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This is where our much-discussed draft will take place. The order, as determined by Brad,
will go as follows in the odd-numbered rounds:	And go in reverse, like this, in the even-numbered rounds:
01 UU	01 Neox
02 RAHB	02 Readmesoon
03 Bradaphraser	03 Skinfan13
04 Gerrycheevers	04 Happytimes
05 Guildensternenstein	05 DrStrange
06 Joe9320	06 The_Woodburninator
07 CheddarBBQ	07 Iwillkillyou333
08 Iwillkillyou333	08 CheddarBBQ
09 The_Woodburninator	09 Joe9320
10 DrStrange	10 Guildensternenstein
11 Happytimes	11 Gerrycheevers
12 Skinfan13	12 Bradaphraser
13 Readmesoon	13 RAHB
14 Neox	14 UU

Some important things you should all keep in mind:

• The draft beings on Monday, August 2nd, at 00:00 Uncyclopedia standard time.
• There is a strict 24-hour time limit per pick--if you do not make your pick within 24 hours, one will be assigned for you based upon Yahoo!'s pre-draft ratings and your current positional need, if any.
• The only people who may "assign" a player to someone who has failed to draft in the allotted time are myself and Bradaphraser.
• For those of you who suck at picking players and/or have no idea what these pre-draft ratings are that I am referring to, they can be found here
• After you've made a pick, let whomever is going next know it is their turn by leaving a brief message on their talk page, or let them know on IRC or Skype or whatever.
• If you're going to be absent for a long amount of time, let us know, so we can account for that according.
• I will be making/renewing the league on Yahoo! very shortly, so I'll give you all the relevant information when I do.

So yeah.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:22, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Can I just say, there are a shitload of people in this league. Might be very watered down. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:51, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, true, though I've been in big leagues like this before, and though the pickings are slimmer it's fun nonetheless because you have to be that much more careful when it comes to drafting/who you decide to play etc. The only downside is that the draft is going to take for-fucking-ever. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:21, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I've been around for 2 years. Whats another year spent drafting to me? :) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:32, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I did just make a proposal to speed things along. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

The League

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

• League ID: 512953
• Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/uncyclopedia_2010
• Password: guildy

I will be copy-pasting this same message on everyone's talkpage, but I thought I'd put it here, too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:30, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/register/joinprivateleague_league_select?.scrumb=

Team Names

• Guildensternenstein: Rosenkrantzenpants
• The Almighty Cheddar: Doritians, Take II
• Bradaphraser: Oklahoma Boomers
• Neox: Dynamite Wolf Squad Well-Dressed Pickles
• Happytimes: Bearasorta Vikings
• RAHB: The Dudes
• UU: Kick and Rush FTW
• The Woodburninator: DC RacialSlurs
• DrStrange: DocStrange
• skinfan13: The Keydets

The Draft

When you make a pick, indicate it in this way, and then sign afterward:

1. Guildensternenstein Player Name (Position - Team) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:24, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Round 1

1. UU Chris Johnson (RB - Titans) --UU - natter 09:35, Aug 2
2. RAHB Adrian Peterson (RB - Vikings) -RAHB 22:48, August 2, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Drew Brees (QB - Saints) --<<>> 22:52, August 2, 2010 (UTC) WHOOP! --    22:53, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Maurice Jones-Drew (RB - Jaguars) autopick drafting for Gerry according to yahoo rankings --<<>> 23:12, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Aaron Rodgers (QB - Packers) drafting for Guildy per his request.--<<>> 23:14, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Ray Rice (RB - Ravens) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:18, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Frank Gore (RB - 49ers) Jenny? 17:15,4August,2010
8. Iwillkillyou333 Michael Turner (RB - Falcons) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:18, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Andre Johnson (WR - Texans) A WR? I must be feeling sick, or something. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:59, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Peyton Manning (QB - Colts) I was hoping to get Andre and this was the backup plan --    18:14, August 5, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes DeAngelo Williams (RB - Panthers) He's no Peyton Manning u bastard! but now at least I've got my Black Panther to kick ass!!! What super powerful human rights activists u gots? that's right, none!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Aug 2010 ~ 01:36 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Tom Brady (QB - Patriots) Yessir, on the road to victory. -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:06 EST 6 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon Steven Jackson (RB-Rams) autopick Shit, someone stole my Tom Brady? And Aaron Rodgers? Fuck you guys. COuld you just pick for me now? Thanks. ~ Readmesoon 22:56, August 6, 2010 (UTC) /// Comment. Dammit, I was hoping to get this guy. I knew better, but still hoped.--<<>> 22:59, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Sam Bradford (QB-Rams) ardughskergas <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:44, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Aw, I broke the numbering. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:45, August 7, 2010 (UTC) /// Fixed.

Yay! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 16:40, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Round 2

1. Neox PJ Hill (RB-Saints) .sdrawkcab ,loL <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:50, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Rashard Mendenhall (RB-Steelers) autopick --<<>> 02:46, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Ryan Grant (RB - GB). -- Sf13 15:31 EST 7 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) I cleverly drafted this one in advance, how about you?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  07 Aug 2010 ~ 04:57 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Ryan Mathews (RB - Chargers) Skinfan returns the favor and grabs Grant in front of me. Looks like I'm gamblin--    20:29, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Randle Gene Moss (WR - NE) My first two picks were WRs? WTF? I guess it's opposite year for me. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 01:21, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 Reggie Wayne (WR - Colts) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:39, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ DeSean Jackson (WR - Eagles) He is my motherfucking man. Jenny? 04:51,8August,2010
9. Joe9320 Larry Fitzgerald (WR - Cardinals) autopick--<<>> 10:57, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Miles Austin (WR - Cowboys) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:32, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Shonn Green (RB - Jets) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:32, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Calvin Johnson (WR - Lions)--<<>> 14:05, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Tony Romo (QB - Cowboys) -RAHB 06:36, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU Donovan McNabb (QB - Redskins) --UU - natter 08:34, Aug 9

Round 3

1. UU Sidney Rice (WR - Vikings) --UU - natter 08:41, Aug 9
2. RAHB Cedric Benson (RB - Bengals) -RAHB 09:06, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Roddy White (WR - Falcons)--<<>> 12:46, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Brandon Marshall (WR - Dolphins) autopick--<<>> 12:50, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Jamaal Charles (RB - Chiefs) guy's poised for a breakout year, I think. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:16, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Marques Colston (WR - Saints) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:16, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Matt Schaub (QB - Texans) Jenny? ~~
8. Iwillkillyou333 Greg Jennings (WR - Packers) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:04, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Philip Rivers (QB - Chargers) Oh thank god... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:15, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
   lol, but now I feel worse knowing I still could have had Jay Cutler after all.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 22:16 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Michael Crabtree (WR - 49ers) --    21:32, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Anquan Skywalker Boldin (WR - Baltimore) Now that I have a raven you're never gonna win, no sir, nevermore.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Aug 2010 ~ 21:59 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Chad Johnson (WR - CIN) I refuse to recognize him under any other name. -- Sf13 18:43 EST 9 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon Dallas Clark (TE - IND) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:22, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Korey Hall (RB-Packers) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 13:35, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Round 4

