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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/September 9
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September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids a.k.a. The Strongest Day
- 9 CE - Cirno is born.
- 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
- 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
- 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
- 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy. Again.
- 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that? Not as much as the birth of Clinton Fisk.
- 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, glass saucer, and a glass eye.
- 1850 - California is admitted into the USA, admittedly.
- 1944 - Bulgaria is
occupiedliberated by Soviet troops. - 1962 - Triffids land in Cornwall. Their penchant for BDSM quickly earns them elevation to the peerage as they eat their way through Wales and the West Country.
- 1967 - The spork is invented. Clueless types starve by the thousands trying to use it as a knife.
- 1971 - Triffids help to elect a giant gherkin as prime minister; it will stand over and oversee London forever.
- 1976 - Mao Tse Tung passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
- 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
- 2009 - Being 9/9/09, Upside-Down Satan appears, only to shortly die of spinal injuries.
- 2999 - Cirno reaches full power to become the strongest of all gensokyo. Not even Suika, the underage drinking oni, can beat her.