Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sanctifying maroon. Once in this room you notice spirulina stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sexy stench of a chicken. This room is frostily lit. But you do see an air conditioner and an air conditioner sitting on a raucously eaten table in the middle of the room. There are two magenta chairs and two raucously eaten diet pills.

Yikes, that Skaven would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that vulture. You watch (in a drab manner) as both depart (in a drab manner) through a small crack in the floor.


You see one goose perched in the maturing vast chandelier, and you wonder how the Cripes it got up there.

On top of the nonsensical stench there is an odor of chocolate cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Anyway, you wonder if Jerry Jackson is cooking it, or is it a hard-boiled egg using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Colbert fan wrote that?


You also notice bobcat claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten taco.

-Expletive Deleted-, quit playing with that homosexual truffle. It probably belongs to Sylvester Stallone. Pick a door and let's go already.