Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am SANCTIONS 17 years old and all of my LAST SUPPER wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your CONGRESS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TEXACO removed or changed as soon as CAMP PENDLETON possible.

Let me tell you MARINES about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WMD Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GREEN BERET blame Western television for always focusing on the CAMP PENDLETON bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of LAST SUPPER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or US ARMY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BUSH jerk.
  • Tourettes is no GUANTANAMO BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at US COALITION training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MISSION ACCOMPLISHED manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL cure, and the MARINES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse STEALTH BOMBER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which WMD caused my entire STAR-SPANGLED BANNER body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED NATIONS drug.

I am an active GOD BLESS AMERICA member of a WMD tourette syndrome association and US ARMY I am making steps towards LONDON eradicating the public SHOCK AND AWE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is LONDON much much more.

I am sorry LET FREEDOM RING for LYNNDIE ENGLAND "hi-jacking" your entry on STEALTH BOMBER uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LYNNDIE ENGLAND that really LONDON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SANCTIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MCDONALD'S editing this DECAPITATION STRIKE article. Remember, everything APPLE PIE here is meant MOSES to be funny, and making DERKA DERKA fun of a horrible disorder is KING DAVID not funny at all.

Thank you for your CRUSADES time.

Best TEXACO regards,

Mahmoud

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