Uncyclopedia:Templates/Stubs

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Generic stubs[edit]

Template Effect Comments
Stub
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This article is a stub. The article submitter may also have been the worst . You can help Uncyclopedia by being the best.
Unofficially, this is the most common form, because it's so easy to insert. It randomly displays one of three messages:
  • one calling the submitter a hack,
  • one claiming that the submitter smokes crack, and
  • one that uses the word "stub" excessively (but this one is programmed to be much less likely, presumably because it would get too annoying from overuse).
Stub2
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This article is a stub. But there's nothing funny about that............Heheheheheheheh.
Exactly what you see.
Awesomestub
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This article is awesome. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just jealous.
Exactly what you see.
Babystub
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If I were the expectant father of this Uncyclopedia entry, I'd push my wife down the stairs and tell everyone it was a miscarriage. You can help Uncyclopedia by cleaning it up.
Exactly what you see. (Ewwww...)
Incompletestub
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The author of this stub freely admits being a slacker who is too lazy to follow the idea through to its painful conclusion.
Do it yourself if you can be arsed.
 random unfinished article
Lassiestub
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This article is a toe. It has been stubbed. Please help Uncyclopedia by medicating it.
Exactly what you see.
Gamblestub
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I'll bet you $5 that this is a stub. I bet you can't make it better, but you could try.

Lazy
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Gr33n.jpgThe author of this article was feeling lazy or uncreative. Therefore this article is a stub. So fix it.
Suicide-stub
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The narrator appears to have killed himself. Please find someone that will finish the article..
Suicide stub
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The narrator appears to have killed himself. Please find someone that will finish the article..
Snub
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This article has been snubbed. Its feelings have been hurt. You can help Uncyclopedia by sleeping with it.
Um, 'kay...
Tubs
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Thsi ailrcte is a sutb. Teh alitrce sbumttier may aslo haev eben sonmikg ccark. You cna pleh Uoldyneicpca by edxpaning it.
Eltcaxy waht uoy ees.
Stubbystub
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This article is a stub. The article submitter may also have been smoking crack. You can help Uncyclopedia by expanding it.
Yodastub
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Yoda A stub, this article is. By expanding it, help Uncyclopedia you can.
As you see exactly this article is.
happystub
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Happystubpicster.jpg This article isn't happy enough. That's right! You should Teach it to be happy! I'll teach your Grandmother to suck eggs!
Exactly what you see.
StubEngrish
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What kind of article is this? It's kind of a crap! Let's improvement Uncyclopedia gives us much pleasure in the way. Do it here! Do it now!
Exactly as you see.
Randomgenstub
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It appears that this article was written by typing "cat /dev/urandom > ~/article" and uploading.
You can be help by replacing the random bits.
Exactly what you see.
Spud
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SpudThis article is a spud. You can help Uncyclopedia by eating it.
 For potato stub pages.

Stubs by category - general use[edit]

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Catstub
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Icon poop.gif This god knows what-related article is a pile of crap. The stubmitter may also have crabs. Click here to help cure crabs.

 Category name must be specified with all of these tags:
Customcatstub
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This God knows what-related article is whatever, fix it by doing something random.
 Article added to specified category
Randomstub
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This god knows what
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-related article is a smurf.
You can help Uncyclopedia by unsmurfing it.
 Try refreshing the page and see the stub change.
Relatedimagestub
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{{{4}}} This whatever-related article is a stub. You can help Uncyclopedia by doing this.
Wilde Stub
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This god knows what-related article is just crap.
I have no idea what the submitter was smoking.
I command you to rewrite this.
~ Oscar Wilde

Category-specific stubs[edit]

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Manpig
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This article was written by a man-pig. You can help Uncyclopedia and feminists worldwide by castrating the author.
Color stub
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This color-related article is black and white. You can help Uncyclopedia by adding more red and yellow.

Color or colour-related stubs only
Vagina
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This vagina-related article is a stub. You can help Uncyclopedia by stretching it.

Sexuality-related stubs only
Buttocks
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This buttocks-related article stinks. You can help Uncyclopedia by ramming it.

Sexuality-related stubs only
Penis
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(Used on) 		Sexuality-related stubs only

Meta-stubs[edit]

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Allstubs
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Sample stub. Test it by doing something random and using this template.
Aids in the creation of other stub templates. Example produced by:
{{Allstubs|Sample stub. Test it by
|doing something random|
and using this template. |}}

Instead of line breaks, though, it actually uses &nbsp right next to a colon, to produce the space.
Note that all articles with this template are added to Category:Stubs. If you don't like that, AllstubsNoCat below is a solution.


Allstubs1
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This article is a stub-like item. The article submitter may also have been doing something random while using this template.. You can help Uncyclopedia by fixing it.
This is like Allstubs in a different order. Example produced by:

{{Allstubs1|1|stub-like item
|2|doing something random
|3|while using this template.
|4|fixing it}}

but there are neither line breaks nor instances of & n b s p ; (without spaces).


Astub
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Sample stub. Test it by doing something random and using this template.

Article is auto-added to Category:Stubs
AllstubsNoCat
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Sample stub. Test it by doing something random and using this template.
 Article is not added to Category:Stubs

See also[edit]

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