1. Neox Percy Harvin (WR-Vikings) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 13:36, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Steve Smith (WR-Panthers) autopick--<<>> 13:44, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Chris Cooley (TE-Redskins) -- Sf13 16:37 EST 10 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Antonio Gates (TE-San Diego Chargers) No need for cash when you can charge it!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Aug 2010 ~ 20:42 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Steve Smith (WR - Giants) the other black smith --    21:00, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Knowshon Moreno (RB - Broncos) He fell to the 4th round? I like it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 21:32, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 Pierre Thomas (RB - Saints) autopick--<<>> 22:04, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Vincent Jackson (WR - SD) PLEASE OH PLEASE Jenny? 03:33,11August,2010
9. Joe9320 Beanie Wells (RB - Cardinals) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:04, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Vernon Davis (TE - 49ers) Yes! Can't believe he fell to me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:04, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Jermichael Finley (TE - Packers) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:06, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Hakeem Nicks (WR - Giants) Ugh... everyone I targeted last night is gone!--<<>> 12:05, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

    Man, do I know that feeling... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:14, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

    True. True. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:07, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

13. RAHB Hines Ward (WR - Steelers) -RAHB 01:25, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU Stephen Gostkowski (K - Patriots) Seems appropriate that the fan of the sport with more kicking should pick the first kicker... --UU - natter 08:07, Aug 12

Round 5

1. UU Brent Celek (TE - Eagles) - heh, his name reminds me of someone. --UU - natter 08:11, Aug 12
2. RAHB Tony Gonzalez (TE - Falcons) -RAHB 03:47, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Jason Witten (TE - Cowboys)--<<>> 10:55, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Mike Sims-Walker (WR - Jaguars) autopick--<<>> 10:58, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Jahvid Best (RB - Lions) High risk, high reward. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:11, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Dwayne Bowe (WR - Chiefs) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:11, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Lesean McCoy (RB - Eagles) autopick I remember Cheddar said something about him not being around for a few days in the middle of August. I also remember him saying that when that happens, just to give him the highest-rated available player, unless there was an Eagles player within two or three of that highest rated player, hence this pick. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:11, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
8. Iwillkillyou333 Donald Driver (WR - Packers) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:11, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Jonathan Stewart (RB - Panthers) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:02, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Wes Welker (WR - Patriots) --    21:49, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Joseph Addai (RB - Indianapolis Colts) here's hoping Donald Brown doesn't play as much.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 21:58 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Clinton Portis (RB Redskins) yeeeeEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!11!!!one!! -- Sf13 19:56 EST 14 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon New York Jets (Def) autopick You lucked out. They should've been picked half a round ago.--<<>> 00:09, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Patrick Turner (WR Dolphins) Proof that I am just randomly picking players.

...Or am I? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:05, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Round 6

1. Neox Dominique Zeigler (WR 49ers) Yep, DEFINITELY random picks. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:07, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Pierre Garcon (WR - Colts) autopick (in the right order, this time) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Santana Moss (WR Redskins) say wut -- Sf13 21:25 EST 14 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Minnesota Vikings (Def) I really wanted New York and didn't want these guys in deference to my Bears, but then I remembered Vikings and it made me happy.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 06:19 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Ronnie Brown (RB - Dolphins) The other brown meat --    09:41, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Mike Wallace (WR - Steelers) Did I do the right thing? I have no clue. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:57, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 Brett Favre (QB - Vikings) autopick (since he already has all the WR's he needs).--<<>> 18:01, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Jeremy Maclin (WR-Eagles) autopick (I'm going to run with Guildy's assumption he's still not here, since he still hasn't edited since his last pick. Plus, we all know this is who he'd take, anyway).--<<>> 18:08, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
9. Joe9320 Green Bay Packers (Def) autopick--<<>> 18:11, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein San Fransisco 49ers (Def) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:06, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Pittsburgh Steelers (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:06, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Felix Jones (RB - Dal)--<<>> 21:55, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Baltimore Ravens (Def) -RAHB 04:20, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU Dallas Cowboys (Def) (My mum used to watch Dallas in the 80s. Yeah. --UU - natter 08:25, Aug 16

Round 7

1. UU T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR, Seahawks) (That's the dude's name? Got to have. Don't care if he sucks). --UU - natter 08:39, Aug 16
2. RAHB Santonio Holmes (WR - Jets) -RAHB 08:56, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Matt Forte (RB - Bears)--<<>> 10:43, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Garrett Hartley (K - Saints) autopick--<<>> 10:45, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Robert Meachem (WR - Saints) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:58, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Owen Daniels (TE - Texans) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Philadelphia Eagles (Def) autopick Per Cheddar's Eagle favoritism —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
8. Iwillkillyou333 Visante Shiancoe (TE - Vikings) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Brandon Jacobs (RB - NYG) Sweet. I was thinking about picking him last round. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:06, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Jerome Harrison (RB - Browns) --    02:16, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Dez Bryant (WR - Dallas) I guess this guy will do even though he's from Dallas. (I really wanted Santonio Holmes but RAHB beat me to him.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Aug 2010 ~ 20:59 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Redskins Defense -- Sf13 17:47 EST 17 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon Kevin Kolb (QB - Eagles) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:16, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Carson Butler (TE - Patriots) I don't understand. Brad told me it was my turn, But from the looks of it, it ISN'T my turn. So, how about when it comes to my turn in Round 8, just autopick my player. Is that okay? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 15:39, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Round 8

1. Neox Nate Kaeding (K - Chargers) autopick I flirted with the idea of giving Neox the Detroit Lions Defense, per his established draft strategy, but I ultimately decided otherwise. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:20, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Mason Crosby (K - Packers) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:20, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Matt Prater (K - Broncos) -- Sf13 21:06 EST 17 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Terrell Owens (WR - Cin) I should go to Vegas when I gamble like this... looking over my choices I know now that I'm playing for fun and not to win.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 05:38 (UTC)
5. DrStrange New York Giants (Def) autopick Sorry, but rules is rules. (On a side note, I have no idea what the fuck I'm still doing up this late.) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:47, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Joesph Joe Flacco (QB - Baltimore) Fuck it. I like him this year. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:24, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 New Orleans Saints (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Eli Manning (QB - NYG) Jenny? 15:25,19August,2010
9. Joe9320 Matt Ryan (QB - Falcons) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:31, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Malcom Floyd (WR - Chargers) Some would say that this is a reach here, but I think this guy has a giant billboard on his back that says "BREAKOUT YEAR" all over it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:31, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

    Good Fucking Luck having a breakout year with billboard on your back.... stupid. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:32, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

11. Gerrycheevers carson palmer (qb - bengals) at least i got back in time to select an elite qb...wait a minute...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:10, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

    Man, his name sounds worryingly close to this fecking donut. --UU - natter 08:26, Aug 20

12. Bradaphraser Michael Bush (RB - Raiders) Raiders will surprise this year.--<<>> 21:48, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Derrick Mason (WR - Ravens) -RAHB 23:19, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU LaDanian Tomlinson (RB - Jets) Another fine name. I will happily admit that this sport beats my sport of choice hands down when it comes to names. --UU - natter 08:26, Aug 20

Round 9

1. UU Devin Aromashodu (WR - Bears)
2. RAHB Kenny Britt (WR - Titans) Unless UU happens to want this specific guy. -RAHB 23:22, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

