Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the BASKETBALL Author:

I am BASEBALL 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you LUV about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS SUNSHINE swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLOWERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PUPPIES jerk.
• Tourettes is no GUMDROPS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no I LIKE SCHOOL cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire GUMDROPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.

I am an active SUGAR member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES HAPPINESS PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on UNICORNS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUGAR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SWIMMING POOL editing this PASTURE article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PIXIES KITTENS ROSES RAINBOWS SMILES not funny at all.

Thank you KITTENS for your SUGAR time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

PASTURE PEACEFUL ICE CREAM SUGAR JOY FLUFFY CLOUD LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FRIENDS SUNSHINE HOCKEY HAPPINESS UNICORNS CHRISTMAS TREES JOY PIXIES CANDY JOY CANDY PEACEFUL RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP HOCKEY HAPPINESS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL SPRINKLES PIXIES DANDELIONS UNICORNS LOLLIPOPS BASKETBALL HOOP JOY HOCKEY SUGAR UNICORNS LUV POKéMON HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL SUGAR JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JELLY BEANS PIKACHU CANDY POKéMON BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD POKéMON JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD SPRINKLES CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.