Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A PENTAGON Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:[edit]

I am UNITED STATES 17 years old and all of my DECAPITATION STRIKE wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your ABU GHRAIB article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it DERKA DERKA removed or changed as soon as KING DAVID possible.

Let me tell you STEALTH BOMBER about SANCTIONS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NEW YORK Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can MISSION ACCOMPLISHED blame Western television for always focusing on the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of LONDON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ABRAMS TANK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOMELAND SECURITY jerk.
  • Tourettes is no WMD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PENTAGON training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DERKA DERKA manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no MISSION ACCOMPLISHED cure, and the EMBEDDED REPORTERS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LET FREEDOM RING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SANTA CLAUS caused my entire BUSH body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CRUSADES drug.

I am an active UNITED STATES member of a KING DAVID tourette syndrome association and SHOCK AND AWE I am making steps towards US COALITION eradicating the public DENMARK view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CONGRESS much much more.

I am sorry STAR-SPANGLED BANNER for DENMARK "hi-jacking" your entry on APPLE PIE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TONY BLAIR that really GOD BLESS AMERICA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEXACO tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CAMP PENDLETON editing this DECAPITATION STRIKE article. Remember, everything DENMARK here is meant DERKA DERKA to be funny, and making SHOCK AND AWE fun of a horrible disorder is PENTAGON not funny at all.

Thank you for your US COALITION time.

Best PHILADELPHIA regards,

Mahmoud

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