Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:

I am KITTENS 17 years old and HEAVEN have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HOCKEY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.

Let me tell you HAPPINESS about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of POKéMON Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS GUMDROPS SUGAR GUMDROPS SWIMMING POOL swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no HOCKEY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKéMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.

I am an active DANDELIONS member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and LUV I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS BASKETBALL HOOP FLOWERS PIXIES BASKETBALL HOOP "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.

I am sorry GINGERBREAD for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really JELLY BEANS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything BASEBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FOOTBALL SUGAR TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS POKéMON not funny at all.

Thank you PIXIES for your PEACEFUL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.