Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:

I am SUGAR 17 years old and SUNSHINE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about KITTENS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS PIXIES GINGERBREAD swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIKACHU jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUGAR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PUPPIES cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HAPPINESS drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a KITTENS tourette syndrome association and GINGERBREAD I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a BASEBALL SPRINKLES FOOTBALL PIXIES HAPPINESS "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this UNICORNS that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this PEACEFUL article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL PASTURE JOY PUPPIES SUGAR not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.