Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the UNICORNS Author:

I am PIXIES 17 years old and PIXIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ROSES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about BASKETBALL HOOP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JELLY BEANS Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS BASKETBALL SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the FRIENDS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no PIXIES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at UNICORNS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL HOOP cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active ROSES member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards UNICORNS eradicating the public UNICORNS view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM FOOTBALL CANDY LUV CANDY "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.

I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on JOY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SUNSHINE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM SMILES FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL for your UNICORNS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.