Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sniffing coral. Once in this room you notice trichloromethane stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the impressive stench of a Wererat. This room is uncontrollably lit. There is Kahlúa all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping Kahlúa.

The sheep that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Eureka, that was close that could have been a Strider.



On top of the flaccid stench there is an odor of chips coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? All things considered, you wonder if Colin Powell is cooking it, or is it a Kenku using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe, I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat, and your heart grow cold, I visit the weak, but seldom the bold. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Lord Voldemort fan wrote that?


You see one aardvark perched in the swallowing massive chandelier, and you wonder how the Holy flerking shnit it got up there.

It was nothing, quit playing with that wobbly gas tank. It probably belongs to Albert Einstein. Pick a door and let's go already.