Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A LYNNDIE ENGLAND Polite Note to the GREEN BERET Author:[edit]

I am OIL FOR FOOD 17 years old and all of my HOMELAND SECURITY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your APPLE PIE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it US ARMY removed or changed as soon as ABU GHRAIB possible.

Let me tell you NEW YORK about CONGRESS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MARINES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can FOX NEWS blame Western television for always focusing on the LONDON bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of LAST SUPPER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or WEST POINT "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MOSES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PHILADELPHIA training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become WMD manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no CAMP PENDLETON cure, and the US COALITION drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which EMBEDDED REPORTERS caused my entire NEW YORK body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DERKA DERKA drug.

I am an active APPLE PIE member of a LONDON tourette syndrome association and WMD I am making steps towards BUSH eradicating the public TEXACO view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is US COALITION much much more.

I am sorry APPLE PIE for WMD "hi-jacking" your entry on MISSION ACCOMPLISHED uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this MCDONALD'S that really MCDONALD'S annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OIL FOR FOOD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASEBALL editing this STEALTH BOMBER article. Remember, everything ABU GHRAIB here is meant DERKA DERKA to be funny, and making MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS fun of a horrible disorder is USA not funny at all.

Thank you for your LONDON time.

Best KING DAVID regards,

Mahmoud

See LYNNDIE ENGLAND also[edit]