Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HEAVEN Polite Note to the JOY Author:

I am BASEBALL 17 years old and BASKETBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLUFFY CLOUD Tourettes sufferers FLUFFY CLOUD SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS BASKETBALL swear. You can SMILES blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of KITTENS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HEAVEN "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
• Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LOLLIPOPS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLOWERS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SWIMMING POOL cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LOLLIPOPS caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.

I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a PIKACHU tourette syndrome association and PUPPIES I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a LUV LUV RAINBOWS KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is KITTENS much much more.

I am sorry LUV for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LUV that really I LIKE SCHOOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD PASTURE HAPPINESS POKéMON GUMDROPS not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your SWIMMING POOL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.