Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the PASTURE Author:[edit]

I am PIKACHU 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.

Let me tell you UNICORNS about DANDELIONS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS HOCKEY CANDY SMILES TEDDY BEARS swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JOY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LUV cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GINGERBREAD drug.

I am an active FLOWERS member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and PIXIES I am making steps towards HEAVEN eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a LUV SWIMMING POOL JOY HEAVEN JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.

I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES FLOWERS not funny at all.

Thank you GINGERBREAD for your BASEBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.