Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:[edit]

I am PIKACHU 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you KITTENS about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS CANDY HEAVEN FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HAPPINESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee RAINBOWS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no FLOWERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PUPPIES caused my entire SWIMMING POOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PEACEFUL drug.

I am an active I LIKE SCHOOL member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards FLUFFY CLOUD eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.

I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUNSHINE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLUFFY CLOUD that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this CANDY article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.

Thank you FOOTBALL for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

TEDDY BEARS ROSES TEDDY BEARS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS FRIENDS PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD JOY LUV TEDDY BEARS PIXIES BASEBALL KITTENS PEACEFUL CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES BASEBALL CANDY SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP CHRISTMAS TREES ROSES LUV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE GINGERBREAD PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS PUPPIES POKéMON UNICORNS POKéMON PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE SUGAR PEACEFUL LUV PASTURE FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS LUV BASKETBALL LUV SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS CANDY SUGAR FLOWERS SUNSHINE PASTURE SPRINKLES PASTURE FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL LUV CANDY !!!?!?!?!?


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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.