   Eh. Name's not good enough. --UU - natter 08:28, Aug 20

3. Bradaphraser Phil Dawson (K - Browns) I get the strangest feeling he'll get a lot of chances to kick this year...--<<>> 09:45, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Houston (DEF) autopick 24 hours is up, and this is all you're lacking for a full team.--<<>> 12:07, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Ricky Williams (RB - Dolphins) Here's hoping Ronnie Brown gets hurt again this year... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:35, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Lawrence Tynes (K - Giants) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:36, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ John Carlson (TE - SEA) Jenny? 16:43,21August,2010
8. Iwillkillyou333 Rian Lindell (K - Bills) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:12, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Zach Miller (TE - Raiders) Yay! a TE! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:52, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Chris Chambers (WR - Chiefs) --    01:57, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Ryan Longwell (K - Min) Now I have someone to kick all ya all's asses!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 06:23 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Austin Collie (WR - Colts) uh-huh -- Sf13 11:06 EST 22 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon Braylon Edwards (WR - NYJ) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:55, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Cleveland Browns (DEF) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 11:52, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Round 10

1. Neox Vince Young (Backup QB-Titans) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 11:54, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Thomas Jones (RB - Chiefs) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:11, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Fred Jackson (RB - Bills) -- Sf13 12:51 EST 23 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Steve Breaston (WR - Ari)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Aug 2010 ~ 20:01 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Carnell Williams (RB - Buccaneers) --    21:52, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Lee Evans (WR - Bills) A Bills WR.... joy. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:49, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 Reggie Bush (RB - Saints) autopick--<<>> 23:29, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Marion Barber (RB - Cowboys) autopick Per his request to me on facebook. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:36, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
9. Joe9320 C.J. Spiller (RB - Bills) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:36, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Arian Foster (RB - Texans) Another guy I think might potentially have a breakout year, based on Tate being on IR and Slaton sucking ass. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:36, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Justin Forsett (RB - Seahawks) autopick Gerry wants the rest of his team autopicked, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:14, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Matthew Stafford (QB - Lions)--<<>> 02:48, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Jason Campbell (QB - Raiders) -RAHB 06:20, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Lololololol good luck with that. -- Sf13 1618 EST 24 Aug, 2010

1. UU Darren Sproles (RB - Chargers) No really, he's my secret weapon. Probably. --UU - natter 08:19, Aug 24

Round 11

1. UU Ben Roethlisberger (QB, Steelers). He has a beard and a good name. YOU ARE ALL DOOMED. --UU - natter 08:21, Aug 24
2. RAHB Kevin Smith (RB - Lions) -RAHB 08:27, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Jeremy Shockey (TE - Saints)--<<>> 11:00, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Tim Tebow (QB - Broncos) autopick--<<>> 11:02, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Kellen Winslow (TE - Buccaneers) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:49, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Mark Sanchez (QB - Jets) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:50, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Ahmad Bradshaw (RB - Ginats) Jenny? 15:05,24August,2010
8. Iwillkillyou333 Devin Hester (WR - Bears) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:15, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Johnny Knox (WR - Bears) - Third Bears WR chosen, and he may be the best one. I'll take him. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:26, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Joshua Cribbs (WR - Browns) --    19:53, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Jacoby Jones (WR - Houston Texans) Another damned texan!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 06:40 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Kyle Orton (QB - Broncos) Yeah, Tebow isn't the starter guys lol. -- Sf13 15:14 EST 25 Aug, 2010
13. Readmesoon Josh Scobee (K - Jaguars) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:24, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Kregg Lumpkin (Backup RB-Packers) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:25, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Round 12

1. Neox Anthony Armstrong (Backup WR-Redskins) <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:29, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Chicago Bears (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:26, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Heath Miller (TE - Steelers) in the interest of time (I'm on guard duty the next few days at VMI) I'd like to go ahead and make this pick. -- Sf13 1519 EST 25 Aug, 2010
4. Happytimes Early Doucet (WR - Arizona Cardinals) Hedging my bets here in case Boobs McGee gets hurt. (Also, Doucet means "deep's testicle" so that's cool I guess, having testicles real deep early on. You all can expect a teabagin'.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  26 Aug 2010 ~ 00:53 (UTC) Comment. When do you anticipate the teabagging to occur? I need to know because I set my watch to such things.--<<>> 01:13, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Matt Moore (QB - Panthers) --    01:15, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Donald Brown (RB - Colts) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:14, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 Highest rated player he doesn't have a backup for already is a kicker, so: Jason Hanson (K - Lions) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:05, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Cheddar told me to do the rest of his picks, and he doesn't even have a starting kicker, so: Sebastian Janikowski (K - Raiders) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:05, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
9. Joe9320 Along the lines of these last two picks: New England Patriots (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:09, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Bernard Berrian (WR - Vikings) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:09, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Gerry, I'm so sorry: Oakland Raiders (Def) autopick Why they're rated this high I have no idea. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:13, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Ted Ginn, Jr. (WR - SF) GODDAMMIT! I WANTED OAKLAND'S DEFENSE!--<<>> 21:28, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Adam Vinatieri (K - Colts) -RAHB 23:23, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU UU's gone until Tuesday, so... Atlanta Falcons (Def) autopick Per Brad's board, UU's roster needs, and the lack of players with interesting names in draftable positions. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:55, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Round 13

1. UU Joe Nedney (K - 49ers) autopick Per last round. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:56, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
2. RAHB Kevin Boss (TE - Giants) -RAHB 04:38, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Carolina (DEF) Yeah, I finally picked one (since I had decided I'd pick the kicker that was left and both of my targets were selected).--<<>> 10:52, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Patrick Crayton (WR - Dallas) autopick--<<>> 11:18, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Jabar Gaffney (WR - Broncos) Fuck having a backup QB. Plus I like what I've seen of him in preseason. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Eddie Royal (WR-Broncos) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ Anthony Gonzalez (WR-Colts) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
8. Iwillkillyou333 Denver Broncos (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Legedo Naanee (WR - Chargers) If Vincent Jackson stays out, he could have a really nice year. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:05, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Dustin Keller (TE - Jets) --    20:17, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Tim Hightower (RB - Arizona Cardinals) I have no idea what I am doing.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Aug 2010 ~ 23:15 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 Nick Folk (K - Jets) autopick. Since he's busy, the top players available that he'd need are kickers, and it's kinda funny given that he's a 'Skins fan that one is a current Cowboy and the other is a former. I gave him the guy that let Dallas down, and hope that's acceptable for him.--<<>> 21:49, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
13. Readmesoon Alex Smith (QB - 49ers) autopick Might I say, this is a fantastic pick at this point in the draft.--<<>> 22:00, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox Greg Olson (TE - Bears) autopick I should probably pick someone about to be cut here, to stay in line with the rest of the picks, but I'll go ahead and give you a starter.--<<>> 22:14, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

