Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • There is no DUBYA cure, and the APPLE PIE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SANTA CLAUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MCDONALD'S caused my entire TEXACO body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PENTAGON drug.

I am an active MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS member of a LONDON tourette syndrome association and SANTA CLAUS I am making steps towards LONDON eradicating the public UNITED NATIONS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is ABRAMS TANK much much more.

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Thank you for your MOSES time.

Best GREEN BERET regards,

Mahmoud

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