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You Snooze, You Lose Tour
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There is a related article, You Snooze, You Lose, and a new (~ August 18, 2008) Wiki on the fictional band "The Remington Steelers". Apparently someone considers it a fad "which started on Uncyclopedia but now has moved on to spawn its own Wiki on Wikia." As far as I can tell the "fad" consists of a writer with the username Ryanasaurus0077. Interesting idea, and I wish him the best with it. ----OEJ 18:35, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:33, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Keep I gave it a little tidy up. It's about a real person... Not written by an idiot... OK, not supper funny, but it's OK. Might was well keep it. MrN Fork you! 19:09, Oct 4
- Keep I think the funniest part about this is how it's written, actually. Whether it's intentional or not, it just perfectly captures how a twelve year old would go about making fun of something... --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:18, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Kelp Strange thing is that is a perfectly plausible explanation for his theories. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:46, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Its not that bad. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 17:40, 5 October 2008 (UTC)
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Annual 'Lethal weapon of the year' prize
Chen Li Wang
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- Kluckill Not notable, not funny, not coherent and, soon, not here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:05, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:36, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:43, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill ... FU DJi! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:43, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Boring summary-style randomness. ----OEJ 18:21, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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- You only need to use one {{VFD}} tag DJ:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:36, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, but then Modus can be absolutely positive the community voted to delete it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:49, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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Erwin Kostedde
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- Ix-nay Works beautifully as a collection of "lol he's gay" jokes. Not so great as an article, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:53, Oct 3
- Kerkill Also, don't forget the VFD tag, Mr. Admin. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:59, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:36, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:42, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Hate-cruft; boring. ----OEJ 18:19, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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The Used
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- Kerkill Are there any good band articles? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:59, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:33, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- "To be quite honest, I have no idea what these songs are about. You listen to them. Maybe edit this to make this approved by the guys here at Uncyclopedia. But this stuff is gonna stay. Deal with it." Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:48, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:41, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. If it weren't for that commanding comment at the end, I might have actually thought about this. As is, no hope for it, delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:06, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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Missy vs Jessica Alba Feud
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- Kerkill Vanity. And stupid. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:53, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
- Bomb This article fails at life and it makes Weegee cry. --Goomba94 20:24 3 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:32, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Should have been huffed on sight. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 11:43, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Wow That was quite possibly the most modest thing I have ever read, particularly the Shawn part --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:19, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:42, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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Wurzel
Songs That Don't Have The Title In The Lyrics
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- Ix-nay. Consists of a lame introduction and a pointless list of bands and their songs without the title in the lyrics. 100% true, 0% percent funny. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:18, Oct 1
- Ummmmmm I think the writer of this article was lost. This is Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 23:21, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:30, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- delete. preserve the talk page somewhere, though...STM claims that 'coldplay rocks', which should result in him being deducted 5 features. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- These kinds of songs annoy me. This article annoys me more, though. Delete. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 3/10 19:55
- Delete, per Hyperbole. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:07, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. For sure. Eh? It's a list of facts? MrN Fork you! 09:58, Oct 4
- Delete A listless attempt at humour. Which is ironic when you see what the article is made up of. Geoffprickett 15:03, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
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Gadsden Purchase
Norway/Famous Norwegians
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- abstain for now: I'm not convinced it's pointless, especially since it is a subpage, and one analogous to a wikipedia page. It keeps the list off of the Norway page and, while it isn't great, it isn't horrible. --monika 20:38, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- The site is against lists as they are unfunny and poor writng style, just keeping them off the Norway page is not a reason for keeping them. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:42, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- Isn't that the reason we keep a list of Chuck Norris facts on their own subpage? --monika 20:55, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- I did not know that... interesting /Evil Spang plots more deletions... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:56, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
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Console War (video game)
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- Oscar Wilde says mah t3mpl4tes pwn u nub Basically sums it up. I think it may have tried to be a parody on the sales of the main consoles today... but Oscar Wilde says otherwise... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:39, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:42, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:13, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- short, unfunny garbage. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:12, Oct 3
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 19:46, Oct 3
- Delete - personally, I find the whole video game series to be awful. But just this one will do, I guess. —–Sir Heerenveen, KUN UotM RotM VFH (talk), 3/10 19:48
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The Wizbits
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- Keep. - Could have some potential - it does not feel quite crap enough — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:41, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Tis a good idea... MrN Fork you! 15:42, Oct 2
- weak keep. the idea almost elicits a groan/eye roll, but it could be decent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:09, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. - Why not add the {{idea}} template to it? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:09, Oct 3
- SAFE! What a clever play on words! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:53, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
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D: These articles with a very good idea, but poorly written are difficult as if you delete them the idea is generally forgotten. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:47, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
- This is why they have no business being on VFD, but should be tagged for rewrite or handed off to a clever community member who is good at rewrites. VFD should be used only for articles that are so bad that Jesus Christ couldn't even save them. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:55, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:36, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
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Prijepolje
Island of L'aard
Asylumia