Round 14

1. Neox David Beuhler (K - Cowboys) autopick. Beuhler? Beuhler? Beuhler?--<<>> 22:16, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
2. Readmesoon Fred Davis (TE - Redskins) autopick.--<<>> 22:21, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
3. Skinfan13 Buffalo (DEFENSE} autopick Sorry, highest ranked group left.--<<>> 22:22, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
4. Happytimes Tony Scheffler (TE - Detriot Lions ) (If he doesn't perform you can blame me being sick during this pick.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  30 Aug 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
5. DrStrange Rob Bironas (K - Titans) pre-emptive pick as I may be indisposed for the next 18 hours You got him. --    23:56, August 29, 2010 (UTC)
6. The_Woodburninator Cincinnati (DEFENSE) Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 13:37, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
7. Iwillkillyou333 David Gerrard (QB - Jaguars) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:15, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
8. CheddarBBQ Greg Olson (TE - Bears) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:15, August 30, 2010 (UTC) already picked Benjamin Watson (TE - Browns) autopick--<<>> 21:33, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
9. Joe9320 Jay "Touchy" Feeley (K - Cardinals) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:15, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
10. Guildensternenstein Miami Dolphins (Def) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:15, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
11. Gerrycheevers Fred Davis (TE - Redskins) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:18, August 30, 2010 (UTC) already picked Jermaine Gresham (TE - Bengals) autopick--<<>> 21:33, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
12. Bradaphraser Shayne Graham (K - Ravens)--<<>> 21:33, August 30, 2010 (UTC)
13. RAHB Laurence Maroney (RB - Patriots) -RAHB 04:15, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
14. UU Todd Heap (TE - Ravens) his name is acceptable. --UU - natter 08:25, Aug 31

Round 15

1. UU Sam Giguere (WR - Colts). My system is infallible. --UU - natter 08:36, Aug 31
2. RAHB David Akers (K - Eagles) -RAHB 21:29, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
3. Bradaphraser Miami (Defense)--<<>> 21:51, August 31, 2010 (UTC) Already picked, n00b. Indianapolis Colts (Defense) --<<>> 22:17, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
4. Gerrycheevers Arizona (Defense) autopick--<<>> 21:54, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
5. Guildensternenstein Dan Carpenter (K - Dolphins) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:15, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
6. Joe9320 Marcedes Lewis (TE - Jaguars) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:17, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
7. CheddarBBQ San Diego Chargers (Def) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:19, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
8. Iwillkillyou333 Brandon Pettigrew (TE - Lions) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:21, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
9. The_Woodburninator Ryan Succop (K - Chiefs) Sweet. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:43, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
10. DrStrange Nate Washington (WR - Titans) --    06:03, September 1, 2010 (UTC)
11. Happytimes Bo Scaife (TE - Titans) It's a Titans kinda thing I guess.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02 Sep 2010 ~ 01:39 (UTC)
12. Skinfan13 I choose you, Sammie Stroughter (WR - TB)! -- Sf13 0008 EST 2 Sept, 2010
13. Readmesoon Jerricho Cotchery (WR - Jets) Top WR left on NFL.com.--<<>> 10:02, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
14. Neox St. Louis Rams-Backup DEF I was told it was my turn... whatever. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:34, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

What You Need

• 1 Quarterback
• 2 Runningbacks
• 3 Wide Receivers
• 1 Tight End
• 1 Team Defense
• 1 Kicker
• 6 Backups (ideally, one extra of each position, though you don't absolutely have to do it that way)

Nifty Chart

User	QB	RB	RB	WR	WR	WR	TE	D	K	B1	B2	B3	B4	B5	B6
UU
RAHB
Bradaphraser
Gerrycheevers
Guildensternenstein
Joe9320
CheddarBBQ
Iwillkillyou333
The_Woodburninator
DrStrange
Happytimes	2	1	5	3	7	8	4	6	9	WR	WR	RB	RB	TE	TE
Skinfan13
Readmesoon
Neox
User	QB	RB	RB	WR	WR	WR	TE	D	K	B1	B2	B3	B4	B5	B6

My template is back :D Jenny? 18:55,2August,2010

Players being autopicked at this time

Joe9320

Iwillkillyou333

Readmesoon

Gerrycheevers

CheddarBBQ

So will the autopick will fill the (QB RB RB WR WR WR TE D K) before it goes to the backup players right? I ask because I noticed some people don't even have QB's yet.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Aug 2010 ~ 20:44 (UTC)

That's my intention. I can't speak for Guildy.--<<>> 13:43, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Draft Notes:

Players by Team

Teams

AFC East

Bills

• Rian Lindell - K
• Fred Jackson - RB
• Lee Evans - WR
• DEFENSE

Dolphins

• Brandon Marshall - WR
• Patrick Turner - WR
• Ronnie Brown -RB
• Ricky Williams - RB
• DEFENSE
• Dan Carpenter - K

Jets

• Shonn Greene - RB
• DEFENSE
• Santonio Holmes - WR
• LaDanian Tomlinson - RB
• Braylon Edwards - WR
• Mark Sanchez - QB
• Dustin Keller - TE
• Nick Folk - K
• Jerricho Cotchery - WR

Patriots

• Tom Brady - QB
• Randy Moss - WR
• Stephen Gostkowski - K
• Wes Welker - WR
• Carson Butler - TE
• DEFENSE
• Lawrence Maurency - HB

AFC North

Bengals

• Cedric Benson - RB
• Chad Ochocinco - WR
• Terrell Owens - WR
• Carson Palmer - QB
• Jermaine Gresham - TE
• Shayne Graham - K

Browns

• Jerome Harrison - RB
• Phil Dawson - K
• DEFENSE
• Joshua Cribbs - WR
• Benjamin Watson - TE

Ravens

• Ray Rice - RB
• Anquan Boldin - WR
• DEFENSE
• Joe Flacco - QB
• Derrick Mason - WR
• Todd Heap - TE

Steelers

• Rashard Mendenhall - RB
• Hines Ward - WR
• Mike Wallace - WR
• DEFENSE
• Ben Roethlesberger - QB
• Heath Miller - TE

AFC South

Colts

• Peyton Manning - QB
• Reggie Wayne - WR
• Dallas Clark - TE
• Joseph Addai - RB
• Pierre Garcon - WR
• Austin Collie - WR
• Donald Brown - RB
• Adam Vinatieri - K
• Anthony Gonzales - WR
• Sam Giguere - WR
• DEFENSE

Jaguars

• Maurice Jones-Drew - RB
• Mike Sims-Walker - WR
• Josh Scobee - K
• Mercedes Lewis - TE

Texans

• Andre Johnson - WR
• Matt Shaub - QB
• Owen Daniels - TE
• DEFENSE
• Jacoby Jones - WR

Titans

• Chris Johnson - RB
• Kenny Britt - WR
• Vince Young - QB
• Rob Bironas - K
• Nate Washington - WR
• Bo Shaife - TE

AFC West

Broncos

• Knowshon Moreno - RB
• Matt Prater - K
• Tim Tebow - QB
• Kyle Orton - QB
• Jabar Gaffney - WR
• Eddie Royal - WR
• DEFENSE

Chargers

• Antonio gates - TE
• Ryan Matthews - RB
• Philip Rivers - QB
• Vincent Jackson - WR
• Nate Kaeding - K
• Malcolm Floyd - WR
• Darren Sproles - RB
• Legedo Naanee - WR
• DEFENSE

Chiefs

• Jamaal Charles - RB
• Dwayne Bowe - WR
• Chris Chambers - WR
• Thomas Jones - RB
• Ryan Succop - K

Raiders

• Michael Bush - RB
• Zach Miller - TE
• Jason Campbell - QB
• Sebastian Janikowski - K
• DEFENSE

NFC East

Cowboys

• Miles Austin - WR
• Tony Romo - QB
• Jason Witten - TE
• Felix Jones - RB
• DEFENSE
• Dez Bryant - WR
• Patrick Crayton - WR
• David Beuhler - K

Eagles

• DeSean Jackson - WR
• Brent Celek - TE
• LeSean McCoy - RB
• Jeremy Maclin - WR
• DEFENSE
• Kevin Kolb - QB

Giants

• Steve Smith - WR
• Hakeem Nicks - WR
• Brandon Jacobs - RB
• DEFENSE
• Eli Manning - QB
• Lawrence Tynes - K
• Ahmad Bradshaw - RB
• Kevin Boss - TE

Redskins

• Donovan McNabb - QB
• Chris Cooley - TE
• Clinton Portis - RB
• Santana Moss - WR
• DEFENSE
• Anthony Armstrong - WR
• Fred Davis - TE

NFC North

Bears

• Jay Cutler - QB
• Matt Forte - RB
• Devin Aromashodu - WR
• Devin Hester - WR
• Johnny Knox - WR
• DEFENSE
• Greg Olson - TE

Lions

• Calvin Johnson - WR
• Jahved Best - RB
• Kevin Smith - RB
• Matthew Stafford - QB
• Jason Hanson - K
• Tony Scheffler - TE
• Brandon Pettigrew - TE

Packers

• Aaron Rodgers - QB
• Ryan Grant - RB
• Greg Jennings - WR
• Korey Hall - RB
• Jermichael Finley - TE
• Donald Driver - WR
• DEFENSE
• Mason Crosby - K
• Kregg Lumpkin - RB

Vikings

• Adrian Peterson - RB
• Sydney Rice - WR
• Percy Harvin - WR
• DEFENSE
• Brett Favre - QB
• Visantae Shiancoe - TE
• Ryan Longwell - K
• Bernard Berrian - WR

NFC South

Buccaneers

• Carnell Williams - RB
• Kellen Winslow - TE

Falcons

• Michael Turner - RB
• Roddy White - WR
• Tony Gonzalez - TE
• Matt Ryan - QB
• DEFENSE

Panthers

• DeAngelo Williams - RB
• Steve Smith - WR
• Johnathan Stewart - RB
• Matt Moore - QB
• DEFENSE

Saints

• Drew Brees - QB
• P. J. Hill - RB
• Marques Colston - WR
• Pierre Thomas - RB
• Garrett Hartley - K
• Robert Meachem - WR
• DEFENSE
• Jeremy Shockey - TE

NFC West

49ers

• Frank Gore - RB
• Michael Crabtree - WR
• Vernon Davis - TE
• Dominique Ziegler - WR
• DEFENSE
• Ted Ginn, Jr. - WR
• Joe Nedney - K
• Alex Smith - QB

Cardinals

• Larry Fitzgerald - WR
• Beanie Wells - RB
• Steve Breaston - WR
• Early Doucet - WR
• Tim Hightower - HB
• DEFENSE

Rams

• Steven Jackson - RB
• Sam Bradford - QB
• DEFENSE

Seahawks

• T. J. Houshmandzedah - WR
• John Carlson - TE

Here we have the draft again

...but without sigs and banter, to make it easier to follow.

Round 1

1. Chris Johnson (RB - Titans)

2. Adrian Peterson (RB - Vikings)

3. Drew Brees (QB - Saints)

4. Maurice Jones-Drew (RB - Jaguars)

5. Aaron Rodgers (QB - Packers)

6. Ray Rice (RB - Ravens)

7. Frank Gore (RB - 49ers)

8. Michael Turner (RB - Falcons)

9. Andre Johnson (WR - Texans)

10 Peyton Manning (QB - Colts)

11 DeAngelo Williams (RB - Panthers)

12 Tom Brady (QB - Patriots)

13 Steven Jackson (RB-Rams)

14 Sam Bradford (QB-Rams)

Round 2

1. PJ Hill (RB-Saints)
2. Rashard Mendenhall (RB-Steelers)
3. Ryan Grant (RB - GB)
4. Jay Cutler (Chi - QB)
5. Ryan Mathews (RB - Chargers)
6. Randle Gene Moss (WR - NE)
7. Reggie Wayne (WR - Colts)
8. DeSean Jackson (WR - Eagles)
9. Larry Fitzgerald (WR - Cardinals)
10. Miles Austin (WR - Cowboys)
11. Shonn Green (RB - Jets)
12. Calvin Johnson (WR - Lions)
13. Tony Romo (QB - Cowboys)
14. Donovan McNabb (QB - Redskins)

Round 3

1. Sidney Rice (WR - Vikings)
2. Cedric Benson (RB - Bengals)
3. Roddy White (WR - Falcons)
4. Brandon Marshall (WR - Dolphins)
5. Jamaal Charles (RB - Chiefs)
6. Marques Colston (WR - Saints)
7. Matt Schaub (QB - Texans)
8. Greg Jennings (WR - Packers)
9. Philip Rivers (QB - Chargers)
10. Michael Crabtree (WR - 49ers)
11. Anquan Boldin (WR - Baltimore)
12. Chad "Johnson" Ochocinco (WR - CIN)
13. Dallas Clark (TE - IND)
14. Korey Hall (RB-Packers)

Round 4

1. Percy Harvin (WR-Vikings)
2. Steve Smith (WR-Panthers)
3. Chris Cooley (TE-Redskins)
4. Antonio Gates (TE-San Diego Chargers)
5. Steve Smith (WR - Giants)
6. Knowshon Moreno (RB - Broncos)
7. Pierre Thomas (RB - Saints)
8. Vincent Jackson (WR - SD)
9. Beanie Wells (RB - Cardinals)
10. Vernon Davis (TE - 49ers)
11. Jermichael Finley (TE - Packers)
12. Hakeem Nicks (WR - Giants)
13. Hines Ward (WR - Steelers)
14. Stephen Gostkowski (K - Patriots)

Round 5

1. Brent Celek (TE - Eagles)
2. Tony Gonzalez (TE - Falcons)
3. Jason Witten (TE - Cowboys)
4. Mike Sims-Walker (WR - Jaguars)
5. Jahvid Best (RB - Lions)
6. Dwayne Bowe (WR - Chiefs)
7. Lesean McCoy (RB - Eagles)
8. Donald Driver (WR - Packers)
9. Jonathan Stewart (RB - Panthers)
10. Wes Welker (WR - Patriots)
11. Joseph Addai (RB - Indianapolis Colts)
12. Clinton Portis (RB Redskins)
13. New York Jets (Def)
14. Patrick Turner (WR Dolphins)

Round 6

1. Dominique Zeigler (WR 49ers)
2. Pierre Garcon (WR - Colts)
3. Santana Moss (WR Redskins)
4. Minnesota Vikings (Def)
5. Ronnie Brown (RB - Dolphins)
6. Mike Wallace (WR - Steelers)
7. Brett Favre (QB - Vikings)
8. Jeremy Maclin (WR-Eagles)
9. Green Bay Packers (Def)
10. San Fransisco 49ers (Def)
11. Pittsburgh Steelers (Def)
12. Felix Jones (RB - Dal)
13. Baltimore Ravens (Def)
14. Dallas Cowboys (Def)

Round 7

1. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (WR, Seahawks)
2. Santonio Holmes (WR - Jets)
3. Matt Forte (RB - Bears)
4. Garrett Hartley (K - Saints) autopick
5. Robert Meachem (WR - Saints)
6. Owen Daniels (TE - Texans) autopick
7. Philadelphia Eagles (Def) autopick
8. Visante Shiancoe (TE - Vikings) autopick
9. Brandon Jacobs (RB - NYG)
10. Jerome Harrison (RB - Browns)
11. Dez Bryant (WR - Dallas)
12. Redskins Defense
13. Kevin Kolb (QB - Eagles) autopick
14. Carson Butler (TE - Patriots)

Round 8

1. Nate Kaeding (K - Chargers) autopick
2. Mason Crosby (K - Packers) autopick
3. Matt Prater (K - Broncos)
4. Terrell Owens (WR - Cin)
5. Giants Defense
6. Joseph Flacco (QB - Baltimore)
7. Saints Defense
8. Eli Manning (QB - Giants)
9. Matt Ryan (QB - Falcons)
10. Malcolm Floyd (WR - Chargers)
11. Carson Palmer (QB - Bengals)
12. Michael Bush (RB - Raiders)
13. Derrick Mason (WR - Ravens)
14. LaDanian Tomlinson (RB - Jets)

Round 9

1. Devin Aromashodu (WR - Bears)
2. Kenny Britt (WR - Titans)
3. Phil Dawson (K - Browns)
4. Houston (DEF) autopick
5. Ricky Williams (RB - Dolphins)
6. Lawrence Tynes (K - Giants) autopick
7. John Carlson (TE - SEA)
8. Rian Lindell (K - Bills)
9. Zach Miller (TE - Raiders)
10. Chris Chambers (WR - Chiefs)
11. Ryan Longwell (K - Min Vikings)
12. Austin Collie (WR - Colts)
13. Braylon Edwards (WR - NYJ) autopick
14. Cleveland Browns (DEF)

Round 10

1. Vince Young (Backup QB-Titans)
2. Thomas Jones (RB - Chiefs) autopick
3. Fred Jackson (RB - Bills)
4. Steve Breaston (WR - Ari)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~ 
5. Carnell Williams (RB - Buccaneers)
6. Lee Evans (WR - Bills) A Bills WR.... joy. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody
7. Reggie Bush (RB - Saints) autopick
8. Marion Barber (RB - Cowboys) autopick
9. C.J. Spiller (RB - Bills) autopick
10. Arian Foster (RB - Texans) Another guy I think might potentially have a breakout year, based on Tate being on IR and Slaton sucking ass. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein
11. Justin Forsett (RB - Seahawks) autopick
12. Matthew Stafford (QB - Lions)
13. Jason Campbell (QB - Raiders) -RAHB

Lololololol good luck with that. -- Sf13 1618 EST 24 Aug, 2010

1. {Darren Sproles (RB - Chargers) No really, he's my secret weapon. Probably. --UU - natter

Round 11

1. Ben Roethlisberger (QB, Steelers). He has a beard and a good name. YOU ARE ALL DOOMED. --UU - natter
2. RAHB Kevin Smith (RB - Lions)
3. Jeremy Shockey (TE - Saints)
4. Tim Tebow (QB - Broncos) autopick
5. Kellen Winslow (TE - Buccaneers)
6. Mark Sanchez (QB - Jets) autopick —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:50, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
7. Ahmad Bradshaw (RB - Ginats)
8. Devin Hester (WR - Bears) autopick
9. Johnny Knox (WR - Bears) - Third Bears WR chosen, and he may be the best one. I'll take him. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody
10. Joshua Cribbs (WR - Browns)
11. Jacoby Jones (WR - Houston Texans) Another damned texan!
12. Tim Hightower (RB - Arizona Cardinals)

Discussion

So, TO on the Bengals, wacky stuff, am I right? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:22, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

The bengals will fold under the weight of the ocho/owens drama. Lordarcadian 02:27, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, probably. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:48, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

It's like Christmas wrapped in Thanksgiving, I can't wait to watch the impending train wreck that is the 2010 Bengals. It should be highly entertaining. -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 21:10 EST 17 Aug, 2010

Oh woe is me.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 05:52 (UTC)

So...

"After you've made a pick, let whomever is going next know it is their turn by leaving a brief message on their talk page, or let them know on IRC or Skype or whatever." is it 24 hours after this message?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  31 Jul 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)

What do you mean? Are you asking if you should leave someone a message 24 hours after you've made your pick (as opposed to, say, immediately afterward) to let them know it's their pick, or are you asking if it's been 24 hours since I've wrote that, because the answer to both is no. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:14, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Um. No. What I was asking was if the 24 hours starts when the message is left on your page.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)

Yo Yo Yo

Just one important thing......what the heck is the scoring format here? That makes a huge difference in how one drafts. Especially when it comes to the potential values of WR RB and QB.--    20:16, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

Good question. We're going to be using default scoring. That is, 1 point per 10 rushing/receiving yards, 1 per 25 passing yards, 6 for rushing/receiving touchdowns, 4 for passing touchdowns, return yardage/scores by team defense (not by player--sorry, whomever gets DeSean Jackson), -2 for turnovers, -1 for sacks, and a bunch of other stuff I can't recall off the top of my head at the moment. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:59, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

This is standard Yahoo scoring for head to head in a public league. We're doing H2H right? Yeah, that's the way it usually goes. FYI The Yahoo rankings are based on this scoring system folks.--    08:53, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Passing Touchdowns 4 Points
Interceptions -1 Points
Passing Yards 25 Yards = 1 Point
Rushing Touchdowns 6 Points
Rushing Yards 10 Yards = 1 Point
Reception Touchdowns 6 Points
Reception Yards 10 Yards = 1 Point
Return Touchdowns 6 Points
2-Point Conversions 2 Points
Fumbles Lost -2 Points
Offensive Fumble Return TD 6 Points
Field Goals 0-19 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 20-29 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 30-39 Yards 3 Points
Field Goals 40-49 Yards 4 Points
Field Goals 50+ Yards 5 Points
Point After Attempt Made 1 Points
Points Allowed 0 points 10 Points
Points Allowed 1-6 points 7 Points
Points Allowed 7-13 points 4 Points
Points Allowed 14-20 points 1 Points
Points Allowed 21-27 points 0 Points
Points Allowed 28-34 points -1 Points
Points Allowed 35+ points -4 Points
Sack 1 Points
Interception 2 Points
Fumble Recovery 2 Points
Touchdown 6 Points
Safety 2 Points
Block Kick 2 Points
Kickoff and Punt Return Touchdowns 6 Points
Fractional Points Yes
Negative Points Yes

TIPS FOR NOOBS! Your early draft picks SHOULD be a mixture of QB's, RB's and WR's. The best couple of TE's in the league are OK to pick relatively high but kickers and defenses should be picked deeper into the draft because they have the least scoring capability. Example: Last year I wanted to pick a good defense in the draft and not have to worry about doing "FA of the week" style play that had me analyzing matchups each week. So I went ahead and picked Tennessee's D a little high in the draft.........I would have been better off not drafting a D at all and picking through the scraps left behind after the draft was over.

