Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A KING DAVID Polite Note to the AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Author:[edit]

I am NEW YORK 17 years old and all of my MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your KING DAVID article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CAMP PENDLETON removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you GOD BLESS AMERICA about GREEN BERET Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PENTAGON Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can LAST SUPPER blame Western television for always focusing on the UNITED NATIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ABRAMS TANK Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEXACO "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no CRUSADES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LAST SUPPER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BUSH manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PHILADELPHIA cure, and the TONY BLAIR drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse US COALITION side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MISSION ACCOMPLISHED caused my entire LONDON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SANTA CLAUS drug.

I am an active WMD member of a SANTA CLAUS tourette syndrome association and BASEBALL I am making steps towards AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL eradicating the public LET FREEDOM RING view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is SHOCK AND AWE much much more.

I am sorry MOSES for EMBEDDED REPORTERS "hi-jacking" your entry on MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUANTANAMO BAY that really LYNNDIE ENGLAND annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DUBYA tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GOD BLESS AMERICA editing this DERKA DERKA article. Remember, everything PHILADELPHIA here is meant ABU GHRAIB to be funny, and making WASHINGTON fun of a horrible disorder is CONGRESS not funny at all.

Thank you for your DENMARK time.

Best PHILADELPHIA regards,

Mahmoud

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