Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FRIENDS Polite Note to the SPRINKLES Author:

I am HEAVEN 17 years old and SMILES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as DANDELIONS possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers PEACEFUL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL HOOP GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can POKéMON blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SMILES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no HOCKEY cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLOWERS caused my entire FLUFFY CLOUD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active UNICORNS member of a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards ROSES eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a KITTENS FRIENDS BASEBALL I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.

I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CANDY that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FLOWERS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUGAR BASEBALL BASEBALL SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL not funny at all.

Thank you PEACEFUL for your HEAVEN time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASKETBALL HEAVEN LOLLIPOPS DANDELIONS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES FRIENDS POKéMON SMILES SUNSHINE HAPPINESS BASKETBALL HOOP FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES PASTURE RAINBOWS PIKACHU SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL JOY RAINBOWS SUNSHINE POKéMON PEACEFUL POKéMON GINGERBREAD PUPPIES KITTENS JOY UNICORNS PIXIES FRIENDS FLOWERS UNICORNS PASTURE DANDELIONS PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN ROSES KITTENS SUNSHINE PIKACHU PUPPIES DANDELIONS JOY FLUFFY CLOUD HAPPINESS SPRINKLES PEACEFUL PEACEFUL NINTENDOGS UNICORNS TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HOCKEY PIKACHU FLOWERS PEACEFUL BASEBALL HOCKEY HAPPINESS PASTURE !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.