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Since we've gotten past the easy picks in Fantasy football, I figured we could all use a little help. I keep a draft board going at all times, so I'll do y'all a favor and try to keep it updated here, as well. Wandered in here and have no interest in football? Let's see who can come up with the silliest nicknames for the players!--<<>> 12:29, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

1. Steve Slaton RB HOU
2. LenDale White RB DEN
3. Kevin Smith RB DET
4. Chester Taylor RB CHI
5. Darren McFadden RB OAK
6. Toby Gerhardt RB MIN
7. Larry Johnson RB WAS
8. Willis McGahee RB BAL
9. Montario Hardesty RB CLE
10. Matt Hasselbeck QB SEA
11. Matt Cassel QB KC
12. Matt Leinart QB ARI
13. Neil Rackers K HOU
14. Kris Brown K HOU
15. Chad Henne QB MIA
16. Jeff Reed K PIT
17. Robbie Gould K CHI
18. Anthony Fasano TE MIA
19. John Kasay K CAR
20. Matt Prater K DEN
21. Tennessee DEF TEN

Mock below (no Dick Buttkiss jokes)

• EXCUSE ME CAN WE HAVE OTHER FANTASY SPORTS THAT DON'T INVOLVE STRANGE PEOPLE THAT ONLY AMERICANS KNOW? just no fantasy cricket please ~ Mordillo where is my FUCK? 12:41, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

  Fantasy cricket? Hmm... --UU - natter 12:45, Aug 16

  How about fantasy Final Fantasy? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:07, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

  No. Final Fantasy sucks. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:10,18August,2010

  I prefer Final Fantasy Football:NFL 07, myself.--<<>> 23:22, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

For those of you who missed it...

...everyone be sure to see my discussion about how we're going to format the playoffs near the bottom of the draft page (right above the 'Draft Notes' section). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:17, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

And now, the official Uncyclopedia NFL season prediction

Taking the number of picks +1 as wins and adding losses to make up 16, here are Uncyclopedia's official predictions for the upcoming NFL season:

AFC East NFC East

Jets 10 - 6 Cowboys 9 - 7

Patriots 8 - 8 Giants 9 - 7

Dolphins 7 - 9 Redskins 8 - 8

Bills 5 - 11 Eagles 7 - 9

AFC North NFC North

Ravens 7 - 9 Packers 10 - 6

Steelers 7 - 9 Vikings 9 - 7

Bengals 7 - 9 Bears 8 - 8

Browns 6 - 10 Lions 8 - 8

AFC South NFC South

Colts 11 - 5 Saints 9 - 7

Titans 7 - 9 Falcons 6 - 10

Texans 6 - 10 Panthers 6 - 10

Jaguars 5 - 11 Buccaneers 3 - 13

AFC West NFC West

Chargers 10 - 6 49ers 9 - 7

Broncos 8 - 8 Cardinals 7 - 9

Chiefs 6 - 10 Rams 4 - 12

Raiders 6 - 10 Seahawks 3 - 13

AFC Playoff teams NFC Playoff teams

Colts 11 - 5 Packers 10 - 6

Chargers 10 - 6 Saints 9 - 7

Jets 10 - 6 49ers 9 - 7

Ravens 7 - 9 Cowboys 9 - 7

Patriots 8 - 8 Vikings 9 - 7

Broncos 8 - 8 Giants 9 - 7

SUPERBOWL: Colts over Packers.