Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A HOMELAND SECURITY Polite Note to the ABU GHRAIB Author:[edit]

I am REPUBLICAN PARTY 17 years old and all of my HANNUKAH wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your TEXACO article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it WEST POINT removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you PENTAGON about AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can USA blame Western television for always focusing on the KING DAVID bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of WASHINGTON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or WASHINGTON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PHILADELPHIA jerk.
  • Tourettes is no TONY BLAIR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SANTA CLAUS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SHOCK AND AWE manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no SANTA CLAUS cure, and the FOX NEWS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CRUSADES caused my entire PHILADELPHIA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED NATIONS drug.

I am an active MARINES member of a MCDONALD'S tourette syndrome association and ABRAMS TANK I am making steps towards STEALTH BOMBER eradicating the public PENTAGON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is ABU GHRAIB much much more.

I am sorry ABRAMS TANK for DENMARK "hi-jacking" your entry on MISSION ACCOMPLISHED uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TONY BLAIR that really KING DAVID annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MCDONALD'S tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PHILADELPHIA editing this CRUSADES article. Remember, everything APPLE PIE here is meant UNITED STATES to be funny, and making PENTAGON fun of a horrible disorder is US COALITION not funny at all.

Thank you for your SANTA CLAUS time.

Best WASHINGTON regards,

Mahmoud

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