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Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance, just keepin' it real.

I made an article on Wookiepedia (don't give me those looks), and it was deleted, like, 10 minutes later. And only because I had no idea what I was doing! When I talked to the admin about it, he was really just interested in pushing a newb like me away:

At Least...

At least admit that the idea was mildly entertaining! --Cajek 01:21, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

• No, it wasn't. Quite frankly, it was a waste of time. User:IBentMyWookie 01:22, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh, but we sure had fun. Remember those good ol' debates we used to have 10 minutes ago? Good times. Goooooood times. Cajek 01:24, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
    • Please stop. It's annoying. User:IBentMyWookieOhItHurts 01:22, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
      • Jeez... what the hell, man? I was trying to, ya know, start a repetoire between us... heal the rift, so to speak... Cajek 01:27, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

When I returned to Uncyc, I saw how well we treated our own noobs and decided that we do okay. Also, I felt really important returning to my userpage here, and am considering toning it down so that I am more approachable. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Uncyc is a cool place with a lower nerd per gallon than Wookiepedia... or nearly any place for that matter! Also, our recent changes clicks over nearly as fast as in Wookiepedia, so that's good. Anyway, I just wanted someone to talk to... it's so lonely in this Antarctic research station.   Le Cejak • <2:11, 22 May 2008>

Our nerd ratio is exactly the same as Wookieepedia's. If anything, it's worse. They just write about Starwars; we write about it and make it funny (their Did You Know? section is so unfunny, it hurts. Unless it's humour for a new brand of ubernerd...). We also have Startrek, the Matrix, Cowboy Bebop, the list goes on. Face it, we're nerds. You're in an Antarctic research station, too? /me goes to window, waves. I'm ever s-so c-c-cold. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:16, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

We're no where near as nerdy as they are. Sure, we have articles on Star Trek, but we don't care about accuracy or anything! And look at this douchebag who I tried to talk to after he huffed my terrible article: he's obviously an introverted nerd, or, more so than I am anyway. /me peeks through blinds Oh it's Modus!   Le Cejak • <7:51, 22 May 2008>

F**K OFF N00B!!!!1111 /me goes off to play Star Wars lol wtf noob I knew that two noble houses were destroyed during the Tapani Unification War! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:22, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Well humo(u)r is a social art... while playing with figurines of imaginary junk is not usually --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:22, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

NO BITCH, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT WAS THREE NOBLES HOUSES DESTROYED DURING THE TAPANI UNIFICATION WAR! Yeah, the sport of talking about star wars via the internet tubes has GOT to be the nerdiest thing I've ever heard of. As far as a social experiment goes, Uncyclopedia is fairly sociable. Shy people might not fit in here. /me retreats to antarctic research station coffee house   Le Cejak • <8:40, 22 May 2008>

NO WAY FUCKWIT, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT WAS TWO NOBLES HOUSES DESTROYED DURING THE TAPANI UNIFICATION WAR! ONE WAS STRUCTURALLY DAMAGED BUT NOT "DESTROYED" LIKE I KNOW MY SHIT BITCH! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:12, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

NO, FUCK YOU, IN THE STARWARS UNIVERSE EVERYTHING GETS BLOWN UP NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM, JIMMY! NO SUPPER!   Le Cejak • <9:23, 22 May 2008>

Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance

the unidentified man in red pants, who was obscured by smoke for the entire duration of his performance, played a significant role in... oh fuck it: PANTS PANTS PANTS

THEY'RE MAROON!!!

OR BURGUNDY!!!

Still not red...

Also, thank god for the Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance   Le Cejak • <8:41, 22 May 2008>

RIP *deep breath* Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance. *wipes tear* Who the fuck cares - 4 ABY - You have done so much yet appeared so little --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

I'll never forget Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance. His brown hair and brown eyes... and that sexy half-attentive smile!   Le Cejak • <9:10, 22 May 2008>

Ever since his death, Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance has inspired many. Let's feature his wonderful biography

Ode to Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance.

