Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:

I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and GUMDROPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.

Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PUPPIES Tourettes sufferers CANDY BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS SWIMMING POOL PEACEFUL swear. You can BASKETBALL HOOP blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUGAR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
• Tourettes is no LUV laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FLOWERS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no UNICORNS cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HAPPINESS caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards BASEBALL eradicating the public BASKETBALL view of Tourettes as a PIKACHU SPRINKLES TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.

I am sorry SUGAR for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really FLOWERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything RAINBOWS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PUPPIES JELLY BEANS TEDDY BEARS DANDELIONS POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you FRIENDS for your SUGAR time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FOOTBALL NINTENDOGS FLOWERS FOOTBALL HEAVEN GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS I LIKE SCHOOL LUV SMILES BASKETBALL POKéMON TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP TEDDY BEARS LUV JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL SUGAR NINTENDOGS FOOTBALL BASKETBALL HOOP JOY KITTENS BASKETBALL UNICORNS ICE CREAM SUNSHINE RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS KITTENS BASKETBALL ROSES FLOWERS LUV SUGAR BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS FOOTBALL CANDY SUNSHINE FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL GINGERBREAD PEACEFUL SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN HEAVEN GUMDROPS FLUFFY CLOUD PASTURE BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD RAINBOWS DANDELIONS FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.