Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FRIENDS Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:

I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your BASEBALL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it CANDY removed or changed as soon as HAPPINESS possible.

Let me tell you SUNSHINE about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HOCKEY Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY HAPPINESS BASEBALL HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS swear. You can GUMDROPS blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of SUGAR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or KITTENS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PASTURE jerk.
• Tourettes is no FLUFFY CLOUD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SMILES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no CANDY cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SMILES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.

I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS KITTENS SUGAR UNICORNS BASKETBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry POKéMON for "hi-jacking" your entry on SPRINKLES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PUPPIES that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SPRINKLES editing this FLOWERS article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES SPRINKLES NINTENDOGS not funny at all.

Thank you HEAVEN for your BASKETBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

DANDELIONS GINGERBREAD PUPPIES LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE BASKETBALL LOLLIPOPS KITTENS ROSES LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL HOCKEY FLUFFY CLOUD SUNSHINE ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY BASEBALL UNICORNS PASTURE DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD SUGAR SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS PIXIES PEACEFUL HOCKEY BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS I LIKE SCHOOL BASKETBALL HOOP FRIENDS HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES SMILES GUMDROPS SUGAR CANDY SUGAR HEAVEN POKéMON SWIMMING POOL DANDELIONS TEDDY BEARS JOY TEDDY BEARS NINTENDOGS SUNSHINE SMILES SMILES PASTURE HOCKEY TEDDY BEARS PASTURE PASTURE PIKACHU !!!?!?!?!?

Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.