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Comment - Enzo, remember to add {{VFD}} to nominations. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:02, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
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Robot Buddha
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- i'm from boston. it's not that big. i remain unimpressed. now if he were to have a diamond the size of, say, corpus christi, TX... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:32, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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Andi Peters
Al qaeda number three
Mothers Against Iceland
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- Delete. - Very poor towncruft, little here to redeem it and there has been little progress. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:58, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- batman. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:29, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete MrN Fork you! 18:00, Oct 1
- Kerkill The only redeeming thing is the failure template. That Dr. Zoidberg! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:16, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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Jamiroquai
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- Delete. - Very little progrees on this trully awful music article. Messy and not funny at all - The topic is dodgy, I think that it will sit in rewrite for a long time unless it is deleted and started from scratch. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:30, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 11:49, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Wow. MrN Fork you! 12:00, Oct 1
- virtual insanity. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:27, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:14, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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- Oh my...people, please. Invalid nom. No VFD template on page. DJ! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Could an exeption be made here? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:27, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Do two wrongs make a right? Bring it back in a month. Do it properly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:30, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - There has been little progress on this stubbish/random oddity. It has been repeatly vandalised since it was created in 2007, I can kind of see why, theres something more disturbed than funny about it, its kind of just "nasty" for want of a better description. I doubt anyone will miss this. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:13, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. I thought it was predictable and boring. And underdeveloped. ----OEJ 15:36, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:05, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
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French Foreign Chronicles
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- Delete. - Single 2007 author, badly written, little progress, The topic lends itslef to be started again from scratch. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:51, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. This is utter garbage. Random, incoherent, badly written. ----OEJ 15:40, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 21:52, Sep 29
- r1rurubv4wuth wiru43wub24ugbethgbf. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:55, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
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James Wan
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- Delete. - very poor article, little to work from, listy and pointless. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:37, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Sycamore said it, but add meme-y for the Oscar Wilde crap. ----OEJ 15:42, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 21:53, Sep 29
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:56, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:54, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
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Echo & the Bunnymen
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- Delete. - Great band, shame about this bizzare Donnie Darko thread being followed here. Badly written/random and not really a great place to work from. No point putting it in rewrite. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:38, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:16, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- Aw... When I see an article badly written about a good band, it hurts me on the inside. And when I see a badly written article on a good movie and band, well... someone else might die. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:52, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 13:53, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
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Kenny Rogers
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- Delete. Largely the work of two authors who have worked tirlesly o make this even more crap then when it was first created. In my opinion it is too random and this article is too poor that it will serve as worthwhile topic to have or a starting point for even the best writer — Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:30, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete: As per Sycamore; random with added meme content. Bleah. ----OEJ 15:37, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete: Bah. Didn't work out like how I thought it would. Tried to rewrite but still unfunny. Bomb away! --Just!n 23:03, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Righto, then. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:28, 28 September 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Lengthy, pointless and nothing worth worth keeping There has been little progrees n any kind of improvement. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:48, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- ...who? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:49, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. "Born in God's womb" my pustulent arse. ----OEJ 15:34, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 19:10, Sep 27
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- Keep It's actually not a real University, but a commonly used word. "Most degrees at Oxbridge last for 3 years, although some, such as chronology, last for significantly longer, and some, such as gullibility, last for no time at all" The author has some skills and I think it just needs a tidy up... Which I will do. MrN Fork you! 07:36, Sep 27
- weak keep - as per MrN9000's cleanup — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:29, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. per Syc Le Cejak • <19:20, 27 Sep 2008>
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* Delete. - Very poor University article, little scope for improvment. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:46, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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Kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:10, Sep 28
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Sin City
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- Delete. - Written arund the time of the popular fims release, not funny, poorly written etc. More a a fan piece than a satirical article. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:22, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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- Del. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:51, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- D1337 As much as I love Sin City IRL...I lack the initiative or time to do a rewrite. Kill it. Chocolate Rain 00:02, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
- Delete MrN Fork you! 07:31, Sep 27
- Delete. Boring. ----OEJ 15:31, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Poor University article, little to work from, and very poor throughout. It seems like an idea to start from scratch. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:08, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:13, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. MrN Fork you! 17:37, Sep 24
- Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:47, 24 September 2008 (UTC)
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Parazitii
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- Well, really. If a template isn't funny, it should at least be useful. This is neither. --L 12:52, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- This template is about webcomics. Please delete it. pillow talk 17:26, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:48, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Unfunny, and stupid. Delete. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 20:03, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Webcomics are shit. This is, too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:06, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- Do what the template says and delete it. (If a poopsmith is quick, there will be no more sarsages again.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:16, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
- sarsages MrN Fork you! 20:21, Sep 19
- sarsages? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:55, 19 September 2008 (UTC)
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