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Oh, well. I've taken a couple of weeks off, gone slaying zombies and fighting crime, and I returned yesterday. And today, I thought "Hey, maybe I should check out IC, they must have finished the you colonization, I want to see how did it turn out." And so it was... THERE HAS BEEN NO PROGRESS FOR TWO FULL WEEKS. No progress on the project page, no progress on the voting page, nothing... So.. What's wrong? Is IC dead (again(again(again)))? Hey, is there anything wrong, or am I just imagining things? Damn zombie-slaying spree, it must have fucked up my brain Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 03:40 July 16 '09

Don't worry Mooshy, IC isn't dead, it's just made a tactical retreat to regroup and plan it's next attack. Why don't you head on down to the project page and see if you have anything to add. Ol' Gerry has made a few suggestions for the current colonization that are splendid, I think you should check them out. Also, I'm incredibly busy for the next week or two, but I'll be back on the front lines before you know it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:34, 16 Jul

You are a hypocrite

The IC is finally dead! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 06:01, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

IC will live again!

Obviously. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:37, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

IC is like a genital wart, it just keeps coming back. Plus it's itchy and repels girls. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:39, 16 Jul

It can be spread by contact, you know. Always wear protection when dealing with IC. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:42, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Der Unwehr Claims Victory, and Will Annex Great Britain

Hah! Those Collectivist, Imperialist fools were no match for the individual initiative of officers in Der Unwehr, who have produced more features than IC has produced total articles in less than half the time. The Blitzkrieg was just too much. Heil Victory! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Am I the only one who continually reads that as "UnDer Wehr"? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:45, 16 Jul

Hah, I never thought of that, that's actually kinda funny. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<Insert Reference to some idiotic usergroup here.>

<Idiotic Usergroup wins with some reference to whatever theme said usergroup uses.> Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 14:59, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

All hail <Idiotic Usergroup>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:01, 16 Jul

<Expletive><user group> ~ 15:13, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

How dare all of you talk about <usergroup> like that! I/We/Someone put a lot of effort into making <usergroup> what it is today. <Expletive> every single one of you for saying these <expletive> terrible things about <usergroup>. On an unrelated note <USERGROUP> NOW OPEN TO NEW MEMBERS! JOIN NOW OR I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:17, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Really, we have more <features/bitches/hoes/dollars> than <rival usergroup> has made ever! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 15:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<expletive><annual discussion about IP edits to be blocked from><feature/wiki/usergroup> ~ 15:24, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<expletive> you for not agreeing with me on <annual discussion about IP edits to be blocked>! I challenge you to a duel! En Garde you <expletive>! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<Expletive> <random admin>, he's just a <troll/faggot/communist sympathizer> for not agreeing to <block IPs/restore my article/make me an admin>. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:31, 16 Jul

You forgot about the "nigger shit sandwich". ~ 15:34, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

<Random Admin> eats nigger shit sandwiches all day because he's a NIGGER JEW FAGGOT. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:36, 16 Jul

DOGshit. DOGshit sandwiches. Come on now everyone. You can do better than this. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:41, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Obligatory whoring. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Wow, thanks everyone. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:53, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Join the Goa Tse Clan

Or i'll cut your balls off! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 06:51, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd love to see you try... --UU - natter 09:32, Jul 17

<high, squeaky voice>You're too late! Moo ha-ha!</high, squeaky voice> Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:35, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Are zombie bites fatal?

Coz a zombie has just bitten my ass off. And its humping my <insert random organ here> right now Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 11:14 July 17 '09

That was your ass? Sorry. And no, I'm not going to stop humping your <insert random organ here>. Not until I'm done. You might as well grab a coffee. I'm going to be awhile. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:45, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

/me inserts random organ there. -- overwrought Ape (spit) (Riot Porn) 21:21, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

I think that, upon a bit of reflection, you'll realize that the organ you inserted there was not so random after all. Also it was your penis. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:51, Jul 18

I think that, upon absolutely zero reflection, you'll realize that the penis isn't an organ but merely oddly shaped erectile tissue, much like your nose. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:54, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Your nose is also an organ. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:26, Jul 18

Your mum's an organ. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:38, 18 Jul 2009

No. She plays the organ. More of a flute, really. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:27, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Really? Mine too! They should form an orchestra. -- overwrought Ape (spit) (Riot Porn) 16:10, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Guys, looks like it's FLAMEWAR TIME!

It's time to flamewar! This time, Der Unwehr VS the IC! |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill | 08:51, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

I'd rather not flamewar. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:17, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Eh, what the hell. I'll start: Joe9320 is an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:26, 24 Jul

No. Joe9320 is. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:15, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

No. Joe9320 is an idiot. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:43, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

No no no. Joe9320 is an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:26, 24 Jul

No no no no. Imperial Colonization is for idiots. And so is Optimus Chris. 10:16, 25 July 2009 (UTC)—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Joe9320 (talk • contribs)

You forgot to sign your comment, idiot. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:15, 25 Jul

Changing the subject

do i look fat in those jeans? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 20:33 July 24 '09

Yes. In fact, you look fat in everything. Know why? CAUSE YOU'RE FAT, MR. HAMSTER!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:35, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Does my hamster look fat in my jeans, too? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 20:41 July 24 '09

Sorry Timmy, but your hamster is dead. Don't worry, though. I got you a brand new Hannah Montana to play with. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:44, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

To rape kill? -- overwrought Ape (spit) (Riot Porn) 20:47, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

It's no where near as violent as it sounds... Unless you want it to be. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Can I have a jessica alba instead? Pleeeese? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 20:48 July 24 '09

No. She's mine. You're getting a Disney kid and you're gonna like it! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a Dakota Fanning... uh... I mean... uh... Keira Knightley... yeah that... 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 04:28,25July,2009

Yes, here's your Dakota Fanning, uh... Keira Knightley. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:42, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

I thought she was hot in War of the Worlds... I mean, Atonement... -- overwrought Ape (spit) (Riot Porn) 13:06, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, ha ha. Yes. I say this, and laugh heartily, because I have seen both of those films that you mentioned. One of them, in particular, I did enjoy muchly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:07, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

It's not dead, it's on sleeping

Imperial Colonization is pining for the fjords. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:28, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Pinin' for the fjords!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:19, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Goddamn, I miss those fjords. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I miss the choir invisible. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:02, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Aint all the navy guys gay?

The answer is yes, which means that all of us - lobsterbacks - are gay. Muahahahahaha.. Err.. Ahem.. Gotta get back to slaying them motherfucking gay zombies Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:07 July 29 '09