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ED-209
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- Delete. I think this page is definitely noting something TV tropes should really have a page for, given it's talked about in the Star Trek books on gender and race in sci-fi; but that T.V. Tropes doesn't want to smelt in fear of being accused of proverbially having dealt; unlike their former rape tropes. There's also Cyborg from Teen Titans and Justice League whose basically used like Siri and has no junk. I mean there's all sorts of logical problems with Geordi's genetic blindness that single handily dispels all the federations proposed benevolence and creator alleged atheism; like did they ban all embryonic stem cell and organ transplant research, cause both of those have been shown to work in modern day experiments on mammals born blind. I know half the time Geordi's talking about how his eyes are better this way, but than there's that 1st season episode Riker is a Q where apparently having eyes is all Geordi talks about; so which is it? Would Star Fleet go so far as to let Geordi have the body of the major from Ghost in the Shell, or is Luke Skywalker's arm a technology that's still beyond them, unlike restructuring matter atom by atom. If everyone is that comfortable with Geordi being able to record them naked all the time why aren't they all just naked all the time like Troi's people are for weddings? Counsoler troi seems to talk less about sex than even her Victorian contemporary Sigmund Freud, shouldn't she be talking to him about his bipolar cybernetic superiority/inferiority complex along with him and Barkley's holodeck sex addiction? How is their dream machine legal and drug dealing isn't? It's not like there's those organ stealing aliens from that Phage episode of Voyager, or the pill Bones had that could grow new kidneys in a day hey used in the fourth movie. I'm not going to even get into the whole transporter and replicator issue cause that's just pure magic. I think this article might work but it needs to be more about either Robocop who has only 4 movies, or Geordi having the crappiest life in the 7 seasons of Next Generation. I think this portmanteau doesn't really work as is but has a potential better used on cyborgs; it is similar to when I said Travis Mayweather from enterprise was that robot probe NASA landed on a comet, which got reverted. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:10, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. All it does is make references to RoboCop, Geordi, Star Trek, and Data. I say delete. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:20, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. An article about the droid from Robocop would have to be good. This one is not good, is eight years old, Nuclearjong is the only contributor, he is gone and the article is neglected, and nominator did him the favor of sweeping away the even cruftier second half before nominating. Spıke 🎙️21:59 16-May-16
- Beam me up Almost incoherent mash of two sci-fi genres. EStop ⚓ 09:24, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Irritable of contents' delete vote dwarfs this humorless stub. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 03:35, June 1, 2016
- Delete. I don't get it at all and it is completely humorless. --SakaLikesPotatoes (talk) 08:06, June 1, 2016
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Jason Vorhees
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- Delete. A misspelling of Jason Voorhees; I think the image from The Goonies could be carried over though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. "Jason vorhees" was the only contribution of Vannystice, in 2009; did not stick around to learn how to be funny and not stupid. Jason Voorhees, by comparison, is a photo gallery of gay-baiting. This may be like the old Chevy Vega, where if you acquire two, you can assemble one working one. Spıke 🎙️13:30 13-May-16
- Delete.. EStop ⚓ 08:37, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. One article is enough. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:04, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
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Kartrider
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- Not good enough Seriously, what the fuck was this writer thinking by blinding the user with censor bars. While making vague references to drab russian reversal jokes, the user must scramble through the article in a futile attempt to extract any joke from it. See HTBFANJS--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:24, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Totally fueled by (1) the trite and deprecated Soviet Censorship meme, and (2) the safe harbor about an article on deletion itself evidencing deletion. In other words, no clever and novel comedy. Spıke 🎙️17:17 23-May-16
- Delete. Ugly and unfunny. ConCass2 (talk) 13:40, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. A page about deletionism doesn't work because it's just an ill defined word people throw around like wikilawyering. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. EStop ⚓ 06:17, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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List of Sailor Moon characters
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- Delete. This opens up the door for lists from every other anime with a million characters and too much of it is just accurate fandom, and rapey. What good parts there are can just be folded into the Sailor Moon page. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:14, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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- Deleted administratively. Imported from another website by permabanned user EpicWinner/Abacab333. Indeed it is fanfiction and not humor. Spıke 🎙️19:18 3-Jun-16
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- Delete. A Wacky War rendition of a video game with interminable lists contributed by 1337 haxxors from countries where they don't learn English. Spıke 🎙️14:00 16-May-16
- Delete. Listcruft and no real character development. The article hints at taking the moral high ground on these types of games, which could be a valid comedy strategy however, the execution makes it read as if such a strategy was more of a side-effect. EStop ⚓ 09:00, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Hermione Granger, ultimate suicide weapon, others call it the omgwtfh4x0r bomber, 1,000,000,000 of them. Other than that a very long series of lists with only Godzilla and Kim Jong Il as fake entries. There's a list for mods even. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Hideous waste of electrons. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:04, June 9, 2016 (UTC)
