UnNews:Terrorist: All Your Hotels are Belong to Us.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2025, 08:13:59 (UTC)

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Do we really know who set us up the hotel bomb?

Mumbai: 28 November 2008

In A.D. 2008
Terrorism was beginning.

Manmohan Singh: What happen ?
Police Chief: Somebody set up us the hotel bomb.
RAW Commando: We get signal.
Manmohan Singh: What !
RAW Commando: Main Television turn on.
Manmohan Singh: It's you !!
Deccan Mujahideen: How are you gentlemen !!
Deccan Mujahideen: All your hotel are belong to us.
Deccan Mujahideen: You are on the way to destruction.
Manmohan Singh: What you say !!
Deccan Mujahideen: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Deccan Mujahideen: Ha ha ha ha ...
RAW Commando: Prime Minister !!
Manmohan Singh: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Manmohan Singh: You know what you doing.
Manmohan Singh: Move 'ZIG'.
Manmohan Singh: For great justice.