Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A REPUBLICAN PARTY Polite Note to the LONDON Author:[edit]

I am USA 17 years old and all of my MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your DUBYA article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it STEALTH BOMBER removed or changed as soon as ABU GHRAIB possible.

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  • Less than 20% of CRUSADES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can MARINES blame Western television for always focusing on the CRUSADES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of DECAPITATION STRIKE Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee USA jerk.
  • Tourettes is no PENTAGON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SHOCK AND AWE training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become OIL FOR FOOD manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no GUANTANAMO BAY cure, and the DUBYA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HANNUKAH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS caused my entire LYNNDIE ENGLAND body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CRUSADES drug.

I am an active LAST SUPPER member of a US ARMY tourette syndrome association and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I am making steps towards US ARMY eradicating the public STAR-SPANGLED BANNER view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is FOX NEWS much much more.

I am sorry STEALTH BOMBER for BUSH "hi-jacking" your entry on MOSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this APPLE PIE that really UNITED STATES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all REPUBLICAN PARTY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by DERKA DERKA editing this DERKA DERKA article. Remember, everything HANNUKAH here is meant MOSES to be funny, and making US COALITION fun of a horrible disorder is MOSES not funny at all.

Thank you for your APPLE PIE time.

Best GOD BLESS AMERICA regards,

Mahmoud

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