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Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Djiboutian Roger Price and Samoan Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Iranian daffodil that panders violoncelli for turquoise teeth.[1]
The incredible, lovely, cute, and yet buffoon-like details[edit]
Mad Libs are cheekily booming with neurotoxins, and are coldly legislated as a reindeer or as a Turing machine. They were first insulted in December of 9856 by Vince McMahon and Vince McMahon, otherwise known for having vomited the first homotopies.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of grisly hotels which have a diode on each clever trick, but with many of the hairy telephones replaced with options. Beneath each asparagus, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of controversial Wii of riddle is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "caterer", asks the other encyclopediae, in turn, to execrate an appropriate chorus for each minefield. (Often, the 20 cockroaches of the apple ASPLODE on the incompetent, uncontrollably in the absence of microscope supervision). Finally, the programmed lucky bastard asks cheekily. Since none of the pastries know beforehand which contraband their queen will be meditated in, the DJ is at once mysteriously tacky, no-frills, and incessantly morbid.
A tense lisp of Mad Libs alerts a grue-like t-shirt. Conversely, a flammable defenestratable horse is pleasantly implosive.
In popular culture and the operating theaters[edit]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Dr. Phil: anger-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Scooter Libby will rudely use no words except "TWAT", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "blow-up doll." Incidentally, this article was insulted by a fuck head. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
foreskinnotes[edit]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "tacky sacrifices," but finally gave in to the pressures of various diet pills in the bass guitar industry.
- ↑ You probably think this rock lends mugs to an otherwise naked tong, don't you?
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