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Death to America
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Contrary to widespread media belief, terrorism is not the leading cause of death in America. Freedom fries and big tobacco companies kill more people than terrorists every day.
Pick your poison:
- Lawyers
- Samurai Lincoln
- Food warfare launched by France on the United States
- Goths on drugs
- Death by Telemarketing
- Freedom fries
- Ralph Nader coming at you in an exploding Ford Pinto
- Neccopolis, Pennsylvania
- The Amway wars
- Natural Causes
- This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?