Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A RAINBOWS Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:[edit]
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASKETBALL HOOP article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as I LIKE SCHOOL possible.
Let me tell you FRIENDS about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FRIENDS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PEACEFUL ICE CREAM FLOWERS NINTENDOGS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of SUGAR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PIXIES jerk.
- Tourettes is no NINTENDOGS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HAPPINESS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HEAVEN depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! caused my entire BASKETBALL HOOP body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KITTENS drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public KITTENS view of Tourettes as a POKéMON TEDDY BEARS PUPPIES ICE CREAM JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.
I am sorry FOOTBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything JOY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES not funny at all.
Thank you DANDELIONS for your PEACEFUL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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| Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future. |