Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the SPRINKLES Author:[edit]
I am CANDY 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as FLOWERS possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes sufferers LUV POKéMON SUGAR SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the SUNSHINE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FLUFFY CLOUD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SUNSHINE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASEBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no HEAVEN cure, and the DANDELIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLUFFY CLOUD drug.
I am an active POKéMON member of a CHRISTMAS TREES tourette syndrome association and GINGERBREAD I am making steps towards BASKETBALL eradicating the public ICE CREAM view of Tourettes as a GINGERBREAD BASEBALL SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is FLUFFY CLOUD much much more.
I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all UNICORNS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JELLY BEANS editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES PEACEFUL DANDELIONS not funny at all.
Thank you FLUFFY CLOUD for your ROSES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
SPRINKLES ICE CREAM JELLY BEANS GUMDROPS LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS SPRINKLES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES CANDY PIXIES GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL POKéMON BASEBALL ROSES FRIENDS POKéMON PASTURE KITTENS UNICORNS DANDELIONS BASKETBALL HOOP NINTENDOGS UNICORNS UNICORNS SUGAR PIXIES UNICORNS FLOWERS FLUFFY CLOUD FOOTBALL PASTURE FRIENDS HEAVEN BASKETBALL CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD HEAVEN SUNSHINE GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM FLUFFY CLOUD FLOWERS JELLY BEANS HOCKEY I LIKE SCHOOL HAPPINESS CHRISTMAS TREES NINTENDOGS RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS I LIKE SCHOOL LUV GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES !!!?!?!?!?
| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |