Uncyclopedia:User anniversaries

All Uncyclopedians are welcome to add themselves to these two lists — No, not real birthdays — these two lists are for the day you made your first edit here at Uncyclopedia.

By anniversary

January Jan 01, 2014 ~ JerryJellyson Jan 05, 2005 ~ Chronarion Jan 05, 2005 ~ Nytrospawn Jan 05, 2005 ~ SilentConsole Jan 05, 2006 ~ SimulacrumCaputosis Jan 05, 2007 ~ Matt lobster Jan 06, 2011 ~ CandidToaster Jan 07, 2006 ~ Frankenberry Grr Jan 07, 2014 ~ James, for it is he Jan 07, 2014 ~ Macboswell Jan 10, 2005 ~ PantsMacKenzie Jan 11, 2009 ~ Tagstit Jan 12, 2007 ~ StupidBunny Jan 12, 2008 ~ DJ Irreverent Jan 13, 2005 ~ UnholySauce Jan 15, 2010 ~ HELPME20 Jan 15, 2012 ~ SecondChanceForMe Jan 17, 2005 ~ Flammable Jan 17, 2009 ~ Guildensternenstein Jan 18, 2007 ~ Sonic80 Jan 19, 2007 ~ Kelpan Jan 20, 2006 ~ Frinko Jan 20, 2008 ~ ChiefjusticeDS17 Jan 20, 2014 ~ Harold Stone Jan 21, 2007 ~ RabbiTechno15 Jan 21, 2008 ~ Flutter Jan 23, 2011 ~ Rpm Jan 24, 2006 ~ Ghelae Jan 26, 2007 ~ Naughty Budgie Jan 28, 2007 ~ Gjohngonz Jan 28, 2014 ~ Banzaikitten Jan 29, 2006 ~ Weri long wang Jan 30, 2007 ~ Kok108 Jan 31, 2006 ~ Big Brother 1984 Jan 31, 2010 ~ Phrank Psinatra Jan 31, 2012 ~ Vodkelpplant February Feb 02, 2006 ~ Jocke Pirat Feb 02, 2008 ~ Moonzeppelin5 Feb 03, 2006 ~ Monika Feb 05, 2010 ~ PeregrineFalcon999 Feb 05, 2012 ~ Tasmania Feb 06, 2006 ~ So So Feb 06, 2006 ~ Uncyclopedian Feb 06, 2007 ~ Heerenveen Feb 06, 2008 ~ Optimuschris Feb 12, 2006 ~ Dimario Feb 13, 2005 ~ 67.121.74.131 Feb 13, 2006 ~ Kalir Feb 13, 2007 ~ Kip the Dip Feb 14, 2013 ~ Llwy-ar-lawr Feb 15, 2006 ~ Tripod2282 Feb 15, 2009 ~ Mahm00shA Feb 15, 2013 ~ Reverend P. Pennyfeather Feb 15, 2011 ~ TheHumbucker‎ Feb 16, 2005 ~ Metaphysical Feb 16, 2006 ~ Emmzee Feb 16, 2008 ~ Luvvy Feb 16, 2012 ~ Qzekrom Feb 17, 2007 ~ Snail boy Feb 18, 2009 ~ Sonje Feb 19, 2006 ~ Vosnul Feb 19, 2009 ~ CheddarBBQ Feb 20, 2009 ~ Drunkenshark Feb 21, 2006 ~ Judgement Feb 22, 2006 ~ Villahj Ideeut Feb 23, 2012 ~ ThatGuyThatEdits Feb 24, 2007 ~ Dr. Fenwick Feb 24, 2007 ~ Harmlessmassacre Feb 25, 2006 ~ Cainad Feb 26, 2008 ~ Ethine8 Feb 26, 2008 ~ Sycamore Feb 26, 2008 ~ YesTimeToEdit Feb 27, 2007 ~ Padddy5 Feb 28, 2006 ~ Lenoxus Feb 28, 2007 ~ RAHB March Mar 01, 2006 ~ Dzugavili Mar 02, 2005 ~ MarkHudson Mar 03, 2007 ~ Ye Olde Luke4 Mar 04, 2005 ~ TheTris Mar 04, 2006 ~ Jonas Planck Mar 06, 2006 ~ Sejanus Mar 