Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A TEXACO Polite Note to the CRUSADES Author:[edit]

I am DUBYA 17 years old and all of my HOMELAND SECURITY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your EMBEDDED REPORTERS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL removed or changed as soon as REPUBLICAN PARTY possible.

Let me tell you TEXACO about HOMELAND SECURITY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SANTA CLAUS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can LET FREEDOM RING blame Western television for always focusing on the NEW YORK bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LYNNDIE ENGLAND "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HOMELAND SECURITY jerk.
  • Tourettes is no EMBEDDED REPORTERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HANNUKAH training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become EMBEDDED REPORTERS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no US ARMY cure, and the AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LAST SUPPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which UNITED STATES caused my entire GOD BLESS AMERICA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CONGRESS drug.

I am an active WASHINGTON member of a WMD tourette syndrome association and DUBYA I am making steps towards SANTA CLAUS eradicating the public NEW YORK view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CONGRESS much much more.

I am sorry KING DAVID for MOSES "hi-jacking" your entry on STEALTH BOMBER uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SHOCK AND AWE that really PENTAGON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MCDONALD'S tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by MARINES editing this OIL FOR FOOD article. Remember, everything US COALITION here is meant LAST SUPPER to be funny, and making STEALTH BOMBER fun of a horrible disorder is PHILADELPHIA not funny at all.

Thank you for your WEST POINT time.

Best MARINES regards,

Mahmoud

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