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Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 22
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May 22: Sit Around and Watch Old Movies Day
- 10000 BCE - First May 22 recorded by Che Guevara.
- 1888 - Start your own Reich day, in Germany.
- 1936 - Joseph Stalin enters tie-dye phase. It lasts one day.
- 1976 - Death toll from an accident at yesterday's Annual Fart Lighting Festival in Natchez, Mississippi rises to 103.
- 1984 - (10:00 am) Soviet Forces invade Colorado, US lets them because nobody cares about Colorado.
- 1984 - (10:05 am) Soviet Forces return Colorado to American control and retreats after realizing there's nothing in Colorado. Again nobody cares.
- 1999 - First AOL CD sent back in time.
- 2001 - Clustered bonbons in a freezer briefly develop sentience; first thing they see is Gigli, commit suicide.
- 2007 - Emeril Lagasse gives up on cooking, decides to become demolition expert.
- 2011 - Life continues as if it didn't just end the day before.
- 2034 - Walt Disney utters antisemitic remark in his grave.
- 3026 - Che Guevara finds the All Spark and brags to all the Decepticons. The Decepticons later shred him.