Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the POKéMON Author:

I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HEAVEN article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LUV removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.

Let me tell you UNICORNS about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes sufferers HAPPINESS PASTURE LUV PEACEFUL HEAVEN swear. You can GINGERBREAD blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
• Tourettes is no PASTURE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CANDY cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse KITTENS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GUMDROPS drug.

I am an active SMILES member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public CHRISTMAS TREES view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP ICE CREAM HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "swearing" disorder, because it is SMILES much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SPRINKLES that really FRIENDS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything ROSES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP LOLLIPOPS FLUFFY CLOUD not funny at all.

Thank you HAPPINESS for your JELLY BEANS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

RAINBOWS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL BASKETBALL HOOP HEAVEN OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS PASTURE GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL PIKACHU SUNSHINE SUGAR HOCKEY PIXIES GUMDROPS SPRINKLES DANDELIONS PUPPIES RAINBOWS PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS SUNSHINE PUPPIES I LIKE SCHOOL SMILES HOCKEY SUGAR GUMDROPS HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS LUV SUNSHINE CANDY PASTURE FLOWERS FOOTBALL SUGAR BASKETBALL BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES TEDDY BEARS JELLY BEANS PUPPIES BASKETBALL HOOP KITTENS SUNSHINE FOOTBALL SUGAR CHRISTMAS TREES GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES HAPPINESS LUV JOY FRIENDS CANDY !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.