Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GUMDROPS Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:

I am POKéMON 17 years old and GINGERBREAD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! possible.

Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about BASKETBALL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS ROSES HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CHRISTMAS TREES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL HOOP jerk.
• Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CHRISTMAS TREES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no NINTENDOGS cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.

I am an active TEDDY BEARS member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and UNICORNS I am making steps towards KITTENS eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HOOP SUNSHINE ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is SUNSHINE much much more.

I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIXIES that really RAINBOWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this JOY article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SUNSHINE SMILES PIKACHU DANDELIONS BASKETBALL not funny at all.

Thank you BASEBALL for your BASKETBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.