Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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I am PENTAGON 17 years old and all of my STAR-SPANGLED BANNER wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your HOMELAND SECURITY article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it STAR-SPANGLED BANNER removed or changed as soon as LET FREEDOM RING possible.

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  • Less than 20% of LYNNDIE ENGLAND Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can ABU GHRAIB blame Western television for always focusing on the SHOCK AND AWE bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of LAST SUPPER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or NEW YORK "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee LYNNDIE ENGLAND jerk.
  • Tourettes is no WEST POINT laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at APPLE PIE training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PENTAGON manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no DERKA DERKA cure, and the US ARMY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse BUSH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PHILADELPHIA caused my entire GREEN BERET body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS drug.

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I am sorry TONY BLAIR for LONDON "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DECAPITATION STRIKE that really HANNUKAH annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all MISSION ACCOMPLISHED tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by TONY BLAIR editing this DUBYA article. Remember, everything US ARMY here is meant AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL to be funny, and making ABU GHRAIB fun of a horrible disorder is SANCTIONS not funny at all.

Thank you for your SANCTIONS time.

Best LYNNDIE ENGLAND regards,

Mahmoud

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