Talk:My Chemical Romance

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Oi, you pricks! We are well aware that this page has nothing to do with the band. If you don't get the joke, take a step back, take an aspirin, and read the title. Then read the article. Then read the title again. If you still don't understand, just go over here and leave well enough alone.

MCR fans

Do you not know what Uncyclopdeia is? Learn to take a fucking joke, everything on this page is fake, so just shut up. Gopherbassist 04:17, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

WTF?

What the hell happened to the old page it was funny as, i love my chemical romance but i still like reading the funny things people write about

OMGGgg kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

HAHAHA LERN TO CHEMISTIE

omg noob, the said chemical is a carboxylic acid, and since one O atom has a double bond it must not be displayed as CF3CO2H , it is actualy CF3COOH !!!! see?! the two Oxygen atoms are INDEPENDANT. I hope someone gets fired for that mistake!

I believe you are thinking too hard. Please go somewhere where your talents will be appreciated. --Ekashp 17:05, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

That fixes this train-wreck of a page

Finally a page to be proud of. Trollslayer

This page still sucketh more than I do. Man in the Ceiling

Not possible, asshat. Trollslayer

It would seem you do not know how much I suck. I daresay I should meet you in your ceiling and you can find out. Man in the Ceiling 23:07, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

It's obvious you suck more than Paris Hilton with a turbo attachment. Trollslayer

infinetly superior is my sucking. Man in the Ceiling 23:09, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for getting the page back to normal, who ever did it. 58.179.16.219 10:44, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

normal is relative, and if it weren't, i'd say it was a fallacy. Man in the Ceiling 23:09, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Fuck you all. You need to go to hell.

I hate you. Whoever made this probably sucks cock themselves. Seriously, how can you insult such an awesome band like that? You're probably just low-lives who have nothing better to do than insult people for a living. I bet you even know how to jerk off & type your 2 cents in this really gay website at the same time. You seriously have issues. I mean, yeah, maybe you were trying to be "funny", but (I'm very sorry to inform you)you're not. Please, don't ever insult my very awesome band like that ever ever again. Because by doing that, you insult all of their fans. And you don't want to insult their fans. Especially seeing how I'm one of them because I will be sure to seek you out & kick your ass personally. Got it? Like I said before, leave us all alone & go where you belong: hell. Thank you.--71.229.42.249 13:13, 27 December 2006 (UTC)A Very Upset Fan 27Dec06

I wrote some of it, and yes I do (myself) just happen to suck cock :-D. Don't get so uppity, its meant as satire, it uses exaggerations based on given stereotypes about the band and its fanbase. I wrote most of it, and believe it or not, they are my favorite band. A few people have told me its funny, and apparently it seems not so much on this talk page, but do you really think you could create much humor to it if you weren't utilizing common stereotypes and accusations? If you let yourself be indiscriminate of the supposed "insults" in the name of humor, and just see it for what it is, maybe you'd find it funny. Or, maybe you'd find it stupid, but still wouldn't go into a seering hateful rage over it. --AhhDiddums 05:19, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Duddddeeeeee....It's called democracy...just because your head over heels inlove with My chem, doesn't mean we like them. And even if we do like, this is UNCYCLOPEDIA and people have the right to express all opinions and points of view no matter how...er interesting. And if we are such a bunch of cock suckers, what are you doing here. We have all the right to express opinions without some 12 year old skater punk thinking he can stop free speach just because he's had the hots for a band or something! Now go and express your democracy hating nazi book burning somewhere else and let use have our free speach!--58.179.8.138 05:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Ha, "awesome band". I've been laughing at that non stop for four hours, and I'm finally taking a break to post this worthless comment. Roman Dog Bird 06:20, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...I love My Chemical Romance and I think this page is hilarious. It's KIDS like you who are ruining this band. They take the piss out of 9/11 on Uncyclopedia, what the fuck do you expect??!?! It's funny! So shut up! I thought the Billy Corgan bit was genius. He does indeed have an un natural obbsesion with the baldy guy from Smashing Pumpkins. :D So you just learnt something.

To: Whiny, complaining whores

That was hilarious. To the whiny whores who are pissed, this is uncyclopedia WTF did you expect. We are here to make fun of anything so calm your nuts.

