Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A ROSES Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:

I am SMILES 17 years old and CHRISTMAS TREES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your KITTENS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it DANDELIONS removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you KITTENS about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PUPPIES Tourettes sufferers PIXIES LUV BASEBALL TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of GINGERBREAD Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HAPPINESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
• Tourettes is no SPRINKLES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SWIMMING POOL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the GINGERBREAD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SUNSHINE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.

I am an active PEACEFUL member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and LOLLIPOPS I am making steps towards FLOWERS eradicating the public POKéMON view of Tourettes as a PIXIES ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is RAINBOWS much much more.

I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SMILES that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HEAVEN tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DANDELIONS editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything PIXIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES FOOTBALL HOCKEY LUV LUV not funny at all.

Thank you SUNSHINE for your GINGERBREAD time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.