Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A LUV Polite Note to the ICE CREAM Author:[edit]

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and TEDDY BEARS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it RAINBOWS removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you POKéMON about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PIKACHU Tourettes sufferers PIXIES LUV SUGAR ROSES SUNSHINE swear. You can CHRISTMAS TREES blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CHRISTMAS TREES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no TEDDY BEARS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PEACEFUL depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no DANDELIONS cure, and the PUPPIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire BASKETBALL HOOP body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active HAPPINESS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards SUNSHINE eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE PIKACHU FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is PUPPIES much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLOWERS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is LUV SPRINKLES UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS not funny at all.

Thank you FLOWERS for your POKéMON time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.