Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the FLUFFY CLOUD Author:[edit]
I am RAINBOWS 17 years old and ICE CREAM have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLUFFY CLOUD article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.
Let me tell you JELLY BEANS about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS BASEBALL LUV GUMDROPS HOCKEY swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIKACHU "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
- Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIXIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no CANDY cure, and the SPRINKLES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PUPPIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire I LIKE SCHOOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUNSHINE drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a POKéMON tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM JOY FLOWERS LUV KITTENS "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PIXIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS UNICORNS GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM FLOWERS not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |