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Mormon tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Pikachu, an annoying condition which involves random disorientation, clueless loudmouth outbursts, tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to speak the local language and a desire to see places of vast natural beauty defaced with endless tacky souvenir shoppes.
A Mother-Fetching Polite Note to the Gosh Dang Author:
I am a flipping 17 year old Mormon and frickin' have Tourette's Syndrome. I do not find your darn article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it removed or changed as soon as fetching possible.
Let me tell you heck about jeez Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of dang Tourettes sufferers swear. You can frickin' blame television for always focusing on the gosh darn bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of fetching Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or darn "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee frickin' jerks.
- Tourettes is no Gosh darn laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at Gosh darn school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become flippin' manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no frickin' cure, and the dang drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse fetching side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which frickin' caused my entire dang body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the Gosh darn drug.
I am an active frickin' member of a black person tourette syndrome association and heck I am making steps towards flippin' eradicating the public's frickin' view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is salamander much much more.
I am sorry freak for "hi-jacking" your entry on frickin' uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this flippin' that really heck annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all dang tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by frickin' editing this crap article. Remember, everything fetching here is meant to be funny, and making heck fun of a horrible disorder is fetching not funny at all.
Thank you freak for your melon farmer time.
Best frickin' regards,