Hah, thanks for that. And yes, it will be H2H (forgot to mention that I guess, though that's somewhat implicit in the "we need an even number of people" requirement). Also guys, you definitely want to hold off on defenses--the year-to-year shifts in the league make projecting how effective a defense will be damn nigh impossible. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:20, August 1, 2010 (UTC)

Rightyho, time for me to get all of this amusingly wrong then. Using a "closing my eyes and stabbing blindly at a list" method, I've made my first pick. tremble at my strategy, folks! --UU - natter 09:35, Aug 2

That's a good pick. He's going to single-handedly win at least a couple weekly matchups for you and assist in a few others - barring being mistaken for a hamburger by The New York Jets obese coach. People are generally RB nutty in the standard Yahoo scoring system and it's not uncommon for all the known super studs (like your first draft) to be long gone after round one if not gone before it's even over. Especially with this many teams. --    12:36, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry, I'm sure my next pick will make up for it... --UU - natter 13:00, Aug 2

And there we go, by the look of it, a guy who's passed his peak and is slowly being put out to pasture. Yeah, my "system" is going to nail this thing! --UU - natter 08:47, Aug 9

People who aren't going to be here for certain periods.

I'll be gone August 12 - August 18. I don't think I'll have internet access, but I'm not sure. I would make a full list of everyone I want, but that would be annoying. If my turn comes up and I'm not here (if I have internet access, I'll make it known) just give me the highest player, unless an Eagle's player is 2nd or 3rd highest, then give me them. Especially if it's DeSean Jackson. Jenny? 19:00,2August,2010

Did you hear? Brett Favre is retiring!

I really don't give a shit about Favre, as this is the third time he's retired, and he's a shit-headed cock-weasel. But luckily now that Favre is gone, Adrian Peterson is going to actually get some fucking carries! Go me! -RAHB 14:57, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

And it puts the value of certain members of the Viking's receiving corp into total uncertainty.--    15:20, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

Brett Favre is like Michael Jordan in that he was a good player and he retired more than once. He's not like Michael Jordan in the fact that he's a douchebag and a fucking hick. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at15:45, Tuesday 03 August 2010 -

<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:57, August 3, 2010 (UTC) !oow nadroJ leahciM sdrawkcaB

Yeah, Favre has been retiring since 2002 (which was before he had any grey hair, kids). I suspect he will continue to retire until his death.--<<>> 23:08, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

So as ridiculous as it is that Favre is once more coming back, something good came of this whole idiotic detraction from Adrian Peterson's awesomeness. Brad Childress said "shit" on a live television press conference today. Worth every penny. -RAHB 05:51, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Feeling terrible retarded now

But how do I sign up before it's my turn?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 01:11 (UTC)

What? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:44, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

What is the league in Yahoo... name/details etc.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 04:11 (UTC)

I haven't made the league yet--I'm most likely going to be doing that tomorrow, actually. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:05, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Ah! ok, so i'm not so tarded as i thought after all. :)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04 Aug 2010 ~ 05:37 (UTC)

in a press conferance he said it was a hoax, Farve says he's still in  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  01:58, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know much about American football

I'm only an Australian, so I only know AFL. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 09:43, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

That's great. So, uh, who's your pick, Joe? --UU - natter 09:56, Aug 4

You can request that we auto-pick for you the whole draft. That's certainly better than just letting it take all 24 hours and THEN we autopick for you.--<<>> 12:09, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

If you only know Australian football, why'd you sign up in the first place? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:43, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, fuck it, you marked off a running back, which means you're getting a running back--Ray Rice, to be precise. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:17, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Man, I'm just too used to the "other" football - I see RB, I'm thinking Right Back... --UU - natter 14:29, Aug 4

Conversely, I see "right back" and have no idea what you're talking about. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:33, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Plays at the back. On the right side. Cryptic sport, huh? Want to take a punt on where the centre back plays? --UU - natter 21:13, Aug 4

I'm American, so I don't know what this "centre" thing you're referring to even is. Is it anything like a center? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:23, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. It's the version that you used to use until that arsehole Webster decided to piss about with a perfectly good language and give spelling pedants on both sides of the Atlantic a lot more to argue about. ;-) --UU - natter 16:05, Aug 5

Hah, very true. Though objectively speaking, a lot of Webster's pissing about makes sense. Except getting rid of the "u" in words like color/colour. I'm definitely a fan of that u. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:24, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

It does, if you can be completely consistent about it. Problem is, even with his changes, there are still logical inconsistencies. That's what you get for trying to use 26 characters to represent hundreds of phonetic combinations. Anyway, I always hate discussions like this, because they remind me of University. So I'll just say that his failed attempt to remove the "b" from "thumb" made me chuckle. --UU - natter 18:42, Aug 5

Indeed, it was quite a dumb thing to do. And as I'm in University now, I'm subjected to inane conversations like this all the time. It wears on you, after a while. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:50, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

I studied linguistics. Yeah, I know. --UU - natter 18:57, Aug 5

For fuck's sake, just autopick first time, everytime. And by the way, thanks for autopicking the player for me. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 10:16, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

You're welcome. And sorry if I got a little snarky up there, but I just want this thing to get done as quickly as possible. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:21, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

So...

We seem to be right on track for my prediction (that we'll finish drafting right before the Super Bowl...).--<<>> 22:59, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

I think you mean supper bowl, and you're wrong! it will easily go into the next day's brunch platter.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Aug 2010 ~ 00:43 (UTC)

Proposal

In the interest of speeding things up, I have a proposal: if you have a pick autopicked for you for not picking in 24 hours, all your subsequent picks will be autopicked as well unless you become active again. For example, we had to autopick for Gerry because his 24 hours expired--rather than wait that 24 hours every time it's Gerry's pick, we'll (meaning Brad, DrStrange and myself) just automatically pick for him until he shows signs of life here at Uncyclopedia again. And we'll do this same thing for everyone, including Iwillkillyou, as his 24 hours are up in about 3 hours. Sound good? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:28, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds very good.--<<>> 14:37, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

I would possibly add "and you request to pick for yourself" to "show signs of life." Honestly, I fear this could take all season.--<<>> 14:39, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. And yes, I fear the same. It should get going soon, though--after Iwillkillyou, there's Happytimes, Woody, DrStrange, and a bunch of other people that are here often, so the second half of the first round and first half of the second should go relatively quickly. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:43, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

I concur. Though I seem to remember we had this same problem last season and somehow we got the rosters finalized by opening day. All the same, we're walking sort of a tight rope otherwise. -RAHB 15:12, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

*nods in agreement* --UU - natter 15:15, Aug 5

We did have that problem last year, except last year we had eight players, whereas this year there's fourteen, which makes things a tad bit trickier. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:55, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

Excellent point. -RAHB 16:04, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

So

I think I might win this year. Jenny? 16:26,5August,2010

In your dreams, I've won every fantasy league I've ever been involved in. That's 5 league championships my friend. -- Sf13 14:28 EST 5 Aug, 2010

Well, I've only ever lost one that I've been in. Jenny? 19:24,5August,2010

That's quite impressive, my friend. Last year I had two league championships (including this very league), and one second place finish. The year before I had a third and a second place finish. The year before I had a championship and a second place finish. I don' really remember exactly before that, but the worst I've ever done is third place. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:57, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

You guys realize you're bragging about fantasy football... -RAHB 03:53, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

RAHB, you wish you could brag about fantasy football, instead of that 11-inch penis of yours. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:57, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Fo' REAL. Top competitors here I see, this should be a fun league to be a part of. So we're doing this junk on Yahoo? I thought we would just do it all here, seems like that would be fun since I've never been involved in a manual fantasy league. -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 02:39 EST 6 Aug, 2010

There's definitely a reason why almost nobody does stats by hand anymore.--    15:39, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

but where's your sense of nostalgia? I hope you didn't leave it out in the yard again, you said you'd take care of it... -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 13:44 EST 6 Aug, 2010

Apparently there was a heavy dew this morning which left it kind of soggy and smelling like something rotting. Best to toss it and buy a new one at WalMart.--    17:50, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

So I don't hold shit up

I'm off until monday. If people get their shit together enough to make it my turn again before then, I'm happy to take autopicks. One D and one WR for preference. Ta. --UU - natter 21:17, Aug 12

<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:57, August 14, 2010 (UTC) sdrawkcab sdrawkcab sdrawkcaB

Looks like I'll be back in time then. I'll pick my own, so to speak. --UU - natter 21:09, Aug 15

The Question of the Playoffs

So, before I actually make the league, there's one thing we haven't really talked about that we should probably resolve: how are the playoffs going to be formatted? Last year it was simple enough: eight teams meant a four team playoff in weeks 15 and 16 (I don't hold playoffs into week 17 for obvious reasons). With fourteen teams, however, things get a bit more complicated. As such, there are three options to consider:

• Option #1: A four team playoff, per how we did it last year.

