Pythoner
“...to endure such a pain is the sole way to reach heaven...”
Pythoners believe in Pythagoras and so think that numbers are everything. In due course of time, well, they began to save valuable time that they can use for thinking by using Python. Python's O-Mightly Creator, Guido von Rossum (526AD - present) states it as such: Programmer efficiency over runtime efficiency. Such an innovation might not sound innovative but all the good ideas are all stolen by Java and C++ so he doesn't have much choice.
546AD - 1991AD[edit]
Python's founder is born but not Python. He is, than, the only Pythoner.
1991AD - 1995AD[edit]
Python is invented, but no one cared. People weren't used to a programming language being so useless.
1995AD - present[edit]
Java is released. With the coming of an even less useful language, people jumped from the embrace of C+=1 and BASIC to Python.
“Java saved Python!”
Programmer efficiency[edit]
Programmer is a strange type of people, as a result of C Sharp, they must be brainy and musicly. As a result, they want Programmer efficiency. Unfortunately, Python is not getting it for them.
Hello World[edit]
The picture on the right is someone writing Hello World with Python.Why can a language keen on Programmer efficiency go so wrong? Von Rosen is a fanactic user of Adobe Potatochop, maybe he rendered it all too favorable. Also, his pet Python may play a role. See : Python (programming language)
#Uncyclopedia "Hello World"
#Quad Licensed under the GPLv3/BSD/Python/CC-BY-NC-SA 2.0
#THIS PROGRAM COMES WITH NO WARRANTY, BECAUSE WE'RE TOO STRESSED TO TROUBLESHOOT YOUR PROBLEMS
x = 3
y = 5
if x + y = 8:
import sys
from sys import *
import os
from os import *
import PySide
from PySide import *
import PySide.QtCore
import PySide.QtNetwork
import cmath
import numpy
import pypolynomial
from pypolynomial import *
import twisted
from twisted import *
import math
from math import *
while x = 3:
class printerunitui(QtGui.QWidget)
def __init__(self):
if __name__=__main__:
while y = 5:
for 'x' = 'x':
QtGui.QWidget.__init__(self)
self.setWindowTitle('Printerunit')
def metaprinterconsoleunit():
inval = input('Requires input')
if inval = 'yes':
messagestringconstantglobalvalue = 'Hello World'
print(messagestringconstantglobalvalue)
else:
print('Fatal error')
exit()
printerunitui()
metaprinterconsoleunit().exec()
sys.exit()
Seems programmer efficient, huh!
Hello World (C++)[edit]
#include "stdafx.h"
#include <iostream>
int main()
{
using namespace std;
cout << "Hello, World!" <<endl;
return 0;
}
Or if you don't use Micro$oft C++
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Hello, World!" << endl;
return 0; // it's very important, because you win, when ALL is Nothing ;}
}
Horrible note: You may want to add a getch()/_getch() function if you cannot capture a millisecond's display. Whether you need '_' depends on whether you use Micro$oft C++; P.S.You might need to add Conio.h to avoid BSOD;