Sorry to interrupt this argument... as it is VERY amusing to read... But yeah come on guys... its SATIRE! Stop taking it so personally! I think Mcr are an awesome band... but this page is HILARIOUS! And I was actually pretty gutted when whoever it was changed it to something completely unrelated the other day. So glad its been changed back... makes me cry with laughter every time!

Get a sense of humour please! Im sure any one of the My Chem guys would read this and love it!!!--Disenchanted-Rose 18:50, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Attention: emo trolls on this talk page

Go back to a certain website you know very well and then go slit your wrists. --GAMESPOT=666 05:47, 28 December 2006 (UTC) Cock goes where?

Eh?

What happened to the old page? The old page was funny, and didn't take the piss out of a GREAT band! Now the page sucks. Btw, Gamespot666? Shut the hell up. Im an emo, I do no, I repeat -->DO NOT<-- slit my wrists, and I dont have a myspace page. So go to hell.

ooooh, an emo! I am so scared! Seriously, you shut up. All emos slit their wrists, because "Life is all pain and darkness", and all emos have a MySpace, because they can't make any friends in the real world. And sign your posts, you coward. --GAMESPOT=666 00:16, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Guymandude, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, don't fuck with the knobs. Meaning, leave others posts alone. (not that I agree with his crude point) Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 05:40, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Emos DO NOT SLIT THERE WRISTS!!!

I dont know an emo who slits there wrists.I should know.Sliting wrists were started by that Green Day music video.MY CHEMICALL ROMANCE IS AWESOME!!!, And the Gerald page was deleted{I voted against it}.So please STFU

Dude, learn to spell their name first. :-D --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:42, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

STOP FUCKING WHINING. Its a SATIRICAL website... and sometiems it does attempt humor at the expense of those who might be fans (They're actually my favorite band, but I... oh my God... I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!). Its going to try and be funny, and if you just look at it generally and stop taking it so personally, you might even find it funny (or not, but you probably wouldn't cry about it.). Cheer up, emo kid. AhhDiddums 01:19, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

"Sliting wrists were started by that Green Day music video." Man in the Ceiling lawls at this. Actually, wrist slitting was invented by Harry Potter, in the third book. Just thought you ought to know. Man in the Ceiling 00:43, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Im Not whinning about the article,Im just mad about people beliving the stuff on this website.Im just proving the point that emos do not realy slit their wrists,You can write whatever you want I dont care.I found the Gerald Way was of topic and needed real Humor.Stop Freaking out!!!You Know its not a joke anymore when people say "Burn Emos" in my face.Im not mad at the article!The article is very funny and would be a war crime to delet it.Your right,this website was made to get people mad and this shouldnt get to me.Im just saying... -Prinz Eugen 12:51pm 01/21/07.

PS-You dont have to be so hostel.

I don't assume that you aren't mad about it... but why are you going to let what people think about a band upset you, especially to the point where you're going to bitch about it on a page like this? I'd say its whining.

Not a joke when people say "burn emos"? It could be... anything can me made into a joke, like George Carlin said, the key is where the exaggeration is. If they do it without attempting to be humorous thats different, but thats not what this site is.

I probably shouldn't have been so hostle, you're right. BUT... you did tell me to shut the fuck up ("STFU"). So there was already a small level of hostility brewing within the convo that was forming. Though I'll try and be a little more chill. Sorry bout that - AhhDiddums 08:09, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

I know emos don't slit there wrists, they slit their wrists! Maybe if you learned to spell people would listen to you.--Nightmare975 19:51, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

WTF,This happened on the IMDB message boards I DONT MEAN TO GET YOU MAD!!!!!!! You should know when to Stop the Posting when the fight is over, Just stop!!!!

....er....."Im just mad about people beliving the stuff on this website"...Ok Prinz....if i ever find someone sooo stupid they believe this than i'll give you a cookie...but i doubt there is

Where the fuck did the Gerald Way page go?

I thought it was funny...did the grue eat it?

• Yeah where did it go? I never got to see it! Bahhh... --Disenchanted-Rose 18:52, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Err yeah, a grue, sure. (that's a great excuse) —Braydie at 22:28, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

IT WAS THE COMMIES!

Communists believe in the equality of all articles! A true commie would never delete an article! He would only make them equally substandard! --Man in the Ceiling 14:54, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES!!!

It seems somebody huffed it.

Who is Bert McCracken?

