Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • There is no ABU GHRAIB cure, and the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SHOCK AND AWE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DENMARK caused my entire AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the US ARMY drug.

I am an active WEST POINT member of a BUSH tourette syndrome association and DENMARK I am making steps towards ABRAMS TANK eradicating the public DECAPITATION STRIKE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is UNITED STATES much much more.

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