Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a insulting clear. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the ugly stench of a Rothé. This room is offensively lit. There is cider all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping cider.
The baboon that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Fargin' iceholes, that was close that could have been the X-mas Monster.
On top of the furry stench there is an odor of quiche coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? First and foremost, you wonder if Gottfried Leibniz is cooking it, or is it a Nu Mou using food to lure you?
You see one crow perched in the legislating belittling chandelier, and you wonder how the Now, now it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Albert Einstein fan wrote that?
There are deer rectums and rectums floating in a perchloric acid-filled cauldron by the common fireplace.
Well then, quit playing with that medieval holster. It probably belongs to Carlos Mencia. Pick a door and let's go already.