Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A CANDY Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:

I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SPRINKLES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ROSES removed or changed as soon as LOLLIPOPS possible.

Let me tell you PASTURE about SMILES Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS SUGAR DANDELIONS GUMDROPS BASEBALL swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOOTBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FOOTBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the FRIENDS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse NINTENDOGS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ICE CREAM caused my entire BASKETBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GUMDROPS drug.

I am an active LUV member of a ROSES tourette syndrome association and PASTURE I am making steps towards SPRINKLES eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES FOOTBALL GINGERBREAD JELLY BEANS CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on DANDELIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really PASTURE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TEDDY BEARS editing this FLUFFY CLOUD article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS GUMDROPS HEAVEN HOCKEY LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.

Thank you CANDY for your GUMDROPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.