Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A CAMP PENDLETON Polite Note to the MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Author:[edit]
I am ABRAMS TANK 17 years old and all of my US ARMY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your CRUSADES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it LAST SUPPER removed or changed as soon as AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL possible.
Let me tell you DECAPITATION STRIKE about TEXACO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of STAR-SPANGLED BANNER Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can MISSION ACCOMPLISHED blame Western television for always focusing on the US ARMY bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PENTAGON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or EMBEDDED REPORTERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GREEN BERET jerk.
- Tourettes is no SHOCK AND AWE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MISSION ACCOMPLISHED training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MCDONALD'S manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no APPLE PIE cure, and the LYNNDIE ENGLAND drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LET FREEDOM RING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOSES caused my entire MISSION ACCOMPLISHED body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER drug.
I am an active TEXACO member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and WASHINGTON I am making steps towards LONDON eradicating the public FOX NEWS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MCDONALD'S much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for PENTAGON "hi-jacking" your entry on MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this EMBEDDED REPORTERS that really USA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MARINES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOMELAND SECURITY editing this BASEBALL article. Remember, everything MISSION ACCOMPLISHED here is meant ABRAMS TANK to be funny, and making EMBEDDED REPORTERS fun of a horrible disorder is GREEN BERET not funny at all.
Thank you for your US ARMY time.
Best CONGRESS regards,
Mahmoud