Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A WEST POINT Polite Note to the EMBEDDED REPORTERS Author:[edit]
I am AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL 17 years old and all of my PENTAGON wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your ABRAMS TANK article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it ABRAMS TANK removed or changed as soon as LYNNDIE ENGLAND possible.
Let me tell you HOMELAND SECURITY about US COALITION Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LET FREEDOM RING Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can CAMP PENDLETON blame Western television for always focusing on the LAST SUPPER bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FOX NEWS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LYNNDIE ENGLAND jerk.
- Tourettes is no US ARMY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at US COALITION training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ABRAMS TANK manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no WASHINGTON cure, and the MCDONALD'S drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MARINES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HANNUKAH caused my entire MISSION ACCOMPLISHED body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the US ARMY drug.
I am an active AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL member of a MARINES tourette syndrome association and UNITED STATES I am making steps towards MCDONALD'S eradicating the public DERKA DERKA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is HOMELAND SECURITY much much more.
I am sorry SANTA CLAUS for CONGRESS "hi-jacking" your entry on WMD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SANTA CLAUS that really DUBYA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PENTAGON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DERKA DERKA editing this WASHINGTON article. Remember, everything NEW YORK here is meant UNITED NATIONS to be funny, and making LONDON fun of a horrible disorder is MARINES not funny at all.
Thank you for your REPUBLICAN PARTY time.
Best MARINES regards,
Mahmoud