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Little Adolf's School Report (history, logs)

Score: 26 toy soldiers and easy-bake ovens

Nominated by:

Aleister in Chains

For: 28.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For Just a child at heart. Aleister in Chains 12:48 1 Feb. MMX
  2. For. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very good parody of an overused icon.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  13:19, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. DougalthePanda 13:43, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For Kudos to DrStrange for massive format assistance. --Sog1970 14:11, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg Obvious Nazi For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 1 February 2010
  7. Outstanding (but seems he failed to graduate due to F mark of PE..., at least that would happen in Pooland) Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 17:05, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Ja! Good stuff. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:12, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. I read Mein Kampf and I couldn't possibly agree more. Somebody should make one for another eccentric world leader. InMooseWeTrust 18:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Heil Adi Though this is just one of my old reports with the name changed and that's cheating. --I'mthedaddy 20:43, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:57, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Uberfor. This has instantly shot straight to the top of my list of favorite articles ever. I only wish that I had thought of it because, well, you know... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:03, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  13. Weak For. I liked it, but sometimes it felt a little repetitive. If some of the subjects were omitted I feel it could be a lot better. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:21, Feb 1 2010
  14. For. Jahwohl Mein Mittelfuerher...Takes originality to make a new story about Mr A.H. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:50, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
  15. For. Catapulted on to my faves list. Good take on what could have been an obvious idea. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:38, Feb 2
  16. For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:08, 2 Feb
  17. For. Ordinarily I cringe when I see yet another Hitler joke coming, but liked the foreshadowing here (and especially the troublemaking gypsy part). I think I would like it better if a little shorter, though, as some of it was a a bit repetitive. Still, liked it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:38, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
  18. For. As I said in my review, this is a great article, I would love to see it featured. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 2331 EST 2 February, 2010
  19. Strong for --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:47 Feb 3 2010
  20. For. Brilliant work. ChiefjusticeDS 10:37, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  21. For. Does this vote even matter by this stage? --Matfen 21:31, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
  22. For. Cool... Funnybony 14:10, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
  23. For. Hea! What happend, I'm sure I voted on this already! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:38, Feb 5
  24. Did you know? When Hitler became president, he ordered his school to change his records and give him all As. You can do that when you're president. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:38, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
    Can that "fact" be true? doesn't matter I'll be boring people with it for years.--Sog1970 18:49, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
  25. For Nice! 77.115.78.3 21:24, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
  26. Symbol for vote.svg FUCK YES This is potential Top Ten 2010 material, in my opinion. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
  27. Ankh smite.png Bless. I agree with Nachalader that the Hitler jokes are getting a bit stale and overused, but this is no doubt a good article. Hopefully it'll be the last Hitler article, so we can go out with a bang. Doubt it though. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» Beware... 00:50,9February,2010
  28. For. Compulsion to see the score rise as high as possible. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 01:34, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
  29. For. Reminds me of many of my own students.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 13:28, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 2.5
  1. Using this vote to express fear of how der dicktator is constantly relied upon for humour. It's good to keep ridicule of the H-man alive, but he learnt more than anybody about the consequence of expansion. This article will hit the limelight anyway. I listen to Pulp. --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 21:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Not really very funny... Doctorwho295 21:13, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Against. not very funny, very long winded and repetitive, like the same person who wrote the whole damn thing 218.111.67.237 06:12, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments:

did get Pee'd Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Little Adolf's School Report but after it got nommed so I don't like to change it much now.--Sog1970 15:29, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

  • I'd have to agree with Nach, I laughed at this because of Sog's talent at writing, but I am sure that referring to what Hitler did has about exhaused itself in the way of humour. --Nikau 06:21, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
    • You mean you listen to Pulp too!? --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 13:53, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
      • I listen to Pulp. Let's all meet up in the year 2000 - oh, bollocks. --Sog1970 14:09, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
        • 2000? Please, they're 1990s Britpop. Or 1980s. Or 1978 when they formed. --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 22:37, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

I was thinking of the song, the follow up to Common People. I actually met Jarvis Cocker in the West Street in Sheffield in 1988. I had no idea who he was at the time. I think I may have pushed him out of the way to get to the bar. That was a week after telling Ian Brown that quote "No one wants to listen to a band with a shit name like the Stone Roses, you Manc Cock!" Happy Days. --Sog1970 23:09, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

/me is in awe. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:21, 2 Feb
Yeah, well they weren't famous then. Jarvis was a gangly geek who was in the way, Ian Brown was just some dickhead in a tie-dyed t-shirt trying to get me to watch his band when I wanted to go to the pub. A few days later he was on national TV. --Sog1970 10:24, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I still don't want to listen to a band with a shit name like the Stone Roses. Or shit music like the Stone Roses, for that matter. And Jarvis Cocker still is a gangly geek, albeit one who has written some decent songs. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:32, Feb 3
I'm not a violent person, but I deeply regret not punching Ian Brown when I had the chance. --Sog1970 10:43, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
I deeply regret you not doing that as well. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:17, Feb 3
I deeply regret the pair of you. --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 16:24, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
That's not what you said at the time. What changed, Nachlader? Where did the magic go? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:29, Feb 3
I discovered... 00s synthpop? --Whattheworldis~~.PNG"MORDILLO IS FUCKING FASCIST" 16:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comment, shouldn't this be featured by now? It has a score of over 20...or am I not right on feature stuff? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 08:26, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Got to get through the articles of 09, I think. --Sog1970 08:42, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
The voted top 10 of 2009, you mean. Not all of 2009. God I hope not. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:03, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

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