Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A USA Polite Note to the CONGRESS Author:[edit]
I am LET FREEDOM RING 17 years old and all of my SHOCK AND AWE wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your UNITED STATES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CRUSADES removed or changed as soon as EMBEDDED REPORTERS possible.
Let me tell you MARINES about GREEN BERET Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of US ARMY Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can FOX NEWS blame Western television for always focusing on the PHILADELPHIA bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of STEALTH BOMBER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SHOCK AND AWE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ABRAMS TANK jerk.
- Tourettes is no OIL FOR FOOD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LYNNDIE ENGLAND training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEXACO manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS cure, and the MARINES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SANCTIONS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CONGRESS caused my entire CAMP PENDLETON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SANTA CLAUS drug.
I am an active CAMP PENDLETON member of a CRUSADES tourette syndrome association and AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL I am making steps towards DUBYA eradicating the public FOX NEWS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is UNITED NATIONS much much more.
I am sorry SHOCK AND AWE for MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS "hi-jacking" your entry on SANCTIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOMELAND SECURITY that really GREEN BERET annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all US ARMY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LET FREEDOM RING editing this WASHINGTON article. Remember, everything WASHINGTON here is meant MOSES to be funny, and making MISSION ACCOMPLISHED fun of a horrible disorder is APPLE PIE not funny at all.
Thank you for your TONY BLAIR time.
Best HANNUKAH regards,
Mahmoud