Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HOCKEY Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:

I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and CANDY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SPRINKLES removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you SPRINKLES about FLUFFY CLOUD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers CANDY PEACEFUL POKéMON BASKETBALL SUGAR swear. You can SWIMMING POOL blame television for always focusing on the ROSES bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of KITTENS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SMILES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LOLLIPOPS jerk.
• Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PEACEFUL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become UNICORNS depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the FLOWERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.

I am an active JELLY BEANS member of a FOOTBALL tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public SUGAR view of Tourettes as a SUGAR BASKETBALL BASEBALL SPRINKLES HEAVEN "swearing" disorder, because it is JELLY BEANS much much more.

I am sorry BASKETBALL HOOP for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really SUGAR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this GUMDROPS article. Remember, everything GINGERBREAD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS not funny at all.

Thank you ICE CREAM for your NINTENDOGS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.