06, 2007 ~ An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Mar 06, 2008 ~ Simsilikesims Mar 07, 2008 ~ Mnbvcxz Mar 07, 2011 ~ Lockdandload Mar 07, 2011 ~ Mr-ex777 Mar 08, 2005 ~ Stillwaters Mar 08, 2006 ~ Spang Mar 09, 2005 ~ Cap'n Ben Mar 09, 2005 ~ Pieclone Mar 10, 2005 ~ Rcmurphy Mar 10, 2005 ~ Paulgb Mar 10, 2005 ~ Ross McGovern Mar 10, 2005 ~ EvilZak Mar 10, 2005 ~ Machinecurse Mar 10, 2006 ~ Imrealized Mar 11, 2006 ~ Bloopy Mar 12, 2005 ~ DWIII Mar 12, 2005 ~ Algorithm Mar 12, 2006 ~ Zim_ulator Mar 12, 2006 ~ Ayatollah Gurkhmeini Mar 12, 2011 ~ "half-moon" bubba Mar 13, 2005 ~ Savethemooses Mar 14, 2006 ~ Witt E, Mar 15, 2007 ~ Randomator Mar 17, 2006 ~ Hindleyite Mar 17, 2007 ~ Larg Mar 17, 2007 ~ MacMania7 Mar 22, 2006 ~ Parsat Mar 22, 2009 ~ Nameable Mar 23, 2008 ~ Funnybony29 Mar 24, 2006 ~ Olipro Mar 25, 2008 ~ G'orzak Mar 27, 2007 ~ Boomer Mar 27, 2009 ~ Nikau Mar 27, 2011 ~ NoNamesLeft Mar 28, 2005 ~ RadicalX Mar 28, 2005 ~ Orion Blastar Mar 28, 2006 ~ Colin002 Mar 28, 2010 ~ EpicAwesomeness Mar 29, 2005 ~ Evice Mar 30, 2006 ~ RLX Mar 31, 2005 ~ Famine Mar 31, 2007 ~ Jack Phoenix Mar 31, 2011 ~ Platypush Mar 31, 2013 ~ ScottPat April Apr 01, 2005 ~ Elvis Apr 01, 2005 ~ Slackerboy Apr 01, 2008 ~ Proxima Centauri Apr 01, 2012 ~ Gabriel Turner Apr 02, 2006 ~ George VI Apr 02, 2007 ~ TheLedBalloon Apr 02, 2012 ~ Mockingbird ST Apr 02, 2013 ~ Anton199 Apr 03, 2007 ~ Gufu Apr 05, 2005 ~ Pantsonhead Apr 06, 2005 ~ Insertwackynamehere Apr 06, 2005 ~ Keitei Apr 06, 2006 ~ Ljlego 06 Apr 2006 ~ PPP Apr 09, 2005 ~ David Gerard Apr 10, 2005 ~ Jordanus Apr 10, 2006 ~ Thekillerfroggy Apr 11, 2006 ~ Hardwick Fundlebuggy Apr 11, 2006 ~ Composure1 Apr 11, 2009 ~ JackOfSpades Apr 12, 2005 ~ Nemmo Apr 12, 2008 ~ Fnoodle Apr 13, 2005 ~ Volte Apr 13, 2008 ~ ShuaDaddy Apr 14, 2005 ~ IMBJR Apr 14, 2005 ~ Spintherism Apr 15, 2005 ~ Ihavenolife Apr 15, 2007 ~ Ye Olde Luke Apr 15, 2008 ~ Sog1970 Apr 16, 2011 ~ Mattsnow35 Apr 17, 2007 ~ Bloroninblorchspit Apr 18, 2005 ~ LeeHarveyKennedy Apr 18, 2005 ~ Abbot Vesuvius Apr 19, 2006 ~ Tooltroll Apr 19, 2007 ~ Erviltnec Apr 20, 2006 ~ Crazyswordsman Apr 20, 2007 ~ Leoispotter Apr 21, 2008 ~ MarceloRenard2 Apr 22, 2006 ~ Insineratehymn Apr 25, 2007 ~ THEDUDEMAN Apr 26, 2006 ~ Hrodulf Apr 26, 2006 ~ Severian Apr 26, 2007 ~ Necropaxx Apr 29, 2005 ~ Wyattj Apr 29, 2009 ~ Acrolo Apr 30, 2013 ~ BetterSkatez2012 Apr 30, 2008 ~ Hyperbole

