Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A BASEBALL Polite Note to the FOX NEWS Author:[edit]

I am OIL FOR FOOD 17 years old and all of my MISSION ACCOMPLISHED wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your BUSH article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as US ARMY possible.

Let me tell you CAMP PENDLETON about MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can LYNNDIE ENGLAND blame Western television for always focusing on the KING DAVID bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of LONDON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CONGRESS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ABU GHRAIB jerk.
  • Tourettes is no MOSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MISSION ACCOMPLISHED training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SANTA CLAUS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no WMD cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CRUSADES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PHILADELPHIA caused my entire EMBEDDED REPORTERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the WMD drug.

I am an active TEXACO member of a APPLE PIE tourette syndrome association and APPLE PIE I am making steps towards SHOCK AND AWE eradicating the public OIL FOR FOOD view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CAMP PENDLETON much much more.

I am sorry SHOCK AND AWE for WASHINGTON "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ABU GHRAIB that really REPUBLICAN PARTY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ABRAMS TANK tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LAST SUPPER editing this USA article. Remember, everything CRUSADES here is meant MARINES to be funny, and making PHILADELPHIA fun of a horrible disorder is HOMELAND SECURITY not funny at all.

Thank you for your SANCTIONS time.

Best MCDONALD'S regards,

Mahmoud

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