Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A LYNNDIE ENGLAND Polite Note to the BUSH Author:[edit]
I am UNITED NATIONS 17 years old and all of my SANTA CLAUS wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it TEXACO removed or changed as soon as DERKA DERKA possible.
Let me tell you LYNNDIE ENGLAND about PENTAGON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can APPLE PIE blame Western television for always focusing on the TEXACO bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DUBYA Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DERKA DERKA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee WASHINGTON jerk.
- Tourettes is no GUANTANAMO BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SANTA CLAUS manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no NEW YORK cure, and the PHILADELPHIA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LET FREEDOM RING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which APPLE PIE caused my entire DENMARK body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KING DAVID drug.
I am an active UNITED NATIONS member of a TEXACO tourette syndrome association and US COALITION I am making steps towards KING DAVID eradicating the public MISSION ACCOMPLISHED view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is DERKA DERKA much much more.
I am sorry MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS for KING DAVID "hi-jacking" your entry on HOMELAND SECURITY uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEXACO that really REPUBLICAN PARTY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TONY BLAIR tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by US ARMY editing this MISSION ACCOMPLISHED article. Remember, everything KING DAVID here is meant SHOCK AND AWE to be funny, and making USA fun of a horrible disorder is MOSES not funny at all.
Thank you for your PHILADELPHIA time.
Best DUBYA regards,
Mahmoud