Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

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Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).

Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.

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  • The main symptom of WASHINGTON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or WASHINGTON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TONY BLAIR jerk.
  • Tourettes is no DUBYA laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at DENMARK training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become APPLE PIE manically depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no CAMP PENDLETON cure, and the SANCTIONS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MISSION ACCOMPLISHED caused my entire WMD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SHOCK AND AWE drug.

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