Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE FRIENDS swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NINTENDOGS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the NINTENDOGS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GUMDROPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL drug.

I am an active PIXIES member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and JELLY BEANS I am making steps towards TEDDY BEARS eradicating the public SWIMMING POOL view of Tourettes as a NINTENDOGS LOLLIPOPS HEAVEN HAPPINESS PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this POKéMON article. Remember, everything CHRISTMAS TREES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS FRIENDS HOCKEY BASEBALL not funny at all.

Thank you JELLY BEANS for your KITTENS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS POKéMON FLUFFY CLOUD PEACEFUL LUV FLOWERS TEDDY BEARS KITTENS ROSES FLOWERS HEAVEN BASEBALL PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL FLOWERS LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS PIKACHU BASEBALL PEACEFUL HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD HEAVEN I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL FOOTBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM LUV JOY FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS SPRINKLES SUGAR GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS POKéMON CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES PUPPIES FLOWERS ICE CREAM FRIENDS PIKACHU PIKACHU LUV LUV SMILES PIXIES HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD PASTURE JELLY BEANS LUV PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.