Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A WEST POINT Polite Note to the FOX NEWS Author:[edit]

I am EMBEDDED REPORTERS 17 years old and all of my MCDONALD'S wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it MCDONALD'S removed or changed as soon as DENMARK possible.

Let me tell you WMD about MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of US ARMY Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can KING DAVID blame Western television for always focusing on the UNITED NATIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or MISSION ACCOMPLISHED "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GREEN BERET jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DECAPITATION STRIKE laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SANCTIONS manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LONDON cure, and the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse DECAPITATION STRIKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS caused my entire USA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DERKA DERKA drug.

I am an active OIL FOR FOOD member of a BASEBALL tourette syndrome association and BUSH I am making steps towards EMBEDDED REPORTERS eradicating the public DECAPITATION STRIKE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL much much more.

I am sorry SANTA CLAUS for BUSH "hi-jacking" your entry on MARINES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASEBALL that really GOD BLESS AMERICA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OIL FOR FOOD tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WASHINGTON editing this STAR-SPANGLED BANNER article. Remember, everything SANTA CLAUS here is meant MOSES to be funny, and making CRUSADES fun of a horrible disorder is LYNNDIE ENGLAND not funny at all.

Thank you for your CONGRESS time.

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Mahmoud

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