May May 01, 2006 ~ Happy Weasel May 03, 2005 ~ Carlb May 04, 2006 ~ Capercorn May 05, 2006 ~ Mordillo May 05, 2006 ~ Leon2323 May 08, 2009 ~ LongLiverh3 May 09, 2009 ~ Happytimes May 10, 2008 ~ Joe9320 33 May 11, 2010 ~ John Lydon May 12, 2008 ~ KneeChee27 May 12, 2009 ~ Teh pwnerator May 13, 2007 ~ Lambic May 13, 2011 ~ PoopManPoop May 14, 2007 ~ Pieface May 15, 2005 ~ Jondel May 16, 2005 ~ Haha May 16, 2012 ~ MasterWangs May 18, 2006 ~ DiZ May 20, 2007 ~ Evil Jam May 22, 2009 ~ Fahrenheit May 24, 2010 ~ Unununium May 25, 2005 ~ Angela May 25, 2011 ~ Nachteule May 28, 2006 ~ Aaadddaaammm May 29, 2006 ~ CScott May 29, 2013 ~ Newman66 May 30, 2011 ~ HauntedUndies May 31, 2006 ~ Mrthejazz June Jun 01, 2006 ~ Kingkitty Jun 02, 2006 ~ Zarbag Jun 04, 2006 ~ Benson Jun 04, 2010 ~ Lyrithya14 Jun 05, 2009 ~ PuppyOnTheRadio34 Jun 06, 2005 ~ KP Jun 06, 2009 ~ Maniac1075 Jun 06, 2006 ~ Hotadmin4u6912 Jun 07, 2009 ~ DaDopeboy Jun 07, 2010 ~ 90s Kid21 Jun 08, 2011 ~ Void Raven Jun 09, 2009 ~ Miley Spears Jun 10, 2008 ~ The Woodburninator Jun 11, 2005 ~ Jack Cain Jun 11, 2007 ~ SunnyChow Jun 14, 2012 ~ Ice cream mafia Jun 14, 2006 ~ Jamtrousers Jun 14, 2007 ~ Dr. Skullthumper Jun 16, 2005 ~ Codeine Jun 16, 2006 ~ Mr.Vib Jun 16. 2007 ~ Bonner Jun 16, 2007 ~ MidwayHaven Jun 16, 2007 ~ Ryanasaurus0077 Jun 16, 2008 ~ Mister Otter Jun 17, 2012 ~ Ticklethekeys Jun 18, 2006 ~ Uncle J Jun 18, 2009 ~ Siddhartha-Wolf Jun 20, 2006 ~ Shandon Jun 20, 2006 ~ Bluto Jun 20, 2006 ~ Tshell Jun 20, 2010 ~ Magic man21 Jun 22, 2011 ~ Xamralco Jun 23, 2006 ~ GHe Jun 25, 2005 ~ One-eyed Jack Jun 25, 2005 ~ Nachlader10 Jun 25, 2005 ~ Secludus Jun 27, 2005 ~ Rangeley3 Jun 28, 2011 ~ Bizzeebeever Jun 29, 2009 ~ Skinfan13 Jun 29, 2010 ~ Mimo&maxus Jun 29, 2010 ~ Scofield28 July Jul 01, 2007 ~ Cajek Jul 01, 2010 ~ Fudgemobile Jul 02, 2006 ~ Procopius Jul 05, 2005 ~ Hyad Jul 05, 2007 ~ Under user11 Jul 05, 2011 ~ XDshempXD Jul 06, 2005 ~ DrAwesome Jul 07, 2010 ~ Aimsplode31 Jul 09, 2007 ~ Methamphetamine! Jul 10, 2006 ~ Flyingfeline Jul 13, 2007 ~ Jesusfreak Jul 13, 2012 ~ Ratfactor Jul 14, 2006 ~ No, yuo Jul 14, 2007 ~ A hog staring at a wristwatch Jul 14, 2007 ~ MrCleveland Jul 18, 2011 ~ EpicWinner Jul 18, 2008 ~ Mrmonkey72 Jul 20, 2006 ~ Pocketthesaurus Jul 20, 2007 ~ Colin "All your base" Heaney Jul 20, 2007 ~ Mattfca Jul 21, 2007 ~ Garrett Jul 22, 2005 ~ General Specific Jul 22, 2008 ~ KrevNasty Jul 24, 2005 ~ Guest Jul 24, 2006 ~ Pentium5dot1 Jul 24, 2010 ~ JebusCryst Jul 25, 2005 ~ Poisonous Fun Guy Jul 25, 2006 ~ Armando Jul 26, 2012 ~ Snippy Jul 26, 2009 ~ Unregistered user Jul 27, 2007 ~ Gerrycheevers Jul 27, 2010 ~ Thatdamnedfollowspot Jul 30, 2006 ~ Taydus Jul 30, 2009 ~ Spike18 August Aug 03, 2006 ~ Bladetip Aug 03, 2011 ~ Mattityahu Aug 05, 2008 ~ Sockpuppet of an unregistered user Aug 06, 2005 ~ Marcos Malo Aug 06, 2005 ~ Ogopogo Aug 06, 2006 ~ Yvonne Aug 10, 2009 ~ Black flamingo11 Aug 11, 2005 ~ Xiao Li Aug 11, 2010 ~ Poiz Aug 12, 2005 ~ Mhaille1 Aug 14, 2005 ~ UtarEmpire Aug 14, 2006 ~ Winstanley1 Aug 14, 2009 ~ SaltyKid Aug 15, 2006 ~ Gert5 Aug 16, 2006 ~ Uamhair Aug 18, 2005 ~ Splaka Aug 21, 2006 ~ Dexter111344 Aug 21, 2005 ~ Doug Aug 22, 2005 ~ Bradaphraser Aug 23, 2007 ~ MeepStarLives Aug 24, 2005 ~ Carlos the Mean Aug 24, 2010 ~ Tonillero Aug 25, 2007 ~ Hot dog Aug 27, 2010 ~ Frosty Aug 28, 2006 ~ NXWave30 Aug 29, 2007 ~ Sawblade5 Aug 30, 2006 ~ 15Mickey20 Aug 31, 2012 ~ Sinner George

