Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the KITTENS Author:

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and UNICORNS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FRIENDS removed or changed as soon as FOOTBALL possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS GUMDROPS HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS SUGAR swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of PIKACHU Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIKACHU "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
• Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ROSES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CHRISTMAS TREES cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUGAR side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES SUGAR GINGERBREAD BASEBALL PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS LUV I LIKE SCHOOL PUPPIES not funny at all.

Thank you CANDY for your TEDDY BEARS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU PIXIES PIXIES HOCKEY FLOWERS NINTENDOGS UNICORNS FLOWERS PUPPIES LUV JELLY BEANS SUGAR HOCKEY HAPPINESS HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PEACEFUL SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES JOY FLOWERS UNICORNS RAINBOWS SUGAR SUGAR PASTURE HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE ICE CREAM ROSES I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY LUV PEACEFUL TEDDY BEARS JOY GUMDROPS LUV FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES BASKETBALL FOOTBALL HOCKEY UNICORNS HEAVEN PUPPIES GUMDROPS POKéMON GUMDROPS KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL POKéMON PUPPIES RAINBOWS PEACEFUL GUMDROPS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.