Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A LONDON Polite Note to the US ARMY Author:[edit]

I am DENMARK 17 years old and all of my GOD BLESS AMERICA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your GUANTANAMO BAY article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it GREEN BERET removed or changed as soon as MOSES possible.

Let me tell you CAMP PENDLETON about TEXACO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GUANTANAMO BAY Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can CRUSADES blame Western television for always focusing on the TONY BLAIR bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of WEST POINT Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LYNNDIE ENGLAND "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee US COALITION jerk.
  • Tourettes is no WMD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LAST SUPPER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no TONY BLAIR cure, and the WEST POINT drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GREEN BERET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LET FREEDOM RING caused my entire USA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BUSH drug.

I am an active OIL FOR FOOD member of a LONDON tourette syndrome association and US ARMY I am making steps towards DECAPITATION STRIKE eradicating the public US ARMY view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is DECAPITATION STRIKE much much more.

I am sorry WASHINGTON for DUBYA "hi-jacking" your entry on WEST POINT uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this REPUBLICAN PARTY that really US ARMY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all REPUBLICAN PARTY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNITED STATES editing this DENMARK article. Remember, everything CAMP PENDLETON here is meant DENMARK to be funny, and making LYNNDIE ENGLAND fun of a horrible disorder is LET FREEDOM RING not funny at all.

Thank you for your APPLE PIE time.

Best MARINES regards,

Mahmoud

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