Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A UNICORNS Polite Note to the PUPPIES Author:

I am POKéMON 17 years old and FLOWERS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.

Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of KITTENS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
• Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIXIES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SPRINKLES drug.

I am an active BASEBALL member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL PEACEFUL PIKACHU HEAVEN SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on ICE CREAM uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all RAINBOWS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM CANDY CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS PIXIES LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES BASEBALL DANDELIONS ROSES RAINBOWS BASEBALL LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS GUMDROPS HOCKEY CANDY SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP RAINBOWS PASTURE KITTENS KITTENS RAINBOWS PASTURE KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD POKéMON NINTENDOGS HOCKEY GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS CHRISTMAS TREES FOOTBALL PUPPIES SUNSHINE FRIENDS PIXIES CHRISTMAS TREES SUGAR PIXIES HOCKEY HEAVEN POKéMON GINGERBREAD SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS I LIKE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES POKéMON CANDY PIKACHU FOOTBALL PEACEFUL SPRINKLES HAPPINESS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.