Talk:Mr winkler is GAY

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F-u-cking FUNNY! "I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK" ROFL --Andorin Kato 22:50, 13 November 2007

I like the fact that he refuses to spell retarded properly, even when he had two tries at it. Ah, irony. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:02, 13 Nov 2007

I feel the urge to compulsively praise the author on his talk page...AWAY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:10, Nov 13

My favorite part is "I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK." Though I also see some poetic brilliance in "i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or a gay retared place." --THE 23:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

From here: "Vaguely reminiscent of a fisher price--Euroipods-era stub, but more modern, and edgy. It's brilliant, simply brilliant!". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Nov 13

A comment exactly the same as the above but with more "lolwut this is hilarious"es. :) <3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

Congratulations, you just failed at life. You may now go to hell.

Looks like the author needs Mr. Winkler. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18/11/2007 @ 00:26

VFD

{{VFD}} Dunno where else to stick this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:07, Nov 14

BTW, I'm saving this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:09, Nov 14

Overruled. I'm having my way with this one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but just in case it gets deleted when you aren't around....again.... I think I'll save a copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Nov 14

Umm, doesn't this break UN:VAIN? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Probably. Don't think you'll get it deleted, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:37, Nov 16

In the event that this article gets deleted when Codeine isn't around, and TheLedBalloon's copy gets deleted when he isn't around, I have created A copy of TheLedBalloon's copy. --THE 00:38, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

And that should get deleted as well. You really know how to think ahead, don't you? --AAA! (AAAA) 06:02, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Fear not, for if that gets deleted I have a copy of THE's copy of my copy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:26, Nov 21

AND, TheKillerFroggy has a copy of THAT copy. This article will never be lost! NEVER!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! --THE 15:14, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

From Pee Review

Humour:	6	Not bad, the sub context of Mr. Winkler could adore men rather than women is humorous.
Concept:	10	Originality is the thing baby! The thought of that poor teacher turning sides simply because he gave you an F because you didn't read some book! ADORABLE!
Prose and formatting:	10	I love how you manipulate suxs, and GAY GAY GAY
Images:	0	perhaps some images of a penis? Perhaps Mr. Winlker's penis?
Miscellaneous:	10	average, as per Cajek
Final Score:	36	FEATURE! FEATURE! FEATURE! GAY! GAY! SUX!
Reviewer:	~ 07:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Humour:	6	Vaguely amusing.
Concept:	6	A humorous review of a page. For shame Monsieur Mordillo; I believe it's been done. Don't quote me on that. I rarely let facts get in the way of my baseless accusations.
Prose and formatting:	10	The prose is prosaic, although the formatting gives me a wicked case of deja vu.
Images:	4	That spinning sig-thingy is making me dizzy. Your review needs more of that, if only to distract from the meat of the review itself.
Miscellaneous:	10	In miscellany, your review excels.
Final Score:	36	I like candy. I do.
Reviewer:	Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:24, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Humour:	10	Meat? Candy? Miscellany? This signals a revolution in postmodern humour! I'd give it 193827349 out of 10 if I could!
Concept:	10	A review of a review... yay!
Prose and formatting:	6	Only two uses of the word prose, one of them being prosaic... I'm disappointed.
Images:	0	No pictures ='[
Miscellaneous:	10	Only one vague use of the word miscellaneous. But as miscellany is so cool I'm going to give a miscellaneous score. Woo!
Final Score:	36	Not sure I believe you on the whole candy thing... where's the cold, ard evidence?
Reviewer:	<3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

I'm impressed that all the reviews add up to 36. It was almost like it was meant to be. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:23, 14 Nov 2007

Humour:	6	"Meant" sounds a bit like "meat". Good enough for me.
Concept:	10	A comment applicable to both a review, a review of a review, a review of a review of a review, and a review of a comment on a review of a review. You could write a PhD thesis on this one.
Prose and formatting:	8	The charm of Spang's comment is in its conciseness, and his subtle, delicate use of the word "impressed" as the second in the sentence underlines the harmonious nature of the meta-review concept.
Images:	2	No pictures, but two points for having a colourful sig.
Miscellaneous:	10	10 bonus FU SPANG points.
Final Score:	36	Truly 36 is the magic pee review number. If Mr Winkler were a maths teacher, I'm sure he'd approve.
Reviewer:	-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:25, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

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Humour:	-6	No substance. It's a couple of sentances. Mildly funny at best. I did not smile a single time despite having a positive mental set about the article.
Concept:	-10	Vanity accusing someone of being gay? Oh how quaint. It's not like a child in any given American schoolyard hasn't done that one before.
Prose and formatting:	-4	Can you say "English Mechanics Handbook"? I can understand humor drawn from the fact that it is written poorly, but seriously, come on. If you can't pull it off right it's not worth it.
Images:	0	Nothing. Nothing at all.
Miscellaneous:	-22	Nothing was done right.
Final Score:	-42	YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! You reek of failure, and you stole my fizzy lifting drinks.
Reviewer:	~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 18/11/2007 @ 00:26

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Humour:	9	Amazing, the humoUr in these reviews is absolutely stellar! BRAVO!
Concept:	10	The concept of reviewing reviews was a great idea! BRAVO!
Prose and formatting:	8	Everybody's prose is BRAVO!
Images:	0	Jocke, you SUCK at coloring in the lines.
Miscellaneous:	9	NEIN!
Final Score:	36	I love these reviews!
Reviewer:	Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:24, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I am LotsofLOLS LotofLOLS

Well, now's about the time people start claiming they were responsible for the in-joke, right? Figured I'd kick off the festivities. I did it! I am LotsofLOLS LotofLOLS! But he really is gay, Mr. Winkler! One of my friends knows personally! Delete this please before he finds it!! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:54 Nov 19, 2007

