Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A WEST POINT Polite Note to the CRUSADES Author:[edit]

I am OIL FOR FOOD 17 years old and all of my USA wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your UNITED NATIONS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it APPLE PIE removed or changed as soon as DUBYA possible.

Let me tell you STEALTH BOMBER about KING DAVID Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOSES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can DUBYA blame Western television for always focusing on the LYNNDIE ENGLAND bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of DUBYA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HANNUKAH jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SANCTIONS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SANCTIONS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no WEST POINT cure, and the CAMP PENDLETON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HANNUKAH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABU GHRAIB caused my entire WMD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEXACO drug.

I am an active FOX NEWS member of a SANTA CLAUS tourette syndrome association and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I am making steps towards SHOCK AND AWE eradicating the public EMBEDDED REPORTERS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is WMD much much more.

I am sorry LAST SUPPER for US ARMY "hi-jacking" your entry on FOX NEWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GREEN BERET that really EMBEDDED REPORTERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DENMARK tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PHILADELPHIA editing this DENMARK article. Remember, everything LAST SUPPER here is meant SANTA CLAUS to be funny, and making HANNUKAH fun of a horrible disorder is TEXACO not funny at all.

Thank you for your EMBEDDED REPORTERS time.

Best UNITED STATES regards,

Mahmoud

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