Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.
A RANDOM-ACCESS MEMORY Polite Note unto the Author:[edit]
I am CAR STEREO 17 years old and all of my cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy VOLKSWAGEN article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it FUEL CELL removed or changed as soon as possible.
Let me tell thee about ADSL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must GROUP 3 FACSIMILE blame newfangled media for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee COMPUTERS jerk.
- Tourettes is no laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the one-room WEB BROWSER schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no DEHUMIDIFIER cure, and the snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which caused my entire body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed CAPACITOR cure.
- Not to mention, it frightens thy VOLKSWAGEN horses. Golly gee whillikers!
I am an active FRONT-WHEEL DRIVE member of a tourette syndrome association and VIRTUAL REALITY I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRYSLER much much more.
I am sorry for DIGIKEY "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon LCD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this that really VOICEMAIL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all WASHING MACHINE tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by editing this ELECTRIC CAN OPENER article. Remember, everythinghere is meant CAPACITOR to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not funny at all.
Thank you for your DIGITAL VIDEO time.
Best CAR STEREO regards,
Ezekiel