Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A BASKETBALL HOOP Polite Note to the JOY Author:[edit]

I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SMILES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as SUGAR possible.

Let me tell you I LIKE SCHOOL about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers CANDY PIKACHU KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of BASKETBALL HOOP Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIKACHU "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PUPPIES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no UNICORNS cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse UNICORNS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FLOWERS caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASKETBALL HOOP drug.

I am an active HEAVEN member of a LUV tourette syndrome association and SUNSHINE I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL SMILES UNICORNS PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is FRIENDS much much more.

I am sorry I LIKE SCHOOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOCKEY that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this LOLLIPOPS article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS CANDY PUPPIES GINGERBREAD not funny at all.

Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your PEACEFUL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.