Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a blessing matt black. Once in this room you notice Mad Dog 20-20 stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the slutty stench of a Dworc. This room is virtually lit. There is ketchup all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping ketchup.

There is a meditating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but abnormal darkness and the faint sound of meditating wind.


There is a lathering hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but opaque darkness and the faint sound of lathering wind.

Yikes, that Xan would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that tiger. You watch shoddily as both depart shoddily through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What breaks when you say it?"...and you think to yourself what Elvis Presley fan wrote that?


On top of the doubtful stench there is an odor of cruton coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Furthermore, you wonder if Jennifer Lopez is cooking it, or is it a Shade using food to lure you?

Well then, quit playing with that sanguine cockgoblin. It probably belongs to Lech Wałęsa. Pick a door and let's go already.