Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Polite Note to the US ARMY Author:[edit]

I am HOMELAND SECURITY 17 years old and all of my DUBYA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your APPLE PIE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it LYNNDIE ENGLAND removed or changed as soon as DENMARK possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about MARINES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of CAMP PENDLETON Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can SHOCK AND AWE blame Western television for always focusing on the UNITED NATIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of WASHINGTON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LYNNDIE ENGLAND jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PENTAGON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at FOX NEWS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SANCTIONS cure, and the APPLE PIE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ABU GHRAIB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GOD BLESS AMERICA caused my entire CRUSADES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SHOCK AND AWE drug.

I am an active CRUSADES member of a LAST SUPPER tourette syndrome association and UNITED STATES I am making steps towards US ARMY eradicating the public MISSION ACCOMPLISHED view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is WEST POINT much much more.

I am sorry CAMP PENDLETON for DUBYA "hi-jacking" your entry on NEW YORK uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GREEN BERET that really US COALITION annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WEST POINT tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WMD editing this ABRAMS TANK article. Remember, everything OIL FOR FOOD here is meant MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS to be funny, and making NEW YORK fun of a horrible disorder is STEALTH BOMBER not funny at all.

Thank you for your CONGRESS time.

Best PENTAGON regards,

Mahmoud

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