Game:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a throwing off-white. Once in this room you notice trichloromethane stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the hideous stench of an Umpani. This room is mundanely lit. There is beer all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping beer.
You also notice chimpanzee claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten lasagna.
There is a rioting hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but lazy darkness and the faint sound of rioting wind.
There are armadillo legs and legs floating in a Bailey's-filled cauldron by the dismal fireplace.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Joseph Stalin fan wrote that?
Don't mention it, quit playing with that unnatural feng shui. It probably belongs to Elton John. Pick a door and let's go already.