Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive-2016-09

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James Rolfe

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Content has been merged and reworked into The Angry Video Game Nerd.--HolUp (talk) 19:44, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. An angry, ranty article about an Angry Video Game Nerd. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:04, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Page was blanked by EpicWinner/Abacab333 before his permanent ban. Angry and ranty. Spıke 🎙️20:45 21-Aug-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Complete lack of subtlety. All too frequently reverts to abusive aggressive language as an effort for attempted humour. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  21:54, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cast into the electron abyss. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:11, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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  • There's no doubting the writer's commitment to the article but it lacks any real intelligence or wit. Unsalvageable. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  21:54, August 22, 2016 (UTC)

Lynx (Character)

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A far too detailed plot summary about a villain from an RPG there's no page for. Brevity. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:48, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Aarrgh! Yet another completely un-amusing game character review. How was this quasi-featured?  EStop Press here for Room Service 19:56, July 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'll latch onto "un-amusing." Spıke 🎙️03:52 29-Jul-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A lot of nothing about a nobody. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:14, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Barack Obama/old

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is awful and unfunny. If there's anything you find worth reading, snatch it up and move it to our funny Obama article.--HolUp (talk) 01:02, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't find anything funny. We famously allow multiple incompatible articles on a single subject, but ranty, first-person ramble is not a version we need. Spıke 🎙️03:57 9-Aug-16
  3. We have this preserved here, so prosperity is preserved. The IC version is far better. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 08:52, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:14, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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  • {{VFD}} added and time reset. Expert 3222 02:18, August 9, 2016 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.So the idea is to replace Saberwolf's version of this article and delete this one? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
    Puppy didn't propose to do anything to the version in userspace. Just delete the nominated subpage from the main encyclopedia. Spıke 🎙️12:11 22-Aug-16
    Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I'm a bit torn with this one. I agree with HolUp that some bits could be recycled but alternatively, with some brutal editing to streamline the article, it could be improved upon and saved. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  22:23, August 22, 2016 (UTC)

Caster Semenya

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This listy article has only one joke about the South African athlete: ambiguous sex, which it beats into the ground in list after list. Spıke 🎙️12:50 19-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article never gets past the fact that this athlete is transgendered/hermophrodite, and has "semen" in the spelling of the last name. Very juvenile humor. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:12, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One gag endlessly regurgitated. Reads like the writer has personal issues towards the subject. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  22:01, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More ED than UNC. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:10, August 29, 2016 (UTC)
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Street dancing

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stub about dancing in the street. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:51, July 31, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Oh no, an Anon writes his first article and concludes that starting it with "Contrary to unpopular belief" is a unique reversal and good for instant laughs. He's wrong. The rest of the article is comparable ramble. Spıke 🎙️14:10 1-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not really funny and it's short and obscure. --Moonhead42 (talk) 05:34, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny. Needs a complete rewrite with a plan in mind. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  22:29, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Unplug. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:23, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
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Exorcism

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Without the random violent midget sex, it's a stub, but it's a topic with enough potential for a rewrite based on the topic's long and odd history. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:55, September 11, 2016 (UTC)
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Bacon fat

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit of a non article to be honest. Some effort gone into the images but not into the text, plus it's simply not funny nor the beginning of something funny. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  21:43, August 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A gallery of Shoops, tied together by nothing. Spıke 🎙️00:48 23-Aug-16
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. short on text but the images are pretty good, i might bulk it out a little tomorrow i think if not someone else. I think it's worth keeping though. --Moonhead42 (talk) 12:24, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Currently it's just a stub, but I see potential in it, and I think it is worth expanding TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:17, September 11, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Having said that though, I do not have the time to do so TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:17, September 11, 2016 (UTC)

Monkey chained to a typing machine

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A "typing machine"? Darcken in 2006 wrote a listy article filled with Randumbo and clichés, a shadow of our featured An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. Spıke 🎙️19:37 6-Sep-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't give a monkey's for this either. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:22, September 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author tried to invoke an idiom into the title, but got it completely wrong. At least they tried. It's like a genetically inferior clone of the FA that lives in its shadow. ConCass2 (talk) 08:38, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As stated above, there is a better version.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:49, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Grand Theft Cosmo; Tranquility Base

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nick Cage fighting aliens and astronauts is very loosely inspired by GTA. A bunch of not funny plot summary and lack of explanation. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:56, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Fanfiction. Here is the sequel I wish they had made. Here is how it would go. Self-amusement only. Spıke 🎙️05:02 5-Aug-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above, an article which tries to be funny but fails desperately TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:12, September 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ditto.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:16, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boot into deep space. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:07, September 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Kitler

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A listy little article that exists to promote, catalog, and link to the Internet meme rather than begin to produce original comedy writing. Spıke 🎙️16:31 13-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A meme character have potential. This article is unfunny IMO. The Prodigy logo.jpg The Prodigy Argento 18:17, August 14, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. P2 Humour, this article has no purpose or soul whatsoever TheWikiMan026 (talk) 12:14, September 11, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Memecruft.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:17, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Listy Irritable of contents (talk) 16:14, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
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Qui-Gon Jinn

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boxing is a decent premise for an article, but if that's the case, than their should be more allusions to boxing, or it should be written like a sportscast or something. The random names and dates don't really do it for me either. Not much has changed since the original post from The wizard02 who left shortly after joining in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:24, August 20, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Professor Subtle is so subtle you can't see his face. A lot of ramble without a unifying concept, but it has endearing moments. Fix the nonsense year numbers (and, given that it is in the Star Wars universe, all year numbers are nonsense), kill the swears, and reorganize so not all the sections are exactly one paragraph, and it might be all right. Spıke 🎙️01:39 20-Aug-16
    I did all that stuff, but gave it no unifying concept, having never seen that episode. Others keep going, or vote your consciences. Spıke 🎙️03:06 21-Aug-16
    Y'all didn't, so the vote is deadlocked. If you insist this is one of our worst, you can renominate it in one month. Spıke 🎙️14:11 23-Sep-16
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