Kelly Osbournes bitch?

Lead singer of the used. - AhhDiddums 01:20, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I thought the used had died or something.

I wish they would.

Amen, brother.

RE Who is this Bert McCracken

A drugged up loser who disapeared after Gerald stopped doinng drugs

he he he

dude do you know music?

you poor poor uninformed person!MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS TOP IN FUSE!stay informed, they are NOT emo!they seem like it in the music videos, but not in real life. watch MTV and see what you learn. Never make something like this again. you can't anyway. THIS ISNT A WEBPAGE TO EXPRESS HATE OVER BANDS!IF YOU WANT TO BOTTLE THEM, TELL THAT TO THEM YOURSELFS! and what do you know about emo people? THEY HAVE FRIENDS!!THEY MIGHT EVEN NOT BE EMO!who ever keeps on retaliating with the cursing and insulting comments, keep it to yourself --Guymandude 01:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

You are right, it is not a page to express hate. But it is a page to express satire, as are all the other pages on this website. To those with no sense of humor, like yourself, it may come off as offensive... but its intent is to attempt to be funny. Sometimes humor can come at the expense of things we like, if you look at it lightheartedly as what it is - satire, a joke. Satire plays off of, and exaggerates, stereotypes... which this article tries to do. This isn't Wikipedia (thank god), so don't take it so damn seriously. I love MCR, but that doesn't stop me from being silly about them. Chill the fuck out. -- AhhDiddums 21:13, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Who is David Thorpe?

???

http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/ sleepygamer 03:01, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

pride parade

don't change that, you nazis. if you don't know what the pride parade is, i shall divulge. in canada... the place with the igloos... yeah? there's a parade. the pride parade. gay people take over the "capital" toronto and wear flamboyant "clothes", and homophobes cower under their beds. Man in the Ceiling 01:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Nazis? Bit of an extreme comparison, no? - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 03:14, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Blame Seinfeld...Man in the Ceiling 00:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

NEW BIG THING JUST SO YOU KNOW

New MCR music video, but its only on there myspace page{Its I dont Love You}.Just felt I should put that out there. User:Prinz Eugen

I am a most masterful stalker. The chipped nailpolish looks premeditated. Wonder who Gerard paid to chew his nails...Man in the Ceiling 02:36, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

• Ahahaa Id do it anyday! --Disenchanted-Rose 18:53, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Why are all the band articles full of shity gay jokes?Loby dosser 04:02, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Because people haven't taken enough vitamin lsd to think of any funnier way of attacking them. Man in the Ceiling 23:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

This just in, Emo kids lack a sense of humor!! Go end your "empty and meaningless" lives you attention whores! ;D --Disenchanted-Rose 18:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Ahhh I disagree. I am kinda emo... and love mcr... but the old article (dunno what happened to it- someone messed it up) made me laugh SO MUCH! Its immense!

Who fucked this page up? It's the wikipedia article! I would know because I spend most of my time fucking up wikipedia articles. --Disenchanted-Rose 18:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC) Yeah who did? Retards.

Sexiness is like a cow, vanished inside, the veins are powerful, and when you least expect it, a flying magic donkey takes a shit on your cup of coffee, and when you drink it, Willy Wonka appears in front of you, wearing silly earrings and dancing like Michael Jackson.

30

Gerard Ways birthday today{April 9 07}

-another reason why it'll be even creepier when you slip some rohypnol into his drink have consentual statuatory rape with him.Man in the Ceiling 21:33, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Rewrite Needed But Edit Page Locked?

Do I smell a contradiction here? How are we supposed to rewrite the damn thing if we can't even edit it.

Only users that have been registered for over 4 days can edit this. If you wish to create an account, simply click here and create one. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

BTW, who got rid of the Gerard Way page, and why? That page and this are fucking cursed, I say...Jorb Is A Four Letters Word 00:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

• if you mean cursed, then you mean cursed with fans with no sense of humour. zing. Man in the Ceiling 16:38, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

• You mean "Oh, zing", right? lol. I believe that page was deleted because fans were complaining. I, myself, really liked that page and I'm really going to miss it. I just feel like rewriting it... =(

-- Katmandu 21:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

• unfortunately: a)i meant zing. b)that article wasn't very funny. Someone, someday, may rewrite and it may be funny... then some retarded 12 year old fan will cry and ruin it... oh the life cycle of an uncyclopedia article..Man in the Ceiling 23:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

