Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the NINTENDOGS Author:

I am I LIKE SCHOOL 17 years old and GUMDROPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about PIXIES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DANDELIONS Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS HOCKEY FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP BASEBALL swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the POKéMON bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKéMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PEACEFUL jerk.
• Tourettes is no POKéMON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GINGERBREAD depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no SUGAR cure, and the SMILES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire JOY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FOOTBALL drug.

I am an active SUGAR member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and SUGAR I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public PIXIES view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU NINTENDOGS HAPPINESS POKéMON TEDDY BEARS "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.

I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on CHRISTMAS TREES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really PIXIES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FOOTBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this HEAVEN article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES PUPPIES FLOWERS NINTENDOGS FLOWERS not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your BASEBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES PIKACHU PASTURE KITTENS GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES HAPPINESS PIKACHU PEACEFUL PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM SMILES PASTURE DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL SUGAR HEAVEN ICE CREAM UNICORNS HOCKEY UNICORNS PEACEFUL FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! KITTENS HOCKEY GUMDROPS TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL PEACEFUL LUV PIXIES HAPPINESS FRIENDS KITTENS LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL HAPPINESS BASKETBALL NINTENDOGS LUV HOCKEY FRIENDS JOY POKéMON HEAVEN TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL ROSES FRIENDS FRIENDS HOCKEY POKéMON PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.