Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the BASKETBALL HOOP Author:

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.

Let me tell you PASTURE about RAINBOWS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers RAINBOWS LUV DANDELIONS JELLY BEANS SUGAR swear. You can PEACEFUL blame television for always focusing on the PIKACHU bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASEBALL jerk.
• Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no LOLLIPOPS cure, and the SUNSHINE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWIMMING POOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PASTURE caused my entire CANDY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ICE CREAM drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a FLUFFY CLOUD tourette syndrome association and PIKACHU I am making steps towards LOLLIPOPS eradicating the public FOOTBALL view of Tourettes as a PIXIES PIKACHU LUV KITTENS SMILES "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on JOY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really CANDY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this BASKETBALL article. Remember, everything SUGAR here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JELLY BEANS POKéMON FRIENDS DANDELIONS PEACEFUL not funny at all.

Thank you HOCKEY for your LOLLIPOPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

BASEBALL PASTURE HEAVEN POKéMON SMILES PEACEFUL HOCKEY BASKETBALL BASKETBALL ROSES FOOTBALL UNICORNS NINTENDOGS UNICORNS FRIENDS FOOTBALL HOCKEY LUV SUGAR I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CANDY GINGERBREAD RAINBOWS CANDY GUMDROPS HOCKEY UNICORNS JOY ROSES ROSES LOLLIPOPS SPRINKLES PIXIES KITTENS JOY HOCKEY HAPPINESS PUPPIES FOOTBALL LUV HAPPINESS PIXIES PEACEFUL PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL JELLY BEANS HAPPINESS DANDELIONS HOCKEY LUV JOY GUMDROPS CHRISTMAS TREES BASEBALL HOCKEY PUPPIES FOOTBALL JOY FOOTBALL DANDELIONS PIKACHU POKéMON SUNSHINE !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.