Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am ABRAMS TANK 17 years old and all of my OIL FOR FOOD wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your STAR-SPANGLED BANNER article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS removed or changed as soon as STEALTH BOMBER possible.

Let me tell you MARINES about GOD BLESS AMERICA Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of KING DAVID Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can PENTAGON blame Western television for always focusing on the USA bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of CONGRESS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or WMD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee US ARMY jerk.
  • Tourettes is no NEW YORK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BUSH training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become WMD manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no GUANTANAMO BAY cure, and the WASHINGTON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ABU GHRAIB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LONDON caused my entire HOMELAND SECURITY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PENTAGON drug.

I am an active GREEN BERET member of a PHILADELPHIA tourette syndrome association and OIL FOR FOOD I am making steps towards USA eradicating the public LONDON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL much much more.

I am sorry SANCTIONS for SHOCK AND AWE "hi-jacking" your entry on MISSION ACCOMPLISHED uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CRUSADES that really FOX NEWS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEXACO tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PENTAGON editing this WASHINGTON article. Remember, everything LAST SUPPER here is meant MARINES to be funny, and making APPLE PIE fun of a horrible disorder is MOSES not funny at all.

Thank you for your DECAPITATION STRIKE time.

Best LAST SUPPER regards,

Mahmoud

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