UnNews:Secret Republican memo leaked out
| Straight talk, from straight faces | ✪ | UnNews | ✪ | Thursday, November 21, 2024, 14:21:59 (UTC) |
| Secret Republican memo leaked out | 
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29 August 2008
DENVER, Colorado - The McCain think tank came up with several quick reactions to the Barack Obama speech tonight. UnNews was able to pick up a secret memo distributed to every literate Republican within minutes after the close of the speech. We were in doubt first whether it's ok to publish this top secret material, but since every Republican within reach of a microphone is obviously following this script, it cannot be regarded as secret anymore and at the same time the authenticity of the text is confirmed. Here's the text:
| About | What to say | Caveats and explanations |
| Obama's speech tonight | Same old stuff... No substance... No specifics | Don't mention the 29 specific points of change he mentioned, or his explanation of how he would pay for them |
| Democrat convention | Big show, nothing new, over-scripted, over-produced, over-done | We have to say this because we won't be able to put on anything nearly as spectacular |
| Obama | has no experience | keep quiet about the fact that his experience parallels Abraham Lincoln's, and that he has about the same qualifications and experience in Federal Government than even our hero George W. Bush <all hail> had when we were saying how qualified he was.(And look at all the good he's done) |
| General | we're going to say that they had to put on a big show because they have nothing else to offer. And don't forget our buzz-words (desperate - empty suit - Muslim - Terrorist - Racist) | never mind that they're not true, some people believe them - and we need those votes... desperately. And remember, it is THEY who are trying to divide America |
Keep spreading it around and some of it is bound to stick. Victory at any cost (truth, integrity, humanity).
Good luck!
Regards,
2008 Committee to reelect Bush/Cheney/McCain
Karl Rove
Jerome R. Corsi
James Dobson
William O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
Swiftboat Veterans for "Truth" (stifle your laughter!)
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