Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Technologists' Syndrome, a chronic and delusional condition which involves believing that people can fly using gigantic machines, that pictures can be sent through the air from far away and that machines can be taught and programmed to make stupid, ornery mistakes just like people.
A SKYSCRAPER Polite Note unto the Author:[edit]
I am TELEVISION 17 years old and all of my cattle and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find thy SOFTWARE article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it SKYSCRAPER removed or changed as soon as possible.
Let me tell thee about DATA MINING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of Tourrettes sufferers swear. Thou must INFRARED REMOTE blame newfangled media for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SKYSCRAPER jerk.
- Tourettes is no laughing matter, it causeth children to be bullied at the one-room INTERNET schoolhouse for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OSCILLATOR cure, and the snake oil that claims to "calm" the tics often have adverse side effects. I once tried a treatment from the local blacksmith which caused my entire body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the supposed PENTIUM cure.
- Not to mention, it frightens thy ELECTRIC CAN OPENER horses. Golly gee whillikers!
I am an active AIRPORT member of a tourette syndrome association and LAN I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is CAPACITOR much much more.
I am sorry for CAR STEREO "hi-jacking" thy parchement upon DISTRIBUTOR CAP uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this that really AUTOBAHN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRONT-WHEEL DRIVE tourettes sufferers, and thou must do the same by editing this DIGITAL article. Remember, everythinghere is meant FLATSCREEN TV to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not funny at all.
Thank you for your DIGIKEY time.
Best COMPUTERS regards,
Ezekiel