Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A ABU GHRAIB Polite Note to the WMD Author:[edit]
I am ABU GHRAIB 17 years old and all of my PHILADELPHIA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your MOSES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CONGRESS removed or changed as soon as LET FREEDOM RING possible.
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- Less than 20% of BUSH Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can TEXACO blame Western television for always focusing on the WEST POINT bad side of a terrible thing.
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- There is no SHOCK AND AWE cure, and the MARINES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse USA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OIL FOR FOOD caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED NATIONS drug.
I am an active GUANTANAMO BAY member of a KING DAVID tourette syndrome association and STAR-SPANGLED BANNER I am making steps towards LAST SUPPER eradicating the public HANNUKAH view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is BASEBALL much much more.
I am sorry NEW YORK for MISSION ACCOMPLISHED "hi-jacking" your entry on SANCTIONS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GOD BLESS AMERICA that really LAST SUPPER annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CRUSADES editing this ABU GHRAIB article. Remember, everything GOD BLESS AMERICA here is meant WASHINGTON to be funny, and making GOD BLESS AMERICA fun of a horrible disorder is FOX NEWS not funny at all.
Thank you for your APPLE PIE time.
Best PHILADELPHIA regards,
Mahmoud