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9 July 2006
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Ambassador Bowie, prior to makeup application and wearing traditional
English costume.
EARTH, the Solar System -- United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan announced today that David Bowie would be appointed Ambassador to talks with the Martian delegation. Life on Mars was recently discovered by NASA's Global Surveyor. Annan stressed Bowie's experience with spiders, and level-headedness during tense negotiations with Major Tom. Bowie affirmed he would keep his electric eye on the Martians and, should discussions escalate, had no qualms about putting his raygun to their heads.