September Sep 01, 2007 ~ Moneke Sep 01, 2009 ~ Ajraddatz Sep 02, 2009 ~ Why do I need to provide this? Sep 02, 2009 ~ Gamma287 Sep 03, 2005 ~ NeoEva88 Sep 03, 2005 ~ Zombiebaron Sep 03, 2006 ~ Andorin Kato Sep 04, 2010 ~ Lollipop27 Sep 06, 2006 ~ Ace Attacker Sep 06, 2012 ~ Dannyboy1209 Sep 07, 2005 ~ BobBobBob Sep 08, 2006 ~ Gpscholar Sep 09, 2008 ~ Multiliteralist Sep 10. 2006 ~ Blkgardner Sep 11, 2006 ~ The Thinker Sep 11, 2006 ~ Zana Dark Sep 12, 2006 ~ Jedibob5 Sep 13, 2010 ~ Dancing dude Sep 14, 2005 ~ TheRealSheep Sep 16, 2012 ~ KMnO Sep 16, 2006 ~ PF4Eva Sep 17, 2005 ~ Jsonitsac Sep 20, 2005 ~ Nerd42 Sep 20, 2005 ~ Rei Sep 20, 2005 ~ One Salient Oversight Sep 23, 2012 ~ Sumone10154 Sep 25, 2007 ~ Rbpolsen Sep 26, 2005 ~ Dawg Sep 26, 2005 ~ Nintendorulez Sep 27, 2006 ~ Kwakerjak Sep 27, 2008 ~ NoNameBrand Sep 28, 2005 ~ Mandaliet Sep 28, 2010 ~ Phrank Psinatra Sep 29, 2005 ~ gwax Sep 29, 2007 ~ St. Fenix Sep 29, 2007 ~ Administrator Sep 30, 2005 ~ Naughtyned Sep 30, 2008 ~ Crazyhorse Sep 30, 2008 ~ Fishalishalish26 Sep 30, 2012 ~ Kamek98 Sep 30, 2012 ~ Leverage October Oct 02, 2008 ~ DJ Mixerr Oct 09, 2005 ~ Syndrome Oct 06, 2009 ~ Jacque grimhearse Oct 10, 2009 ~ Hiatus Hernia Oct 11, 2009 ~ Stilicho Oct 13, 2005 ~ Modusoperandi Oct 15, 2010 ~ Putthatknifedown Oct 16, 2012 ~ CDPCCNAC Oct 21, 2005 ~ MadMax2 Oct 21, 2012 ~ MagicBus Oct 22, 2005 ~ Isra1337 Oct 26, 2006 ~ Shadiac Oct 27, 2005 ~ Todd Lyons Oct 27, 2008 ~ Iwillkillyou333 Oct 28, 2009 ~ Aleister in Chains Oct 28, 2013 ~ Fridge Leprachaun Oct 29, 2010 ~ Cat the Colourful Oct 30, 2005 ~ Hinoa4 Oct 31, 2012 ~ Equilateralperil November Nov 01, 2006 ~ The-elementalist Nov 02, 2008 ~ Skillen Nov 03, 2005 ~ Wild Weasel Nov 03, 2006 ~ Braydie Nov 04, 2005 ~ Willy On Wheels Nov 04, 2011 ~ Jonny appleseed Nov 06, 2005 ~ Careax Nov 06, 2011 ~ PopGoesTheWeasel Nov 07, 2005 ~ Acid Ammo Nov 07, 2007 ~ MrN9000 Nov 08, 2005 ~ Enzo Aquarius Nov 09, 2006 ~ Faggle Nov 09, 2006 ~ Roman Dog Bird9 Nov 10, 2012 ~ Prätt_Körp Nov 11, 2006 ~ Gneomi Nov 11, 2008 ~ PsychotypeD Nov 12, 2006 ~ Strange but untrue Nov 12, 2008 ~ DrStrange Nov 13, 2005 ~ IronLung Nov 13, 2007 ~ LotofLOLS Nov 14, 2006 ~ Walter Humala Nov 15, 2008 ~ Saberwolf116 Nov 17, 2009 ~ Paul is the walrus Nov 18, 2006 ~ TheSlyFox32 Nov 20, 2010 ~ Another n00b Nov 20, 2012 ~ Fakehater Nov 21, 2005 ~ Whywhywhy Nov 23, 2007 ~ SysRq Nov 23, 2007 ~ AE Nov 24, 2011 ~ Ferric AlFerrous Nov 25, 2012 ~ Murder Frog Nov 26, 2006 ~ Knucmo2 Nov 26, 2010 ~ Bevanz24 Nov 29, 2006 ~ YouFang Nov 30, 2005 ~ Anidnmeno Nov 30, 2006 ~ Dr. Chuck December Dec 01, 2005 ~ Prettiestpretty Dec 01, 2006 ~ Gilgal1 Dec 01, 2007 ~ Orian57 Dec 02, 2005 ~ Gunny Dec 02. 2005 ~ EamonnPKeane Dec 03, 2005 ~ Kakun Dec 04, 2012 ~ Bill Melater Dec 06, 2011 ~ Comicat1 Dec 06, 2012 ~ Igotnothing Dec 06, 2011 ~ JdSoufi Dec 07, 2005 ~ Keithhackworth Dec 08, 2005 ~ Claudius Prime Dec 08, 2006 ~ Ben DeRoy Dec 09, 2005 ~ Hawthorn Peebles Dec 09, 2005 ~ Kevillips Dec 09, 2005 ~ Mahroww Dec 09, 2005 ~ Some user Dec 09, 2005 ~ Suresh Dec 10, 2010 ~ Aimsplode26 Dec 11, 2013 ~ KickAssAndGiggle Dec 12, 2005 ~ MoneySign Dec 12, 2007 ~ Mmacknight Dec 12, 2011 ~ Alpha Quintesson Dec 13, 2005 ~ Herostratus Dec 14, 2013 ~ Grockle Dec 17, 2005 ~ Lord Chutney Dec 17, 2005 ~ Sir Cornbread Dec 17, 2008 ~ Romartus Dec 18, 2006 ~ Dantoller Dec 18, 2008 ~ Noamshouseparty Dec 19, 2005 ~ Nacky Dec 19, 2005 ~ Rataube Dec 20, 2005 ~ Tompkins Dec 21, 2007 ~ Clorox Dec 22, 2006 ~ The Humbled Master Dec 26, 2006 ~ Trar23 Dec 29, 2005 ~ TD Dec 30, 2005 ~ 02barryc Dec 30, 2005 ~ Mrhuhk Dec 31, 2008 ~ Meganew

