Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A HEAVEN Polite Note to the LUV Author:

I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PASTURE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.

Let me tell you GUMDROPS about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers PUPPIES BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS FOOTBALL swear. You can FOOTBALL blame television for always focusing on the ICE CREAM bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUNSHINE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LUV jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BASKETBALL HOOP depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no JELLY BEANS cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKéMON drug.

I am an active POKéMON member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and HEAVEN I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is PEACEFUL much much more.

I am sorry PEACEFUL for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this FRIENDS article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is RAINBOWS PASTURE TEDDY BEARS GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD not funny at all.

Thank you SUGAR for your JELLY BEANS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.