Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:

I am BASEBALL 17 years old and LUV have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.

Let me tell you PIXIES about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of UNICORNS Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS CANDY KITTENS HEAVEN NINTENDOGS swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the GINGERBREAD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of FOOTBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOOTBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
• Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SMILES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNICORNS caused my entire PIKACHU body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.

I am an active CANDY member of a JELLY BEANS tourette syndrome association and SMILES I am making steps towards SMILES eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry FLUFFY CLOUD for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JELLY BEANS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this SUNSHINE article. Remember, everything CANDY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASKETBALL PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY DANDELIONS not funny at all.

Thank you UNICORNS for your KITTENS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.