Notes

1. ~ Mhaille: "Actually I arrived in May 2005, but didn't start editing until August... :)"

2. ~ MadMax: Edited anonymously for months before being dragged kicking and screaming to the login box.

3. ~ Rangeley: First anonymous edit was actually June 25th, coincidentally his real birthday.

4. ~ Ye Olde Luke: First anonymous edit, as 68.111.167.39. First logged-in edit was 15 April 2007

5. ~ Moonzeppelin: First anonymous edit was on August 11, 2007 (what a time difference...)

6. ~ Faggle: First arrived on the site as MrMetalFLower

7. ~ MacMania: First anonymous edit on 7 Mar 2007. Also, nobody cares, but there's a MacMania over at Wikipedia that's been legitimately active since 25 April 2005. It is, in fact, me.

8. ~ Ethine: First arrived on the site as Vampiregirl. "Actually, I arrived back in December '06, was forced to make an account in '08, and didn't start doing anything until '09."

9. ~ RDB: I know I edited here anonymously for awhile, but I don't recall how far back it was. It was probably sometime before or around July 2006.

10. ~ Nachlader: First edit as Suckludus in 25th of June, 2005.

11. ~ Under user: Is awesome.

12. ~ E|M|C: Dead due to cancer.

13. ~ ColinAYB: Lurked for about 6 months before joining and doing anything.

14. ~ Lyrithya: Technically, my first logged-in edit was in July of 2009, but since I forgot about that account for about a year and made a new one, I'm going with the other one which I actually use.

15. ~ RabbiTechno: Edited as an anon I.P. 9th February 2006 before making an account.

16. ~ Black flamingo: I actually started as a registered user then slowly became an IP.

17. ~ ChiefjusticeDS: First edit as D0u91a5 in early 2008, forgot the password and got banned, went on pilgrimage, returned in the middle of 2009.

18. ~ Spike: First edited July 2nd 2009, "SpikeFromNH" from July 30th 2009, "SPIKE" from October 3rd 2009; granted current name (at the expense of a 2006 user with no edits) during the Wikia username merge in 2015.

19. ~ LLH3: Had a couple of usernames before, one got banned, the other sucked. Didn't add myself- surprised.

20. ~ HELPME: Lurked and occasionally edited anonymously for about four months before joining. I wish I knew what that IP was.

21. ~ Magic man: I was active on a different account for about 2 months. I created Magic man because I was pretty shure some one was out to get me...

22. ~ Putthatknifedown: I started reading uncyclopedia 5 years ago before I signed.

23. ~ Trar: I had another account called "M0000ARG11S" that was active from October 2006 to about early 2007. I'm sure before that account I was an anonymous lurker for at least a few months, and the biggest n00b you ever saw.