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- Delete. A bunch of Russian jokes. Cites interesting fact that Butch Hartman and Seth McFarlane worked on this but Angular Art Pop Culture Reference Screams a Lot Guy doesn't wok as well as McFarlanes nickname. A lot of trivia, and descriptions not jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
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- Keep. The comedy strategy of Sovietism is trite, but this page is hardly huffworthy: a real article about something real. Spıke 🎙️12:00 28-May-16
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- Delete. Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. Spıke 🎙️15:11 26-Apr-16
- Delete. Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Some of this is funny, it gets ranty quick though, there's maybe a paragraph of stuff here total I think could work as an aftermath section for the Revolutionary War page. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:39, May 15, 2016 (UTC)
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- Keep. It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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- Delete. Gay, rape, scat, typos, basically just You Have Two Gay Cows. There's nothing worth keeping other than his career in children's entertainment; I have a few ideas up as a draft in my user space for a rewrite but it will have to be from the ground up. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:39, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. A page from Maniac1075 during his "crufty period." Intro has no theme except gayness; childhood involves 100 fathers who are memes. After that, it is an overlong parade of ranting at the reader, swearing at the reader, and writing about sex to the unwilling reader. Burn it down with or without a replacement. Spıke 🎙️17:46 13-May-16
- Delete. Ticks almost every box of the deletion criteria. EStop ⚓ 08:45, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Most page is just rape. Juku Ren (talk) 21:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Badly formatted, poorly written, and not remotely funny. In short, it's downright ugly. ConCass2 (talk) 13:41, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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- Delete. An obvious invitation to tell the same joke over and over; the result is tedious for the reader. Spıke 🎙️02:05 17-May-16
- Ew. ConCass2 (talk) 20:17, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Etc., wouldn't even work as a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. EStop ⚓ 06:00, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Really over repetitive. Juku Ren (talk) 22:15, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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- The idea is a good one and perhaps something could be saved off this after an extensive edit. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:06, June 9, 2016 (UTC)
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Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!
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- Delete. The lists in the Spyro the Dragon article work illustrating the rgrind well, but not in this one; there's also a lot of navelism like the redirect Spyro 2: Gateway to glimmer and the factual explanation of the alternative European title, and the red link to Spyro 3. "99.99999+0.00001% of idiots who bought this game had problems." and "This game was critically acclaimed by IGN, GameFAQs, and all the other games review websites. Wow, it must have been a great game. NOT!" aren't isn't worded that well either. It works on the level of a saturday morning cartoon with random cameos that don't culminate into anything (Simpsons) and a dash of the old ultra violence (South Park) but basically that's it. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:09, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. I renamed it, adding the exclamation point to match the page name on Wikipedia. I defend some pages as "a real article about something real," and this is about something real, an obscure sequel to an obscure videogame franchise. The problem is that it is not a real article. Instead of comedy in the "encyclopedia" frame, this is author chatting with reader about how much the game sucks. Crack wise on a gaming blog somewhere. Spıke 🎙️15:28 15-May-16
- Delete. Yet another in a seemingly endless stream of crap computer game articles, following the same comedy strategy of an un-amusing walk through, dead memes and highlighting how crap the game is. About as original and amusing as a bowl of cold custard. EStop ⚓ 08:06, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Beyond my diaper range. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:58, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Not encyclopedic, in fact, it only rants telling the reader how bad the game is. Juku Ren (talk) 21:47, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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The Minkian
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- Delete. This page is a fine concept for an RPG race/class, and doesn't appear to be from anything else. It isn't remotely even trying to be humorous unless you count the single instance of worrier as being a pun on warrior which I don't think it actually is in this usage. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:59, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. The word appears nowhere in Wikipedia, nor comes up verbatim in Google except this page. Personal fanfiction about made-up races, originally by Aloysius in 2010, evidently without intending to be funny. After real Uncyclopedians gave it actual formatting, it seems he may have returned without logging in, a couple years later, and tried to make it go away. Spıke 🎙️22:45 21-May-16
- Delete. EStop ⚓ 06:08, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. I also wouldn't mind if this would "go away". ConCass2 (talk) 17:02, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Juku Ren (talk) 18:25, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Protest Warrior
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- Self-Nomination A crappy article making references to A.N.S.W.E.R. and other crap. Even my name is less crappy than this article --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:16, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Un-Dark Paladin X wrote this, in 2007, evidently solely to advertise or soapbox about someone else's website. Looking for laughs? You will have to slog through author's opinion of Beck, Limbaugh, and socialism in the Intro, before getting to the article's meat: Wacky Wars and contrived acronyms. Spıke 🎙️17:14 23-May-16
