Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Polite Note to the TEXACO Author:[edit]

I am LONDON 17 years old and all of my PHILADELPHIA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your HOMELAND SECURITY article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it REPUBLICAN PARTY removed or changed as soon as AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL possible.

Let me tell you AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL about DECAPITATION STRIKE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GOD BLESS AMERICA blame Western television for always focusing on the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of US COALITION Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TONY BLAIR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SHOCK AND AWE jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DUBYA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SHOCK AND AWE training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BUSH manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SANTA CLAUS cure, and the BUSH drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SANCTIONS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNITED STATES caused my entire WEST POINT body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CONGRESS drug.

I am an active GREEN BERET member of a MOSES tourette syndrome association and TONY BLAIR I am making steps towards LAST SUPPER eradicating the public UNITED STATES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is PHILADELPHIA much much more.

I am sorry DUBYA for HOMELAND SECURITY "hi-jacking" your entry on SHOCK AND AWE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SANTA CLAUS that really REPUBLICAN PARTY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PENTAGON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MOSES editing this US ARMY article. Remember, everything DENMARK here is meant DUBYA to be funny, and making FOX NEWS fun of a horrible disorder is UNITED STATES not funny at all.

Thank you for your GUANTANAMO BAY time.

Best PENTAGON regards,

Mahmoud

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