24. ~ Bevanz: I edited quite a bit as an IP, and had been reading Uncyc for years before creating my account.

25. ~ Aimsplode: Lol My first account was made sometime in 2005, but I forgot the password like a day later then completely forgot about the Uncyc. Then, in a moment of inspiration, I also forgot the username.

26. ~ Fishalishalish: Disappeared sometime around August of 2009, found passed out in a dumpster by November of 2010 and subsequently resuscitated. Also hung around this place for a while.

27. ~ Lollipop: Originally was Maniac mcpee from Sept. 4, 2010 to February 19, 2011. He closed down Maniac mcpee and became Lollipop.

28. ~ Scofield: First edit was in my userspace. Article got ICU'd when I mainspaced it, though the userspace copy still exists.

29. ~ Funnybony: Orignally was Rsbj66.

30. ~ NXWave: Got banned for 3 abusive sockpuppets of himself.

31. ~ Aimsplode: read uncyc for 2 years before joining. (Note, times two!: Changing my name to High_General_Aimsplode, just so you know). Been banned (to date) 1, 705, 122, 42 times.

32. ~ TheSlyFox: I was a reader of this site way back in 2005. If I remember right, my first ever IP edit was on VFD (back when it actually accepted votes from IPs).

33. ~ Joe9320: Got introduced two weeks earlier, and signed up thereafter....

34. ~ PuppyOnTheRadio: Stumbled in here in 2006 or '07 and made some very minor edits as an IP and then forgot it existed. Made some edits as an IP when I came back for a day or so and then finally signed up. Almost all of my IP edits were reverted though.

35. ~ Mattsnow: Was looked at suspiciously at first since he had left ED's rotting carcass behind.

36. ~ Banzaikitten: Did this site exist 9 or more years ago? I'm fairly sure I added something hilarious about marijuana when I was about 15. Now I've returned as an adult, bored in an office, to pass the time.

Chronologically

2005 Jan 05, 2005 ~ Chronarion Jan 05, 2005 ~ Nytrospawn Jan 05, 2005 ~ SilentConsole Jan 10, 2005 ~ PantsMacKenzie Jan 13, 2005 ~ UnholySauce Jan 17, 2005 ~ Flammable Feb 13, 2005 ~ 67.121.74.131 Feb 16, 2005 ~ Metaphysical Mar 02, 2005 ~ MarkHudson Mar 04, 2005 ~ TheTris Mar 08, 2005 ~ Stillwaters Mar 09, 2005 ~ Cap'n Ben Mar 09, 2005 ~ Pieclone Mar 10, 2005 ~ Rcmurphy Mar 10, 2005 ~ Paulgb Mar 10, 2005 ~ Ross McGovern Mar 10, 2005 ~ EvilZak Mar 10, 2005 ~ Machinecurse Mar 12, 2005 ~ DWIII Mar 12, 2005 ~ Algorithm Mar 13, 2005 ~ Savethemooses Mar 28, 2005 ~ RadicalX Mar 28, 2005 ~ Orion Blastar Mar 29, 2005 ~ Evice Mar 31, 2005 ~ Famine Apr 01, 2005 ~ Elvis Apr 01, 2005 ~ Slackerboy Apr 05, 2005 ~ Pantsonhead Apr 06, 2005 ~ Insertwackynamehere Apr 06, 2005 ~ Keitei Apr 09, 2005 ~ David Gerard Apr 10, 2005 ~ Jordanus Apr 12, 2005 ~ Nemmo Apr 13, 2005 ~ Volte Apr 14, 2005 ~ IMBJR Apr 14, 2005 ~ Spintherism Apr 15, 2005 ~ Ihavenolife Apr 18, 2005 ~ LeeHarveyKennedy Apr 18, 2005 ~ Abbot Vesuvius Apr 29, 2005 ~ Wyattj May 03, 2005 ~ Carlb May 15, 2005 ~ Jondel May 16, 2005 ~ Haha May 25, 2005 ~ Angela Jun 06, 2005 ~ KP Jun 11, 2005 ~ Jack Cain Jun 16, 2005 ~ Codeine Jun 25, 2005 ~ One-eyed Jack Jun 25, 2005 ~ Nachlader10 Jun 25, 2005 ~ Secludus Jun 27, 2005 ~ Rangeley3 Jul 05, 2005 ~ Hyad Jul 06, 2005 ~ DrAwesome Jul 22, 2005 ~ General Specific Jul 24, 2005 ~ Guest Jul 25, 2005 ~ Poisonous Fun Guy Aug 06, 2005 ~ Ogopogo Aug 06, 2005 ~ Marcos Malo Aug 11, 2005 ~ Xiao Li Aug 12, 2005 ~ Mhaille1 Aug 14, 2005 ~ UtarEmpire Aug 18, 2005 ~ Splaka Aug 21, 2005 ~ Doug Aug 22, 2005 ~ Bradaphraser Aug 24, 2005 ~ Carlos the Mean Sep 03, 2005 ~ NeoEva88 Sep 03, 2005 ~ Zombiebaron Sep 07, 2005 ~ BobBobBob Sep 14, 2005 ~ TheRealSheep Sep 17, 2005 ~ Jsonitsac Sep 20, 2005 ~ Nerd42 Sep 20, 2005 ~ Rei Sep 20, 2005 ~ One Salient Oversight Sep 26, 2005 ~ Dawg Sep 29, 2005 ~ gwax Sep 30, 2005 ~ Naughtyned Oct 09, 2005 ~ Syndrome Oct 13, 2005 ~ Modusoperandi Oct 21, 2005 ~ MadMax2 Oct 22, 2005 ~ Isra1337 Oct 27, 2005 ~ Todd Lyons Oct 30, 2005 ~ Hinoa4 Nov 03, 2005 ~ Wild Weasel Nov 04, 2005 ~ Willy On Wheels Nov 06, 2005 ~ Careax Nov 08, 2005 ~ Enzo Aquarius Nov 13, 2005 ~ IronLung Nov 21, 2005 ~ Whywhywhy Dec 01, 2005 ~ Prettiestpretty Dec 02, 2005 ~ Gunny Dec 02. 2005 ~ EamonnPKeane Dec 03, 2005 ~ Kakun Dec 07, 2005 ~ Keithhackworth Dec 08, 2005 ~ Claudius Prime Dec 09, 2005 ~ Hawthorn Peebles Dec 09, 2005 ~ Kevillips Dec 09, 2005 ~ Mahroww Dec 09, 2005 ~ Some user Dec 09, 2005 ~ Suresh Dec 12, 2005 ~ MoneySign Dec 13, 2005 ~ Herostratus Dec 17, 2005 ~ Lord Chutney Dec 17, 2005 ~ Sir Cornbread Dec 19, 2005 ~ Nacky Dec 19, 2005 ~ Rataube Dec 20, 2005 ~ Tompkins Dec 29, 2005 ~ TD Dec 30, 2005 ~ 02barryc Dec 30, 2005 ~ Mrhuhk

