Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A FOX NEWS Polite Note to the TEXACO Author:[edit]
I am CONGRESS 17 years old and all of my NEW YORK wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your TONY BLAIR article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MARINES removed or changed as soon as US COALITION possible.
Let me tell you WEST POINT about HANNUKAH Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TONY BLAIR Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GUANTANAMO BAY blame Western television for always focusing on the MARINES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of MCDONALD'S Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FOX NEWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LYNNDIE ENGLAND jerk.
- Tourettes is no ABU GHRAIB laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PENTAGON training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CAMP PENDLETON manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no REPUBLICAN PARTY cure, and the HOMELAND SECURITY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HANNUKAH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which APPLE PIE caused my entire MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MARINES drug.
I am an active GOD BLESS AMERICA member of a LONDON tourette syndrome association and UNITED NATIONS I am making steps towards SANCTIONS eradicating the public LYNNDIE ENGLAND view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is APPLE PIE much much more.
I am sorry REPUBLICAN PARTY for HANNUKAH "hi-jacking" your entry on MCDONALD'S uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this MARINES that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CAMP PENDLETON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LAST SUPPER editing this APPLE PIE article. Remember, everything GREEN BERET here is meant GOD BLESS AMERICA to be funny, and making KING DAVID fun of a horrible disorder is TEXACO not funny at all.
Thank you for your PENTAGON time.
Best FOX NEWS regards,
Mahmoud