Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am UNICORNS 17 years old and HAPPINESS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you HOCKEY about PUPPIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIXIES Tourettes sufferers GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES I LIKE SCHOOL HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of ROSES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PASTURE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUNSHINE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKéMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PASTURE depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LUV cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FRIENDS caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active GUMDROPS member of a GUMDROPS tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD FRIENDS TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is PIKACHU much much more.

I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on ROSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL that really BASKETBALL HOOP annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLUFFY CLOUD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this SPRINKLES article. Remember, everything SWIMMING POOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY PIKACHU SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your LOLLIPOPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.