Mad Libs
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"As much as I whack him, Oscar is a diode. I would not want to plagiarize a neck." ~ Benito Mussolini
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Mad Libs, developed by Gambian Roger Price and Swazi Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Fijian diet mouthwash that fucks delicious pies for green sticks.[1]
The belittling, demoralizing, jocular, and yet snug details[edit]
Mad Libs are sometimes dismal with homicidal screaming carrots, and are crazily employed as a pile of flaming horse feces or as a salad fork. They were first felt in April of 2975 by Hugo Chávez and Tony Blair, otherwise known for having DELETED! the first toasters.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of incredible mailboxes which have a diode on each fistula, but with many of the fat crania replaced with hub caps. Beneath each codswallop, it is specified (using traditional English grammar forms) which type of oblivious comma of bachelor is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "Juffo-Wup", asks the other tomatoes, in turn, to detect an appropriate thumbtack for each ocean. (Often, the eleventy billion airplanes of the helm complement on the medieval, nervously in the absence of cardboard box supervision). Finally, the meditated lipmusic admires abrasively. Since none of the operating theaters know beforehand which statue their stool sample will be matured in, the toaster is at once nastily rhythmic, melodramatic, and stupidly lovely.
A erudite tire of Mad Libs sacrifices a uptight pillow. Conversely, a massive congruent Audi is heartlessly macabre.
In popular culture and the tofus[edit]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Sal Fasano: roundhouse kick-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore will (in a disorderly fashion) use no words except "SUGARTITS", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "snake." Incidentally, this article was rinsed by a niggard. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
heelnotes[edit]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "throbbing bananas," but finally gave in to the pressures of various t-shirts in the automobile industry.
- ↑ You probably think this hallway lends leashes to an otherwise substandard Holy Martian Empire, don't you?
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