Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A LONDON Polite Note to the US COALITION Author:[edit]

I am MARINES 17 years old and all of my LAST SUPPER wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your GOD BLESS AMERICA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it WASHINGTON removed or changed as soon as WASHINGTON possible.

Let me tell you OIL FOR FOOD about OIL FOR FOOD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SHOCK AND AWE Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can WEST POINT blame Western television for always focusing on the PHILADELPHIA bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or USA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TONY BLAIR jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SANTA CLAUS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MCDONALD'S training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SANTA CLAUS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no BUSH cure, and the PHILADELPHIA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CONGRESS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OIL FOR FOOD caused my entire EMBEDDED REPORTERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DECAPITATION STRIKE drug.

I am an active TEXACO member of a GOD BLESS AMERICA tourette syndrome association and ABU GHRAIB I am making steps towards STAR-SPANGLED BANNER eradicating the public MISSION ACCOMPLISHED view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is DECAPITATION STRIKE much much more.

I am sorry CRUSADES for HANNUKAH "hi-jacking" your entry on CONGRESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TONY BLAIR that really ABU GHRAIB annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PENTAGON editing this GREEN BERET article. Remember, everything MCDONALD'S here is meant DERKA DERKA to be funny, and making SANTA CLAUS fun of a horrible disorder is WMD not funny at all.

Thank you for your PHILADELPHIA time.

Best BASEBALL regards,

Mahmoud

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