To all the people currently writing on this discussion

Seriously- get over yourselves im sure if mcr read this they would laugh you guys are gay fags who need to get a life and realise sterotypes are just a GENERALIZATION. not an exact specification on every person who wears black pants and eyliner

• i think you need to relax. and i'm sure if mcr read this, they would probably pretend to think it was immoral, childish and in need of a rewrite. But proabably laugh anyways. Man in the Ceiling 16:48, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

• eh i guess that was a litle harcore lol

yeah i was just making a point about the weird things people write about emos

• and i was just bored and wanting to rant.Man in the Ceiling 18:31, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

• rantings fun. especially when people dont know what the hell you are going on about. ahaha. yes. but my chem are awesome. however kill all the 12 year old girls who think they are fans xD

• HAHAHA how funny! Yeah I think if any one of mcr were to read the old unedited version of the article they would love it! Its awesome! --Disenchanted-Rose 18:41, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

re: usage of following words: emo, fag, gay.

Much like your mom jokes, chuck norris facts, and a hella lot of other shit that goes down on this site, the words emo, fag, gay, and anything pertaining to such words should probably be used sparingly. They kind of lose their effect if they're used every sentence. Unless you're 12. Man in the Ceiling 23:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Stop being emo, fag. You're gay. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 02:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I'm a hermaphrodite, so, technically not gay. You seem to have further proved my point. Man in the Ceiling 00:22, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Ah, the grating annoyance of sarcasm flying right past a logician's head. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 21:44, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

OMG IHATE U GAY EMO FAGS --76.202.210.251 00:16, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I like this IP.--Ekashp 00:46, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Danzig and Rollins Vs. Emo

I say we turn that into the next meme. I'm too lazy to write it, but on the emo article, it already talks about it, so it would fit.Coxxx

w00t

I love MCR very much but this site is quite possibly better. This article is GREAT. =D I was laughing all the way through. To the whoevers who made it...genious. Or is it just my immature sense of humor that finds it so funny?

Me being someone with an immature sense of humor, I'd say it might be both haha. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]}

Probably. And to the whiny emo fags - Get a freakin' sense of humor, stop taking things so personally and learn to laugh at yourself. Sheesh.

To the ass wipes who made this page

You knew the hate was coming so stop fucking complaining!! We (the MCR fans)won't just fucking sit here and let you do this to us. Go find something you can actually afford to make fun of. We are gonna fuck your page up so bad... Hey, why did you do this in the first place? To make yourself feel better? To get a bunch of us pissed off so you could feel superior? Or were you really trying to be funny? Because you're really not. Sorry to tell ya! My advice would be stop while your behind. I'll be back and with many more people to fuck up your page. Yeah laugh at this all you fucking want to. Tell me how wrong I am. I fucking dare you. Its not really gonna effect me, so knock yourselves out! I don't slit my wrists or any other shit you wanna say I do. So go ahead and respond to this like the fucking low-life's you are. Keep on laughing. Losers.

You know, you emos take shit way too seriously. RabbiTechno 17:20, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Dude, don't take it so personally. It's a band. For FUCK'S sake.

I think the writer of this comment failed to comprehend one serious point. This article is largely written by fans. No arbitrary hateful user, (unless they are of hipster origin)would really be capable of writing that piece of shit. To second commentator, nice pun... Man in the Ceiling 22:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Nobody can take a joke anymore... it's so emo. Katmandu 19:45, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Actually little girl/boy/tranny/emo who wrote that "We the MCR fans won't just sit there and let you do this to us" you are full of crap. Why get worked up over a page that is supposed to be funny and satyrical, just because in your personal opinion this is a good band? I love MCR but this is my favorite Uncyclopedia page. If you fuck up the page, it will be fixed. And you know? It's not really going to do anything to bitch about someone's article because it won't do shit, and it won't go away. So instead, learn to laugh at things even if they're at things that you like, instead of being a pussy emo who looks for things to whine about. Or go listen to your As I Lay Wanking CD and write awful Vogon-like poetry about how hard life is for you and it's all our fault.

holy shit

damn you MCR fans get worked up. This aint no wikipedia here, what do you expect, for us to be nice about this band? Plus, they suck anyway. If you don't like it, no one be forcing you to come to this website. I would also like to comment on the guy who said that the people who write the articles on this site are a bunch of lowlifes who waste their lives making fun of people. Because, actually, I think that indeed HE is the one who is wasting his life by NOT making fun of people. Its just soo fun!

