Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A ABU GHRAIB Polite Note to the PENTAGON Author:[edit]
I am GREEN BERET 17 years old and all of my APPLE PIE wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your CRUSADES article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it CRUSADES removed or changed as soon as US ARMY possible.
Let me tell you GUANTANAMO BAY about GREEN BERET Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CRUSADES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can CONGRESS blame Western television for always focusing on the MARINES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HANNUKAH Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUANTANAMO BAY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PHILADELPHIA jerk.
- Tourettes is no ABRAMS TANK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at WMD training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become STAR-SPANGLED BANNER manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no MCDONALD'S cure, and the USA drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse MISSION ACCOMPLISHED side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CRUSADES caused my entire AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the BASEBALL drug.
I am an active BUSH member of a DERKA DERKA tourette syndrome association and LET FREEDOM RING I am making steps towards LAST SUPPER eradicating the public SHOCK AND AWE view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is MARINES much much more.
I am sorry HOMELAND SECURITY for HOMELAND SECURITY "hi-jacking" your entry on SANTA CLAUS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this US ARMY that really ABU GHRAIB annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PENTAGON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PHILADELPHIA editing this LONDON article. Remember, everything SANCTIONS here is meant TEXACO to be funny, and making MARINES fun of a horrible disorder is TONY BLAIR not funny at all.
Thank you for your UNITED NATIONS time.
Best EMBEDDED REPORTERS regards,
Mahmoud