Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 23

January 23: Trail Off in the Middle of Your Sente...

• 32 CE - Jesus delivers to the masses the secret of life: "One must b..."
• 1321 - The Pope admits that the papacy is really...
• 1532 - Leonardo da Vinci announces in Genoa: "The essence of the Rennaissance is..."
• 1944 - Adolf Hitler admits the Holocaust was really just...
• 1953 - Chinese communists brainwash several U.S....
• 1969 - NASA decides to reinfect all...
• 1980 - Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham decides to drink all...
• 1984 - Porn star Ron Jeremy admits his wang is...
• 1991 - The Merry Christmas Critters level up in their satanic powers b...
• 1995 - Virtual hockey 1995 released in Ja...
• 2005 - The CIA admits finally admits it killed ...
• 2006 - Micheal Jackson sues his children for interrupting his...
• 2007 - ...for doing the opposite of what everyone else is doing.
• 2011 - The Duke Nukem: Forever release date will be....
• 2013 - I finally figured women out. It's so simple. All you have to do is make sure that you never....
• 2015 - Baby seals establish a system of government and become...
• 3452 - Judgment Day!!! YHWH says you can get into heaven by...