• Option #2: An eight team playoff, with the playoffs going from weeks 14-16 (again, I don't like having the playoffs in week 17 for obvious reasons). This means that there will be just a 13 week regular season, and that each team will play every other team exactly once.

• Option #3: A six team playoff, done over three weeks, with the top two seeds from the regular season having a bye the first round. I prefer this option myself, as it most closely resembles the NFL playoff format, and makes the regular season that much more important, per the competition for those two byes.

Vote

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Option #1

Score: 0

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Option #2

Score: 1.5

1. I like playing everyone else once. That feels fair. Plus, more teams is more fun.--<<>> 02:55, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
2. .5 for  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 05:52 (UTC)

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Option #3

Score: 2.5

1. For. Per that stuff I said up there. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:07, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
2. .5 for  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Aug 2010 ~ 05:52 (UTC)
3. this -- Sf13 1610 EST 24 Aug, 2010

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Discussion

Either or is fine with me. As long as we get to play some FOOTBALL!!! -RAHB 06:28, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

^This. Jenny? 22:28,16August,2010

Yeah, I don't care enough to make this a stalemate. The six team format is fine.--<<>> 23:38, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'm back.

2 Days Early in fact. I'll be picking for myself like a big boy now, but thanks for the Eagle Trifecta. Jenny? 22:30,16August,2010

All these lists...

Wow, so we already have the draft, then just up here we have the draft again, but without sigs and banter, to make it easier to follow, I guess. Now Brad's listing who's been selected by their team. Is there any chance at all that anyone with even more time on their hands can do a list, somewhere, of who's been picked by position? In alphabetical order? Would be handy for me, at least. --UU - natter 13:20, Aug 17

Well, Brad's big board is a list of who hasn't been picked yet, which is arguably the most helpful list of all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:27, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

True. But not a complete list of those, or it would be somewhat longer. You could argue it's a list of those worth picking who haven't been yet, I guess. But my "system" is capable of throwing up names not on said list, rendering it useless to me. Still, it would be a lot of trouble for someone to go to just because of that. However, if anyone does have that kind of time... --UU - natter 13:33, Aug 17

Yeah, well, don't look at me. I've done my good deed for the day. I'm off to work.--<<>> 13:38, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Haven't any of you ever heard of CTRL-F? -RAHB 20:56, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

oh hey fellas

sorry i've been gone. i'll take it from here. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:47, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

wait a minute...i didn't say anything clever...uhhh...that's what she said? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:48, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sure thing Cheevers, good to have ya back. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:01, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 20:53, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

sorry about missing my next pick, i got mauled by a buffalo named winnifred. fortunately both myself and winnifred are ok and i can make picks again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:48, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 11:58, August 23, 2010 (UTC) !!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Serious question now bitches

If the draft doesn't finish by the start of the season (which it most likely won't), do we just play with what we have, and add them on as we go? Jenny? 22:15,23August,2010

I think we can set it to retroactively give us points for week one using draft order (which we've all pretty much picked our starters by now, so that won't be an issue).--<<>> 23:38, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

What do you guys mean? We've got 16 days to go through 4 1/2 rounds--that's about four days per round. At this draft's absolute slowest, it's take four to five days for a round. Some round have taken little over a day. I think we'll be fine. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:13, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

So what do we do

When the list here is exceeded? (How do I go to the next page?) Man i suck at this....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)

My advice to you and others....use the Yahoo Sports NFL team pages and hit the "depth chart" to look for undrafted starters. Right now, there's still starting backs, receivers and QB's out there. Look at the team by team list of picked players and see which teams haven't been scoured of talent as of yet, then go to the depth chart and start clicking on names....--    16:17, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

What Doc Strange said. Or, just look the internet over for more predraft rankings--the ones on Yahoo! are hardly the only ones, I'm just going by those because we happen to be doing the league on Yahoo!, and the only reason we happen to be doing the league on Yahoo! is because I figured more people than not would have Yahoo! accounts. But yeah, anyway, NFL.com has rankings that are actually more extensive than Yahoo!'s, and CBS, NBC, and ESPN all have fantasy football pages with predraft rankings of their own, and that's not even counting the half-dozen major FF websites not directly affiliated with any major TV network. Point is, there's other rankings to be found. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:47, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

There is one person that has yet to make their team on Yahoo!

We should hunt them down. Maybe kill them. Jenny? 20:10,27August,2010

It's Iwillkillyou that we're waiting on. He hasn't made an edit here since the 18th. If he hasn't made his team by the end of the draft I'm using my second email to make one for him. However, if someone wanted to "inherit" his team I certainly wouldn't be opposed to that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:19, August 27, 2010 (UTC)

Heh. I didn't know it was iwillkillyou when I suggested we kill him. Glad I coincidentally added that. Jenny? 21:07,27August,2010

Er, if this is still a problem, perhaps I could usurp take the reins? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:05, Sep 2 2010

I had a problem...

I don't know how to fantasy football. As you can guess, this would prove to be an obstacle. BUT THEN, I remembered the words of the great Mario:

"If you need instructions on how to get

through the hotels, check out

the enclosed instruction book."

Of course! SURELY there should be an instruction book for fantasy football! And it should be enclosed! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 17:56, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

1. Pick Players
2. Watch Games
3. Lose
4. ???
5. Profit!

Jenny? 19:01,28August,2010

People really need to fill in that Team Names section

I want to know which one of you losers I'm going up against. Jenny? 02:06,2September,2010

Wrap Up

Alright guys. First of all, I'd like to say that I'm both extremely pleased and extremely relieved that we managed to get this sucker done in a reasonable amount of time. Second of all, you're all probably wondering when I'll use my commissioner powers to put all of your respective players on your respective teams--that I'll be doing either later today, tomorrow, or over the upcoming long weekend. Thirdly, this forum has officially become too long, so I will be making another forum topic called something along the lines of "Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football 2010 Regular Season Discussion" in the near future so we can, well, discuss the 2010 Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football 2010 regular season. Finally, as your commissioner, I wish all of you the best of luck, which you will all need because I will thoroughly destroy all of you this year. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:34, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Right back at ya!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Sep 2010 ~ 01:53 (UTC)

It's up and ready to be edited! Now we can all fight over players to replace the guys who went on IR since we drafted them!--<<>> 11:50, September 4, 2010 (UTC)