P.S. these people slit their wrists. Someone friggin unprotect this page so I can make fun of them. I'll rewrite this sucky article from top to bottom. Face it, this article sucks balls, guys. I'd say delete-and-redo.

• Yeah I agree... but how do you edit this new one?

This rewrite will never last, but it should

After all, I've written a VFH'ed article. I am awesome. --Nakedman 13:27, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

this article lacks the stupidity of the previous one... but it also lacks much the bashing that MCR (though mostly the fans) deserve. Man in the Ceiling 23:40, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Where the hell does this article actually mention the band? Fans come on Uncyclopedia, search their favorite band hoping to read something funny, and they find something completely non-related to it.

Thank you very much you dumbass. Katmandu 15:23, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

No they don't. They come on, look up the band, get annoyed because they don't understand humour and vandalise the page, the little buggers! :) RabbiTechno 18:35, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• Ahh no! Not ALL emos... I for one LOVED the old article- it was hilarious. And I was pretty pissed off when someone killed it. I wish someone would change it back...--Disenchanted-Rose 18:44, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Having just checked the old one, yes, I agree. Can't go against opular consensus however - the new version seems preferred by most. Ah well. RabbiTechno 18:57, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• How did you check the old one? I want to print it out or something... its class.

And am I just being really retarded herre? I dont understand the relevance of any of the re write. --Disenchanted-Rose 19:01, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

• I loved the old article. Change it back change it back! =[ Or does anyone have a copy of the old one? This one isn't as funny at all.

Ooooh someones changed the beginning again...

Don't make this a frankenarticle. It has its coherence, so you shouldn't simply barge in and add unrelated immature dumbarsery to it. If it really hurts you being too dumb to understand this, start a My Chemical Romance (Band) and see if you manage to make it survive. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 23:19, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Also, we don't need necessarily to talk about the real thing when making an article here. This is not wikipedia and, in this particular case, unfortunatelly everybody knows what the hell we were supposed to be talking about. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 23:27, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

• But what ARE you talking about? Romeo and Juliet? Sciencey stuff? I dont understand it. Sorry if i thought that an article about My Chemical Romance would be just that (and what everyone thought it would be)- an article about the band. Not some random unrelated nonsense.--Disenchanted-Rose 19:04, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I told you all: start the other article and let us see what you can do. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 19:05, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Another stuff: notice that it draws part of its humor from frustration from not seeing a line about the band. This is also a very ironic between-the-lines comment about the real importance of My Chemical Romance (Band). -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 19:20, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

• Okay I get the irony... but it is annoying. yeah I found the original My Chem article and have posted it ... hoping someone will improve it. sorry if I pissed you off. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Disenchanted-Rose (talk • contribs)

If I have pissed one person off, then my work here is done and I consider it a total success. My main man up there is right. Just read the logs and discussion board for this article, it was worthless as it was. It would just go back and forth and back and forth between fans praising the band (in a not funny way) and emo jokes (also not funny). The humor... erm... "humour?"... is from the frustration of people not seeing their black fingernail paint jokes, but instead getting a smart-ass overly-literal article. I think. Or maybe I was just being stupid. --Nakedman 12:27, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

• Uhhh yeah... I like the irony of it. And you certainly succeeded! Hahaha... the My Chemical Romance (Band) page needs work... I just started it off so someone would continue it... --Disenchanted-Rose 08:24, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

For making two years of painful chemistry classes worth it. Seriously, "I felt like I was being dissolved by a 1-molar solution... of passion!" That just redeemed me in a big way. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Yes thank you very much. Absolute gold. For anyone with a love of both Mills and Boon and Chemistry (hmmm-sounds like a personal add-like pina colades as well?). Laughed myself stupid (not hard). --Sick Monkey 12:48, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I loved this page, fantastic job! Jimmy94 23:09, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

my words exactly! i wish i was this creative. 76.193.190.48 22:18, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

This is...

...quite possibly, the best article ever. Thank you, whoever wrote it. You mad, mad genius(es), you. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:54, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

A person like me and a carboxylic acid with three electronegative fluorine atoms?

