSHINE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD KITTENS SPRINKLES LOLLIPOPS GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL HOCKEY SUNSHINE CANDY BASKETBALL FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS GINGERBREAD SUGAR OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD PIXIES POKéMON POKéMON SUNSHINE PIXIES TEDDY BEARS HEAVEN CHRISTMAS TREES BASKETBALL PIKACHU BASKETBALL I LIKE SCHOOL LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN HEAVEN SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.