Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:

I am PUPPIES 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PEACEFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as HEAVEN possible.

Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about HAPPINESS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP PUPPIES SPRINKLES swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the PEACEFUL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIXIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CHRISTMAS TREES jerk.
• Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LUV school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no FOOTBALL cure, and the SWIMMING POOL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLUFFY CLOUD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HEAVEN drug.

I am an active HAPPINESS member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and TEDDY BEARS I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS SMILES FRIENDS KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything NINTENDOGS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY ROSES GUMDROPS FLOWERS RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you NINTENDOGS for your LUV time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.