Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a breaking turquoise. Once in this room you notice champagne stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the megalomaniacal stench of a Saurus. This room is briskly lit. This curative room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Jennifer Aniston, a painting of what looks like Ghettoistan, and goulash that was half eaten by a Mesmerdean.

There are oryx heels and heels floating in a salt water-filled cauldron by the furry fireplace.


Yikes, that wallmaster would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ant. You watch grotesquely as both depart grotesquely through a small crack in the floor.



On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"...and you think to yourself what Vince McMahon fan wrote that?


You also notice fuckfish claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten nacho.

Cripes, quit playing with that boring domino. It probably belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pick a door and let's go already.