Knights Who Say "Ni!"

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“We are the Knights who say... Ni!”

~ The Knights who say "Ni!" on saying "Ni!"

“We are no longer the Knights who say Ni... We are the Knights who say... Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoom Boing!”

~ The Knights who say "Ni!" on their recent renaming

The Knights Who Say "Ni!" are a group of traveling knights who demonstrate their power over people, dogs, cats, the government, and weird sayings by saying the word "Ni!" The group recently changed their name to the Knights Who Say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoom Boing!". It is unknown whether their power exceeds that of the Black Knight.

Words

The Knights Who Say "Ni!" are solemn defenders of the words Ni, Peng, and Nee-Wom, here censored to avoid the glory of such incredible words overtaking this article. The words possess the power to send any human or creature into Hell upon death as well as render the target to an immobile state that forces them to grovel. Only when correctly pronounced do the words have any effect, as demonstrated by Sir Bedivere.

Users of the words

The known users of the word "Ni!" are:

• King Arthur. King Arthur was successfully able to demonstrate his power over an old woman. He was subsequently able to terrify even the Knights of Ni with the word "it".
• The Knights of Ni. The Knights of Ni were entrusted with the defense of sacred words from birth. The Knights were the most powerful authority over words until King Arthur unwittingly used the word "it", which automatically demoted the Knights of Ni to Second-best Keepers of Sacred Words.
• Tim the Enchanter. During his time as a Knight of Ni, Tim used the word "Ni" along with the other Knights. After his expulsion from the Knights, Tim lost his privilege to utter the word "Ni!" and suffers from a strong case of gastritis every time he says it.