That's nice, except it's LotofLOLS. --Andorin Kato 04:56, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

I knew that. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:57 Nov 19, 2007

More likely "I am Mr. Winkler". -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:59, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you caught me. I am Mr. Winkler and I hate myself. I cut myself at night, then copy and paste myself too. I had to announce my self-hatred and homosexuality to the world and thus made it appear as if one of my students was merely complaining about me, when in fact, it is a message from myself about myself. It's true... I am gay... and I hope I get some... maybe even a little bit... sick. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:04 Nov 19, 2007

noooo thats a lie Dr. Skullthumper not LotofLOLS i am i rote the artcle bcuz i hat my techer but now my mom saw the artcle shes pisssssssd could u plz dlete it sumbody because my mom shes gonna be MAD. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --THE 00:35, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

VFD moratorium

This page has been VFDed three times in the last six days. This does not make me a happy person. Therefore, do not VFD this article again until 21 December 2007. Failure to comply will result in bannination. There is absolutely no reason why an article should appear on VFD once every other day--and this is coming from someone who deleted this article. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)05:55, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

And hates it too. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:02, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

Hell, in less than a week, two and a half spin-offs were written for it, an audio was made, and it was placed on VFH. Guys, we've succeeded in beating a joke to death in record time! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:07, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

\o/ --AAA! (AAAA) 01:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

I suggest this page be moved to Francis Winkler/Mr winkler is GAY

Because it's part of the Francis Winkler saga and it can live there for all infamy. --NXWave 00:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Howzabout it stays where it is, hmm? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:23 Dec 18, 2007

Hea! If anyone cares...

I actually just found a serious semi-serious use for this page. It adds as an example usage of the sophisticated way those clever witty kids use Gay as an insult. Now we have to keep it. :-) MrN  Fork you! 02:10, Dec 18

• Yes --General Insineratehymn 00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
• Yes--Æ 13:47, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
• "Uncyclopedia is GAY GAY GAY GAY. it gay nd to get some oscar'--Scott 04:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Delete

I propose deleting the page. Very Unfunny.70.108.148.240 00:02, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Nah. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:05, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

I've considered your opinion, but I think this is funnier than anything I've written. Or anyone else has written, for that matter. (Nothing personal, guys.) --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:20, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Delete

I propose deleting the above header. An amusing effort by RDB and Mrmonkey couldn't save the IP's overdone concept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:27, Oct 8

I was sort of hoping he'd come back to argue his point, but since you blocked him, go for it. It's a tired concept... even skillful execution couldn't save it. It's like doing a perfect somersault at the Olympics. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:30, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

I second that, this article shouldn't be deleted, and the header should, since its kinda, well, pointless, and the deletion hasn't really worked before. 70.108.212.124 01:38, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

Zwarte Piet

I actually got my fifth grade teacher fired with some help from a few classmates. She was a bitch. Cheers! Kryptnyt 08:03, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Was she gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat? pillow talk 15:21, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Wait. What does a black cock have to do with that? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Dick wank

I must bring to your attention the fact that one Mr. Winkler is a homosexual. It is also apparent that he is, in fact, the worst educator of those willing to excel in the subject of English Language and/or Literature. I base this on personal reasons rather than factual or stastical reasons; he bequeathed unto me the lowest of the grade system's grades; an F! Simply based on the fact that I chose, for personal reasons, to abstain from the viewing of one, also homosexual, tome. I beg of you to understand that it was a fault of his, rather than of mine. I simply loathe and detest him, a feeling shared throughout the public, based on the knowledge that he is, in fact, homosexual, idiotic, ghastly, repulsive, mentally deficient, and morbidly obese. I pray, by the grace of God, that the administration decrees him unworthy of assuming his current position in society and promptly removes him from his metaphorical pedestal; and that he may, for reasons unknown, aspire to build a new life on the moon that orbits Earth, or an area considered to be homosexual and mentally deficient (although this is not technically possible, such a statement could be made based on the notion that the area's inhabitants possess qualities of both homosexuality and mental deficiencies). He is homosexual, I declare! Surely so! He is the most loathed, detested, despised, psychologically deranged, deficient, delinquent human being to have ever existed, and indeed, to exist now. I pray that he comes down with an illness of sorts. --SadisticWolf 10:45, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

That was amazing. Rewind it and play it again! -- Hindleyite Converse 16:06, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Bravo. MrN  Fork you! 16:20, Jun 10

Was this on purpose?

Perhaps this article was created as a joke. This article could be from the point of view of a butthurt eleven-year old similar to Super Minecraft Kid. I mean, it does make you laugh, so maybe it is one of the more clever articles on Uncyclopedia? --Santaray (talk) 05:14, April 5, 2016 (UTC)

Of course, it's "one of the most iconic in-jokes on uncyclopedia"! Cg097 (talk) 23:58, April 9, 2016 (UTC)

Protected edit request on 18 June 2023

This edit request has been answered.

Request: i want to add a quote "Go to your team, you little idiot" ~ mom of the creator of this article when Mr winkler told his mom

New Mr winkler (talk) 10:30, 18 June 2023 (UTC)

I think not, for several reasons.

1. This article, such as it is, seems to stand on its own. It has not been edited in 9 years but was visited by a variety of last-generation Admins.
2. Please read UNQUOTE. Wikipedia doesn't have initial quotations, most encyclopedias don't, and we don't need them unless they are really funny. Self-referencing quotations are close to bickering quotations as self-amusement rather than reader amusement.
3. The smallish article is entirely in-character. Your proposed quotation introduces a second character in order to rant.
4. Newbies ought not to contribute to the very first line of an article (introducing a new, competing comedy strategy) but instead read through it (it isn't hard, in this case) to see how they might help it be what it is. Spıke 🎙️11:34 18-Jun-23