“ This unidentified Human male was employed by Jabba Desilijic Tiure, however he also managed to employ the once cold heart of this young love sick similarly human male (despite what the football team says...). He was a guard on the sail barge during the Skirmish at Carkoon in 4 ABY, yet he was alway a guard of my heart, protecting me from the disappointments and AVOs that I received from previous love; where he was killed by Leia Organa, just like my bitch of a mother killed my ambition to one day consummate my relationship with you, Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance, my love. As I cast my eye over my self made shrine (literally, a lot of hair went into that) it is clear that he (what a man!) wore a light green outfit (so fitting) and a dark (oh) green (oh yeah) hat (OOHH YEEEAAHH!)... just like he will always wear my heart. ”

~ Wookiepedia XXOOXX

Oh dear... OH DEAR GOD... OH DEAR F**KING GOD?! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:42, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

hahahahahaha What about this stupid thing? I swear to GOD I see no red pants in there!!! Are they talking about the guy hidden in the smoke? Dear lord!   Le Cejak • <9:47, 22 May 2008>

...vibro-ax... - I have a new idol! :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:52, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Those pants are fucking WHITE, and I will stab anyone who says otherwise! ...I wonder how much more he contributed to the Star Wars canon than the Unidentified man in green firing turret who got killed thirty seconds after his first appearance? How long is his vibro-ax?   Le Cejak • <9:56, 22 May 2008>

You guys both stink! There was no green firing turret! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:28, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, that's because the wookiepedia folks don't understand grammar   Le Cejak • <3:41, 23 May 2008>

If the above text, pictures and whatnot does not prove that we are terribly nerdy, I don't know what does. Just because we are nerds that aren't terribly concerned with the minute details doesn't mean that we aren't nerds. We're a special brand of nerds. We're meta. Get used to it, nerd.

Wups. Some of that should've been written here, probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:12, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Wait wait wait, then who isn't a nerd? Someone who is dumb as fuck and can't read this forum? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:18, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, we can (1) make people laugh, and (2) we're fuckin' rebellin' against society. Like DJ says, if that's a nerd, what isn't? Also, we even bothered to go over to Wookiepedia and bother OTHER nerds! That's anti-nerd!   Le Cejak • <13:25, 22 May 2008>

SIDENOTE: these people may be smart, but they're idiots.   Le Cejak • <13:25, 22 May 2008>

SIDECOMMENT: Yeah. They really need to archive that page, or steal our health monitor or something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:20, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Face it, we are nerds. Nerds! Also, "rebellin' against society"? Take that, Darth Vader! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:16, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Those guys are dicks.

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2. (Block log); 20:58 . . Gonk (Talk | contribs) (blocked User:96.241.31.73 with an expiry time of 1 week (anonymous users only, account creation disabled): Vandalism and/or general disruption (WP:VP))
3. (Deletion log); 20:58 . . Gonk (Talk | contribs) (deleted "Space Dildo": content was: 'The Space Dildo, sometimes referred to as a dildo from space, is a pleasure device used by space alien girls in space. While it is possibl...' (and the only contributor was '[[Special:Contributions/96)

That took around 90 seconds. What dildos. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:01 May 22

Well, did they like your article on the Space Dildo of Dfhbgds IX?   Le Cejak • <0:16, 23 May 2008>

No, and it was way better than Space Dildo. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:03 May 23

Meh, their IRC room was way nicer to me than Halopedia's. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:22, May 23

Leather Pants   Le Cejak • <2:32, 23 May 2008>

...did I hear pants?!... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:23, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, they are the only pants worthy of mention on the greatest site evar, Wookiepedia.   Le Cejak • <15:10, 23 May 2008>

Oh, and check out the parallel universe version of this forum   Le Cejak • <15:16, 23 May 2008>

What a bunch of dicks. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:30, 24 May 2008 (UTC)