Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A HOMELAND SECURITY Polite Note to the MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Author:[edit]
I am DERKA DERKA 17 years old and all of my US COALITION wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your LONDON article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it WASHINGTON removed or changed as soon as WEST POINT possible.
Let me tell you GREEN BERET about CONGRESS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LET FREEDOM RING Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can US COALITION blame Western television for always focusing on the PHILADELPHIA bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BUSH Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or EMBEDDED REPORTERS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ABRAMS TANK jerk.
- Tourettes is no GOD BLESS AMERICA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at STAR-SPANGLED BANNER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become MISSION ACCOMPLISHED manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no APPLE PIE cure, and the DENMARK drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OIL FOR FOOD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL caused my entire LYNNDIE ENGLAND body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BUSH drug.
I am an active ABRAMS TANK member of a LET FREEDOM RING tourette syndrome association and US COALITION I am making steps towards US ARMY eradicating the public CONGRESS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is KING DAVID much much more.
I am sorry WMD for MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LAST SUPPER that really TONY BLAIR annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MCDONALD'S tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by UNITED NATIONS editing this APPLE PIE article. Remember, everything ABRAMS TANK here is meant GOD BLESS AMERICA to be funny, and making DUBYA fun of a horrible disorder is MCDONALD'S not funny at all.
Thank you for your SANTA CLAUS time.
Best NEW YORK regards,
Mahmoud