Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

A STEALTH BOMBER Polite Note to the MARINES Author:[edit]

I am STAR-SPANGLED BANNER 17 years old and all of my US COALITION wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your US COALITION article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it LET FREEDOM RING removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.

Let me tell you MARINES about MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of US COALITION Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can APPLE PIE blame Western television for always focusing on the LAST SUPPER bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of NEW YORK Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GOD BLESS AMERICA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MARINES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no USA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SANCTIONS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become US COALITION manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no DERKA DERKA cure, and the GREEN BERET drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse REPUBLICAN PARTY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASEBALL caused my entire APPLE PIE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the WASHINGTON drug.

I am an active STEALTH BOMBER member of a NEW YORK tourette syndrome association and DENMARK I am making steps towards SANCTIONS eradicating the public TONY BLAIR view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is USA much much more.

I am sorry OIL FOR FOOD for HANNUKAH "hi-jacking" your entry on HANNUKAH uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HOMELAND SECURITY that really CONGRESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BUSH tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by EMBEDDED REPORTERS editing this LAST SUPPER article. Remember, everything DUBYA here is meant GUANTANAMO BAY to be funny, and making DERKA DERKA fun of a horrible disorder is PENTAGON not funny at all.

Thank you for your UNITED STATES time.

Best LONDON regards,

Mahmoud

See PHILADELPHIA also[edit]