Kemi Badenoch

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Kemi Badenoch (pronounced bad-enoch) is the current leader of the Conservative Party. She was first elected leader in October 2024 after her party had suffered their worst electoral defeat since 1906.

Badenoch is the third woman to lead the Conservatives. Her supporters see her as Margaret Thatcher reincarnated whilst her enemies refer to her as Theresa May. Her full name is OluKemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch with a family background in Nigeria. She is still quite relatively young. A diehard Conservative, Badenoch has admitted to hacking a Labour Party government minister's webpage before becoming an MP.

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