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Rules and procedures:

  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
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Pop-Tards

Score: 4
Keep (4)
  1. Don't delete it! It has potential! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Something tells me we should Symbol keep vote.svg keep this. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
  3. I usually hate retard jokes, but this was really funny to me for reasons I don't understand, and are making me question a lot of things in my life... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 30 June 2010
Delete (8)
  1. Please god, what the hell was I thinking? Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. This isn't Wikipedia. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:44 Jun 30 2010
  3. delete. wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Where's the beef? -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  5. what --nachlader 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Kerkill I don't get it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Started well, but all the jokes about deleting the article ruined it. --Black Flamingo 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Nah. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Dark Science H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -7
Keep (7)
  1. Vain and that --Black Flamingo 22:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Lol-worthy. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Made me smile and laugh. Both of which are good things. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. keep. i'd love to see this finished. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. s'cool --nachlader 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010
  7. Feature dat bitch. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete ()
Comments

🔒 UnNews:David Cameron announces new UK budget H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Cunt cunt cunt! -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. This is good, isn't it? --nachlader 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. keep i guess. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Masturbating Presidents Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. I was gonna say delete, but then I started laughing at it. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. I laughed, I couldn't help myself. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. OF ALL-TIME!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:24, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. ? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 UnNews:Naked man rubs hand through Anderson Cooper's pooper H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (+7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It has great potential for greatness! -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. I was blown away, in that I was blown away. --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Best Ive ever seen. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:41 Jun 30 2010
  5. Feature MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
  7. I liked. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. I hate poopers. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I hate most poopers. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. del... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  5. This pooper is a drooper. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:18, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments Haters gonna hate. -Bretthead.png

Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

🔒 I eat my own shit H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -7
Keep (+8)
  1. yeah man --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The red urine makes this article! --Lando-SpacePimp 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Hell yeah. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:39 Jun 30 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg I'd eat his shit! -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep., I thought I was the only one! Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. keep. i love when you click on an article expecting to certainly vote delete, but it's not as shitty as you thought. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Awful. Just Awful. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Deceptively clever. --Black Flamingo 23:06, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Read it on ?pedia Then told Dunc to delete it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
    It's a completely different article you dipshit. And Dunc didn't delete it. Go kill yourself. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:49 Jun 30 2010
    I know it's different, but Dunc totally deleted that shit. Then you ate it, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Irony Man H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. keep. not deliciously ironic yet, but maybe later? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 30 June 2010
  3. Progress. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Great idea, agree with Gerry though. --Black Flamingo 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Run a European Version at 10:30pm.....me sleep now... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Not enough irony! -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. Had an hour to be ironic, but needed an hour more /irony --nachlader 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 1860 Oxford evolution debate H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. It sweats brilliance from it's nether regions (balls). --nachlader 22:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep. it's light on the funny, but it's well-written and certainly has potential. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:58, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. pwned Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. He's pwning his opponents Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Too much pwnage -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. Not for me --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Decentiousness H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I can relate. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Boobs. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 30 June 2010
  4. I like it. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Liked it very much. --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Liked the ending but the first principle should really be funnier. "The world sucks"? Kinda weak. That'd turn me down from reading almost any other day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)
Comments
  • RedCheckMark.png This article does not suck, even if the world does. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 UnBooks:Pocket Guide to Annoying Your Co-workers H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What's there is obvious feature material. What should have come next in the following half hour, probably too. Too bad the admins screwed up the timing so badly. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 30 June 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I feel bad for fucking up the timings. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Shame about what happened, but I think it's strong enough to keep anyway. --Black Flamingo 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol against vote.svg If you can't handle the kitchen, get out of the heat I say. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. Kerkill No jokes because it was started so late, but this seriously should be move it so Gerry can finish it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Unsure what to do here, since the author thought that we were meeting at the park, not the town hall. --nachlader 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • i can't make up my mind. i'm trying to be objective and vote as if i'd come across this on actual VFD (which is what i've been doing with the other votes). it's clearly not finished, and yet it has definite potential. i'll come back. and for the record, it was raining in the park so you bastards should feel extra bad. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:02, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  • RedCheckMark.png Sorry, my calendar was calibrated wrongly. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Several interpretations of that day's events H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
Keep (5)
  1. Obvious Keep. I mean it has Betty White in it. Duh... Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 22:41, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Betty White loves me MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg Betty White. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 30 June 2010
  4. Symbol for vote.svg I have a change of heart. There are redeemable qualities within this article, just needs a little shapin' up. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  5. I really liked this. --Black Flamingo 23:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Lack of narrative substance. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  2. it started off well, but then it veered to the right into the neighbours car and reversed only to hit another car. steering out again it hit a tree and a lampost. then it mounted the pavement and killed a load of children. i hare my life htate it ahite it haite it wh do i leive --nachlader 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Lack of Time-Space Continuum. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Started well, went bat-fuck insane. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. delete as per nach. exactly as per nach. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What the Chief-ton said. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • RedCheckMark.png Somehow... I'm still banning Dex though. --ChiefjusticeDS 23:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 ADMIN BABIES SMACK DOWN H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg UnRumble --ChiefjusticeDS 22:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. The truth must be heard ~Jewriken.GIF 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Great quality humor we got here. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 30 June 2010
  5. babies --nachlader 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. keep. it seems fatherhood is cracking up some of the higher-ups. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Kerkill I'm the only one with the balls to vote get rid of this shit. Seriously, the only wrestling article I like is about Chris Benoit. This honestly reads like the unfunny ones that come through actual VFD every now and then. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. To an outsider (which is what I generally try to be in my life) this is just baffling. --Black Flamingo 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. It sounds like the commentary that I did when playing with my action figures last week when I was younger. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Needs the people's elbow... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comments
  • RedCheckMark.png Isn't a cabal a kind of nut? --ChiefjusticeDS 23:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 UnNews:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL, DAD! H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. you dont understand --nachlader 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep. something went right. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 30 June 2010
  4. I understand --Black Flamingo 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. To quote myself: "A well crafted tale of love and loss. D+, wouldn't read again." Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg It needs less words. Right now due to the chunkiness, it looks like a muddled mess of mess. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  3. Kerkill Yawn. Too expected. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
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