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UnNews:Obama plays golf, as the nation falters
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| Obama plays golf, as the nation falters | 
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20 April 2010
According to several well informed sources, Obama recently played golf after cancelling his trip to Poland. But, it doesn't end there. Apparently, he's already played golf eight more times than Bush did his whole term!
Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, or even us, "Why is this a big deal?" Well it is. And here's why: Obama could have been creating jobs instead.[1] Only a radical or a communist plays golf when they could be creating jobs. This is just more evidence that Obama is the most radical president we've ever had.
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- ↑ Sean Hannity actually said this on his show last night