Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 17 years old and all of my LAST SUPPER wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your WASHINGTON article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it SANCTIONS removed or changed as soon as SANCTIONS possible.

Let me tell you PHILADELPHIA about MOSES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CONGRESS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can UNITED STATES blame Western television for always focusing on the CRUSADES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of STAR-SPANGLED BANNER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOMELAND SECURITY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CAMP PENDLETON jerk.
  • Tourettes is no LYNNDIE ENGLAND laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WEST POINT training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OIL FOR FOOD manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LYNNDIE ENGLAND cure, and the KING DAVID drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse WEST POINT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which NEW YORK caused my entire APPLE PIE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MCDONALD'S drug.

I am an active CONGRESS member of a USA tourette syndrome association and REPUBLICAN PARTY I am making steps towards HANNUKAH eradicating the public US COALITION view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CONGRESS much much more.

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Best SANCTIONS regards,

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