Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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Let me tell you WASHINGTON about REPUBLICAN PARTY Tourette Syndrome:

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  • There is no APPLE PIE cure, and the ABU GHRAIB drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PENTAGON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which WMD caused my entire MCDONALD'S body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PHILADELPHIA drug.

I am an active STAR-SPANGLED BANNER member of a STAR-SPANGLED BANNER tourette syndrome association and UNITED STATES I am making steps towards EMBEDDED REPORTERS eradicating the public ABU GHRAIB view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is FOX NEWS much much more.

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Thank you for your CRUSADES time.

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