2006 Jan 07, 2006 ~ Frankenberry Grr Jan 20, 2006 ~ Frinko Jan 24, 2006 ~ Ghelae Jan 29, 2006 ~ Weri long wang Jan 31, 2006 ~ Big Brother 1984 Feb 02, 2006 ~ Jocke Pirat Feb 03, 2006 ~ Monika Feb 06, 2006 ~ So So Feb 06, 2006 ~ Uncyclopedian Feb 12, 2006 ~ Dimario Feb 15, 2006 ~ Tripod2282 Feb 17, 2006 ~ Emmzee Feb 19. 2006 ~ Vosnul Feb 21, 2006 ~ Judgement Feb 25, 2006 ~ Cainad Feb 28, 2006 ~ Lenoxus Mar 04, 2006 ~ Jonas Planck Mar 06, 2006 ~ Sejanus Mar 08, 2006 ~ Spang Mar 10, 2006 ~ Imrealized Mar 11, 2006 ~ Bloopy Mar 12, 2006 ~ Zim_ulator Mar 12, 2006 ~ Ayatollah Gurkhmeini Mar 14, 2006 ~ Witt E, Mar 22, 2006 ~ Parsat Mar 24, 2006 ~ Olipro Mar 28, 2006 ~ Colin002 Mar 30, 2006 ~ RLX Apr 02, 2006 ~ George VI Apr 06, 2006 ~ Ljlego Apr 10, 2006 ~ Thekillerfroggy Apr 11, 2006 ~ Hardwick Fundlebuggy Apr 11, 2006 ~ Composure1 Apr 19, 2006 ~ Tooltroll Apr 20, 2006 ~ Crazyswordsman Apr 22, 2006 ~ Insineratehymn Apr 26, 2006 ~ Hrodulf Apr 26, 2006 ~ Severian May 01, 2006 ~ Happy Weasel May 04, 2006 ~ Capercorn May 05, 2006 ~ Mordillo May 05, 2006 ~ Leon2323 May 18, 2006 ~ DiZ May 28, 2006 ~ Aaadddaaammm May 29, 2006 ~ CScott May 31, 2006 ~ Mrthejazz Jun 01, 2006 ~ Kingkitty Jun 02, 2006 ~ Zarbag Jun 04, 2006 ~ Benson Jun 06, 2006 ~ Hotadmin4u69 Jun 14, 2006 ~ Jamtrousers Jun 16, 2006 ~ Mr.Vib Jun 18, 2006 ~ Uncle J Jun 20, 2006 ~ Shandon Jun 20, 2006 ~ Bluto Jun 20, 2006 ~ Tshell Jun 23, 2006 ~ GHe Jul 02, 2006 ~ Procopius Jul 10, 2006 ~ Flyingfeline Jul 14, 2006 ~ No, yuo Jul 20, 2006 ~ Pocketthesaurus Jul 24, 2006 ~ Pentium5dot1 Jul 25, 2006 ~ Armando Jul 30, 2006 ~ Taydus Aug 03, 2006 ~ Bladetip Aug 06, 2006 ~ Yvonne Aug 14, 2006 ~ Winstanley1 Aug 15, 2006 ~ Gert5 Aug 16, 2006 ~ Uamhair Aug 21, 2006 ~ Dexter111344 Aug 28, 2006 ~ NXWave30 Aug 30, 2006 ~ 15Mickey20 Sep 03, 2006 ~ Andorin Kato Sep 06, 2006 ~ Ace Attacker Sep 08, 2006 ~ Gpscholar Sep 10, 2006 ~ Blkgardner Sep 11, 2006 ~ The Thinker Sep 11, 2006 ~ Zana Dark Sep 12, 2006 ~ Jedibob5 Sep 16, 2006 ~ PF4Eva Sep 27, 2006 ~ Kwakerjak Oct 26, 2006 ~ Shadiac Nov 01, 2006 ~ The-elementalist Nov 03, 2006 ~ Braydie Nov 09, 2006 ~ Faggle Nov 09, 2006 ~ Roman Dog Bird Nov 11, 2006 ~ Gneomi Nov 12, 2006 ~ Strange but untrue Nov 14, 2006 ~ Walter Humala Nov 18, 2006 ~ TheSlyFox32 Nov 26, 2006 ~ Knucmo2 Nov 29, 2006 ~ YouFang Nov 30, 2006 ~ Dr. Chuck Dec 01, 2006 ~ Gilgal1 Dec 08, 2006 ~ Ben DeRoy Dec 18, 2006 ~ Dantoller Dec 22, 2006 ~ The Humbled Master Dec 26, 2006 ~ Trar23 2007 Jan 05, 2007 ~ Matt lobster Jan 12, 2007 ~ StupidBunny Jan 18, 2007 ~ Sonic80 Jan 19, 2007 ~ Kelpan Jan 21, 2007 ~ RabbiTechno15 Jan 26, 2007 ~ Naughty Budgie Jan 28, 2007 ~ Gjohngonz Jan 30, 2007 ~ Kok108 Feb 06, 2007 ~ Heerenveen Feb 13, 2007 ~ Kip the Dip Feb 17, 2007 ~ Snail boy Feb 24, 2007 ~ Dr. Fenwick Feb 24, 2007 ~ Harmlessmassacre Feb 27, 2007 ~ Padddy5 Feb 28, 2007 ~ RAHB Mar 03, 2007 ~ Ye Olde Luke4 Mar 06, 2007 ~ An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Mar 15, 2007 ~ Randomator Mar 17, 2007 ~ Larg Mar 17, 2007 ~ MacMania7 Mar 27, 2007 ~ Boomer Mar 31, 2007 ~ Jack Phoenix Apr 02, 2007 ~ TheLedBalloon Apr 03, 2007 ~ Gufu Apr 15, 2007 ~ Ye Olde Luke Apr 17, 2007 ~ Bloroninblorchspit Apr 19, 2007 ~ Erviltnec Apr 25, 2007 ~ THEDUDEMAN Apr 26, 2007 ~ Necropaxx May 13, 2007 ~ Lambic May 14, 2007 ~ Pieface May 20, 2007 ~ Evil Jam Jun 11, 2007 ~ SunnyChow Jun 14, 2007 ~ Dr. Skullthumper Jun 16, 2007 ~ Bonner Jun 16, 2007 ~ MidwayHaven Jun 16, 2007 ~ Ryanasaurus0077 Jul 01, 2007 ~ Cajek Jul 05, 2007 ~ Under user11 Jul 09, 2007 ~ Methamphetamine! Jul 13, 2007 ~ Jesusfreak Jul 14, 2007 ~ A hog staring at a wristwatch Jul 14, 2007 ~ MrCleveland Jul 20, 2007 ~ Colin "All your base" Heaney Jul 20, 2007 ~ Mattfca Jul 21, 2007 ~ Garrett Jul 27, 2007 ~ Gerrycheevers Aug 23, 2007 ~ MeepStarLives Aug 25, 2007 ~ Hot dog Aug 29, 2007 ~ Sawblade5 Sep 01, 2007 ~ Moneke Sep 25, 2007 ~ Rbpolsen Sep 29, 2007 ~ St. Fenix Sep 29, 2007 ~ Administrator Nov 07, 2007 ~ MrN9000 Nov 13, 2007 ~ LotofLOLS Nov 23, 2007 ~ SysRq Nov 23, 2007 ~ AE Dec 01, 2007 ~ Orian57 Dec 12, 2007 ~ Mmacknight

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