Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CANDY Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:

I am POKéMON 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GINGERBREAD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.

Let me tell you PUPPIES about ICE CREAM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes sufferers ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD PASTURE FOOTBALL KITTENS swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the PIXIES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of JELLY BEANS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ROSES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
• Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SMILES cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASKETBALL HOOP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire UNICORNS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.

I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and HEAVEN I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a SUGAR SUNSHINE HEAVEN RAINBOWS PEACEFUL "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry JOY for "hi-jacking" your entry on FLUFFY CLOUD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really BASKETBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS KITTENS not funny at all.

Thank you POKéMON for your POKéMON time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

CANDY PEACEFUL PIKACHU PIXIES LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS HOCKEY HOCKEY PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL HOCKEY PEACEFUL SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS FLOWERS PUPPIES BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL NINTENDOGS PASTURE BASEBALL RAINBOWS ROSES UNICORNS HOCKEY PASTURE BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD CANDY FRIENDS LUV TEDDY BEARS ICE CREAM OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL POKéMON JOY CANDY SWIMMING POOL CANDY PEACEFUL FOOTBALL HAPPINESS FLUFFY CLOUD JOY GUMDROPS CANDY PEACEFUL FLOWERS GINGERBREAD CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL PASTURE GUMDROPS GUMDROPS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.