Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 10

June 10: Try a New Type of Crappy Food Day, Processed Food Product Appreciation Day

• 31964 BCE - World population reaches 15.
• 31963 BCE - Earth's population becomes 14.5 after strange boulder incident occurs.
• 31962 BCE - Space hobos forced back into ocean once and for all, there is much rejoicing.
• 69 CE - A new way of having sex is invented although not the 69, oddly enough. It was the much less popular 1^1^1, which never really caught on.
• 1932 - Harlem renaissance poet Langston Hughes writes the first Yo momma joke.
• 1979 - Hershey's releases their first non-candy effort, Hugs. (pictured) It does not prove to be popular, as most people are found trying it only once.
• 1992 - The Cherokee Nation becomes extinct due to overpopulation of Grue.
• 2005 - Rosie O'Donnell explodes from over-eating again. Out of 9 lives she now only has one left.
• 2006 - Wayne Rooney kicks a football on live television – crowd goes wild.
• 2007 - The second coming of Elvis occurs. First words are 'I was just kidding everybody...uh huh.'
• 2007 - David Letterman tells something funny. A local black community want him on the KFC menu.
• 2007 - The King's second drug problem is revealed when he is found dead at a Toronto convenience store near the cave he was hiding in.
• 2007 - Pete Sampras declared world's first lead-eating champion by default after being held up in traffic for tournament duration.
• 2010 - First koala goes to the Moon, makes a thrilling scientific discovery and wins the Nobel Prize. Everyone makes 'Aww...' noises. Nine thousand disillusioned koalas top themselves.
• 2016 - The Colonel's recipe of eleven herbs and spices is accidentally revealed, exposing the two-thousand-year-old Illuminati/space alien/Bush/Clinton conspiracy to control the world's supply of food that comes in buckets.