Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
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I am SANTA CLAUS 17 years old and all of my US COALITION wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your REPUBLICAN PARTY article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it STAR-SPANGLED BANNER removed or changed as soon as STEALTH BOMBER possible.
Let me tell you APPLE PIE about ABU GHRAIB Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of OIL FOR FOOD Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GREEN BERET blame Western television for always focusing on the ABRAMS TANK bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of MARINES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ABU GHRAIB "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MISSION ACCOMPLISHED jerk.
- Tourettes is no US COALITION laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at US ARMY training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOX NEWS manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no WMD cure, and the CONGRESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CONGRESS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which OIL FOR FOOD caused my entire PENTAGON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the KING DAVID drug.
I am an active DUBYA member of a TEXACO tourette syndrome association and SHOCK AND AWE I am making steps towards MOSES eradicating the public UNITED STATES view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is WMD much much more.
I am sorry DENMARK for WASHINGTON "hi-jacking" your entry on WMD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CAMP PENDLETON that really REPUBLICAN PARTY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PHILADELPHIA tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by STEALTH BOMBER editing this STAR-SPANGLED BANNER article. Remember, everything MARINES here is meant OIL FOR FOOD to be funny, and making LET FREEDOM RING fun of a horrible disorder is CAMP PENDLETON not funny at all.
Thank you for your FOX NEWS time.
Best MARINES regards,
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