UnNews:Unknown User declared bat fuck insane

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1 February 2007

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On the first Reefer Thursday, in the year 33AD, zim_ulator took holy bong hits from peasant stoners as he rode into Jerusalem on the back of a raptor.

UNCYCLOPEDIA, the interweb -- An unknown Uncyclopedia user was declared to be bat fuck insane today, and was ordered to add the bat fuck insane template onto his user page by the cabal. The decision was reached when some user listened to the Woodchuck articles audio, read by the unknown user, and promptly swallowed his 32 kilo mixed-breed dog, Evelyn (A Modified Dog), whole.

Psychic surgeons at Lowell General Hospital worked feverishly to restore the dog to its pre-swallowed state, to some avail. Some user declined to be interviewed as his mouth had been stretched so far as to make proper speech impossible for at least a month.

Whomever these users are, they're in big trouble, and they'd better stop smoking that stuff if they know what's good for them.

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