Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A TONY BLAIR Polite Note to the DENMARK Author:[edit]
I am WEST POINT 17 years old and all of my SANCTIONS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your BUSH article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it HOMELAND SECURITY removed or changed as soon as NEW YORK possible.
Let me tell you NEW YORK about PENTAGON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of MARINES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can WEST POINT blame Western television for always focusing on the LONDON bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GUANTANAMO BAY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GOD BLESS AMERICA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KING DAVID jerk.
- Tourettes is no ABRAMS TANK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WEST POINT training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ABU GHRAIB manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no LET FREEDOM RING cure, and the DERKA DERKA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse OIL FOR FOOD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DERKA DERKA caused my entire MCDONALD'S body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the HOMELAND SECURITY drug.
I am an active REPUBLICAN PARTY member of a LYNNDIE ENGLAND tourette syndrome association and BUSH I am making steps towards NEW YORK eradicating the public STEALTH BOMBER view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is FOX NEWS much much more.
I am sorry GREEN BERET for SANTA CLAUS "hi-jacking" your entry on CONGRESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SANTA CLAUS that really WASHINGTON annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ABU GHRAIB tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by APPLE PIE editing this DERKA DERKA article. Remember, everything UNITED NATIONS here is meant DECAPITATION STRIKE to be funny, and making OIL FOR FOOD fun of a horrible disorder is LET FREEDOM RING not funny at all.
Thank you for your SHOCK AND AWE time.
Best MISSION ACCOMPLISHED regards,
Mahmoud