- Delete. Self referential to ANSWER and very much a family guy adlib, red links and spelling errors. X-Men and Pokemon for no reason. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. EStop ⚓ 06:15, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Respecting author's wish to have this flushed away. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:59, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Heidi Klum
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- Delete. "Nymphomaniac,Black Cock Slut,Chimp lover" sums up the style and grammar errors. The racist tag was right. If anyone is having humanzee children it would be iither Jane Goodall or Richard Dawkins who are mentioned 4 and 3 times on the great ape personhood article respectively; which should necessitate calling him Chimp Man on RationalWiki. Dawkins has actually commented extensively on human animal hybrids before in a 2009 Guardian interview. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. This is more like a tame Dramatica article than an Uncyclopedia entry. ConCass2 (talk) 09:58, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. German super-model who married a black man attracts the predictable "humor." We ought to have an article on her, but with none of this one's content. Spıke 🎙️15:33 5-Jun-16
- Delete. "Heidi was born as the illict child of Adolf Hitler"... enough said. EStop ⚓ 08:09, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Unfunny pants. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:06, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Dave Evans
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- Delete. Found on Special:Deadendpages, Dave Evans was a singer for AC/DC back when they were an unknown garage band in Australia. Hence, this stub, which doesn't have much to say but chooses to say it regardless. ConCass2 (talk) 10:00, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. This fanboy article is the only contribution of Travishayes89. Done in 2007 but he returned in 2014 to apply requested changes and return it to mainspace. This injected a tiny bit of humor into the Intro, which previously had none. But then it launches into toilet puns on song titles, which I would have shot on sight if it had taken the usual form of a list. Not clear whether Hayes is Evans, or whether he is just a roadie who wants to bear his child. Spıke 🎙️11:49 10-Jun-16
- Delete. Wikipedia stubs don't provide much material. Mostly this is his untextured awesomeness, a track list and random cursing. The AC/DC page sums it up, never mind. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:00, June 12, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Fancruft. EStop ⚓ 09:35, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. To Left at the Highway to Hell. Straight on to Rock and Roll Damnation. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:04, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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- Userspace Generic towncruft, no pictures and not nearly enough carrot-crunching jokes. Delete, or happy to move to userspace and re-write. EStop ⚓ 08:25, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
- Userspace This is the sole contribution of user Stradbroke in 2014-15. He is a town resident who created an alternative website and used both this article and Wikipedia to flog it. Recently Town Council is aboard and is protesting in inappropriate ways not just that the article not be offensive but that the article's history be rewritten. The article exhibits some stock comedy moves (starting with inbreeding is a loser) but in the main part of the article it is clear it was not written to amuse but to blog about specific individuals and events. Let's accept EStop's offer to rewrite it in its entirety. Spıke 🎙️12:00 16-Jun-16
- Delete. and rewrite. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:27, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete and start anew. I must say this article's talk page is pretty interesting. ConCass2 (talk) 10:13, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
- Yes, it deserves to be saved as a record of the page's evolution. Spıke 🎙️12:27 19-Jun-16
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- Vote closed. EStop is editing the article in-place with our unanimous encouragement. The page history will be preserved, to the consternation of Stradbroke Council but fittingly, as we are a wiki not an orthodoxy. Spıke 🎙️14:51 19-Jun-16
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I have no words. This is in Japanese and I have no clue what it is. Even if there is humour, it does not belong on English-language Uncyc. ConCass2 (talk) 16:18, June 10, 2016 (UTC) - The page is gone now. Since I was linked to it through this, I'll change the title. ConCass2 (talk) 16:21, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
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- Nominator has been pranked. This page comes up differently on every view or refresh. I am not enamored of the lame humor of "articles in the style of the thing they are about," but this article of long standing achieves what it set out to achieve. What you are reporting as a bug is in fact its feature. Spıke 🎙️16:28 10-Jun-16
- I figured out it was part of the article before I did the strike-through. I just really don't see the humour in it. ConCass2 (talk) 20:41, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
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Hellmoo
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- MASTURBATION ONTO DEAD BABIES! The only contribution of Ragemonkey, in 2010. Thoroughly awful. Toilet humor about an on-line game (which it misspells) with vanity references to specific players. Horribly formatted. Spıke 🎙️14:18 23-Jun-16
- shock porn Outlet for author's violent sexual abuse fantasies veiled in his frustration at an obscure and seemingly pointless text-based adventure game. --Cliffyspatula (talk) 14:55, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. Not just unfunny but disturbing. Remove. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:20, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. I've googled this and while a game under this name does exist, I cannot find any info on it. But I can safely say this article isn't funny. ConCass2 (talk) 16:32, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
- Delete. A page having its own wiki, but not a wikipedia article isn't a good sign of notability/vanity; only unlike with Skye Electra, this has been deleted from Wikipedia citing notability. TV Tropes removed their page as well for being too pornographic. Formatting aside, this is more of ED's sort of thing anyways, both in terms of humor and notability, though unlike the others listed, they have yet to have a page for this. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:43, June 27, 2016 (UTC)
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