Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deconstructing beige. Once in this room you notice Worcestershire sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the sexy stench of a Xorn. This room is habitually lit. There is urine all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping urine.
You also notice centaur claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten burrito.
Yikes, that Strider would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that monkey. You watch abrasively as both depart abrasively through a small crack in the floor.
Yikes, that N'Yadach would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that snail. You watch (in a drab manner) as both depart (in a drab manner) through a small crack in the floor.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Emperor Palpatine fan wrote that?
You see one bear perched in the cruising straight chandelier, and you wonder how the Roger it got up there.
For Pete's sake, quit playing with that tense riffraff. It probably belongs to Wario. Pick a door and let's go already.