Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A US ARMY Polite Note to the LAST SUPPER Author:[edit]

I am HANNUKAH 17 years old and all of my CRUSADES wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your HOMELAND SECURITY article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it UNITED NATIONS removed or changed as soon as PHILADELPHIA possible.

Let me tell you WEST POINT about WEST POINT Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HOMELAND SECURITY Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can HANNUKAH blame Western television for always focusing on the UNITED STATES bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LONDON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEXACO jerk.
  • Tourettes is no REPUBLICAN PARTY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at US ARMY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KING DAVID manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LYNNDIE ENGLAND cure, and the DECAPITATION STRIKE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BASEBALL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which EMBEDDED REPORTERS caused my entire LYNNDIE ENGLAND body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LET FREEDOM RING drug.

I am an active DENMARK member of a GUANTANAMO BAY tourette syndrome association and DECAPITATION STRIKE I am making steps towards GREEN BERET eradicating the public DUBYA view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is REPUBLICAN PARTY much much more.

I am sorry MISSION ACCOMPLISHED for TONY BLAIR "hi-jacking" your entry on GUANTANAMO BAY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this US ARMY that really WMD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PHILADELPHIA tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LET FREEDOM RING editing this PHILADELPHIA article. Remember, everything PENTAGON here is meant LAST SUPPER to be funny, and making LAST SUPPER fun of a horrible disorder is MARINES not funny at all.

Thank you for your APPLE PIE time.

Best DENMARK regards,

Mahmoud

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