Pure Genius. XD

Article vs. Talk

Wow, the article is in itself one of the best I've read on Uncyclopedia. It seems my years of chemistry have paid off as well. But I think that this talk page should in itself be nominated for featured article! It's been trolled to no extent by those who have no sense of humour.

Euroipods --Ekashp 14:16, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I agree. I laughed at least as much as at the whiny fans at at the article.

All you dumb dumb fucks that think

Band Intelligence

All you dumb dumb fucks look up your emo music and DON'T compare ROCK to Emo! My Chem are ROCK and Gerard is inspired by Queen (he has mention many times)! Seriously "Alesana", "Silverstein" and "Eyes Set to Kill" kick My Chem up the arse in terms of screaming. ITS JUST FRIGGIN SCENE FASHION FOR MY CHEM AND COSTUME!!! MY CHEM IS JUST ROCK!

No offense to My Chem fans (or Emos) and LOOK EMOS IS WHAT PEOPLE CHOOSE TO BE SO STOP CONDEMNING PEOPLE JUST LIKE GOTHS, sXe or other Alts as well as Emos. ANYONE THAT MOCKS EMO OR OTHERS IS WHINING IN PAIN FOR SELF VALUE CAUSE THEY CAN'T BE COOLER (but hey being A BULLY NORM HURTS DON'T IT)!!!

--Jacitb 23:42, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

I thought I'd just like to add...

...my dad likes MCR. Ya. I don't -think- he's emo. Or... is he...?

O.O OMG! EMO DAD! (new meme) sleepygamer 03:08, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

DEMO AD! Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 03:49, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Band Award

<3 .talk.work.?pedia.$A_{ward}^{waits}$

Hydrochloric is real, this acid isn't

So fix IT!

The grammar/realism POLICE:)

From Pee

Oh why hello there good sirs and m'ams, I rewrote this terrible, terrible article that has been long tagged for a rewrite, and even more recently for a strong rewrite, blowing up what existed before and replacing it with the new. With the friendly advice of User:HerrDoktor I was advised to bring it here in an attempt to mayhaps see if the new version deserves some lasting power to give it some form of community acceptance that the article should be more like this, and less like a string of tired emo jokes. He also advised a Template:Recent thingie, but I seem to be unable to do that either because A) I am stupid or B) a giant cabal of rogue admins is personally set to destroy me! Hrm... logic would tell me it would be A, but my heart is telling me B.

The rewrite is done in the style of terrible internet romance fanfiction... but with the power of SCIENCE! --Nakedman 18:03, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Humour:	8	Funny enough to get featured apparently... I don't like it. That is why I voted against it getting featured. I think it would have been funnier if you wrote about how it made you an emotional-wreck about how it just left you after that night, but whatever...
Concept:	7	Pretty creative way to twist that crappy band's name into a completely different.
Prose and formatting:	8	This was extremely well-written(doesn't mean I find it funny, though...)
Images:	5	The two pictures go with it. I didn't think they were funny.
Miscellaneous:	7	I don't like it, but it is apparently good enough to be featured.
Final Score:	35
Reviewer:	--Dexter111344 22:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

My Chemical Romance(Band)

Perhaps someone should make them a band article so we get the fans to stop bitching. I mean I like MCR just as much as them but they cant take a F*kin joke, you know cause I think its the fact that this is a chemisty page and not a band that they are getting pissed(Not sure why thats offensive). Whos with me on this one? XXxChriscorexXx 14:44, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

• It used to be a band page but there was even more bitching.

Flash Point

Hold on, the flash point is -3 degrees C!!! So wouldn't it be ignited at the start??

xD

This article has absolutely nothing to do with the band lol. 90.199.56.252 09:57, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Just one question

How exactly did you make love to the trifluoroacetic acid? The description in the article's rather confusing. --Scofield & Friends 10:48, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

i get the joke but it isn't funny.

It isn't funny at all- it is a crap pun, not satire. - Jesus

Oh shit. It's Jesus! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:34, 18 October 2011

Hey

Is this almost scientifically accurate? --Mr. Irish6348 MUN (talk) 23:59, October 19, 2017 (UTC)

I am sure it is. We have the best UnScientists to check those sort of things here. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:19, October 20, 2017 (UTC)