Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 16

November 16: The Solution Is in Your Hands Day

• 1532 - The Inca Empire decides to convert themselves to Christianity when the emperor receives a message from God in the form of a large bribe.
• 1536 - Inca warriors land in Spain and begin converting it to a Christian country.
• 1776 - American Revolutionary War: Hessian mercenaries capture Fort Washington from the New England Patriots. Startled revolutionaries say, "what the fuck is a Hessian?"
• 1846 - The letters "æ, ø, å" are invented by Emily Dickinson. She states that she needed a little time off and that she was really bored in the 19th century.
• 1904 - John Ambrose Fleming invents the vacuum tube. The vacuum tube makes possible electronics and early computers, and it is therefore considered a major advance over the tube full of air.
• 1915 - Albert Einstein solves the problem of Uncyclopedia's many inconsistencies and contradictions, which scientists had been trying to solve for centuries. His theory states that in fact space-time is inconsistent, and Uncyclopedia simply follows a geodesic line through it.
• 1920 - Qantas, the national airline of Australia, is registered as an air carrier. The first Qantas airliners are Douglas DC-3s equipped with a pouch on the underside to carry passengers.
• 1960 - Clark Gable passes away. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
• 2001 - Elmo (pictured) goes on a killing spree, attacking and consuming 4923 children attending a Sesame Street convention.
• 2002 - The First Kandahar International Film Festival is held. All filmmakers in attendance are hanged afterwards as heathens.
• 2005 - The 100th anniversary celebration of the Feast of Saint Bukkake is cancelled after the star of the feast declares "I'm full"!
• 2006 - Paris Hilton... bukkake... Ah, this is just too easy, in my eyes.