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Rabin assassination speech

I just added that to the Reish part, and I feel uncomfortable doing so, so if anyone has a problem with it, haste in removing it. --Tanktunker Take heed, this user may or may not be naked and/or insane. 17:04, 2 November 2006 (UTC+2)

I removed it, it has nothing to do with the article. The Rabin speech has nothing to do with comedy. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Well there's the strain of shock humour that's in really, really bad taste. --Tanktunker Take heed, this user may or may not be naked and/or insane. 23:01, 3 November 2006 (UTC+2)

גאון הדור

מי שכתב את זה

רוב תודות! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 20:32, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

םצטרף לתודות! םצחיק בטירוף

From VFH

comment Naturally, but you can ask Sev to portray me:Black coat, big nose, give out loans at a very bad rate of interest. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:41, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey <insert name here> look at Mordillo!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 18:26, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah! And it looks much better than I do in real life...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 18:46, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

I saw the Loch Ness monster

realy!!!

Mchh Mchh Mcht, Chht Chht Mchht Hey! you speak fluent Hebrew! Naahhh, just clearing my throat”

~ Non Hebrew Speakers on Hebrew

 לכו לכו יא מכוערים!!! לידיתעכם,  עברית הרבה יותר מסובכת מאנגלית אז תסתמו תפה!!!

That wasnt funny since no word sounds like that...

"לכו לכו יא מכוערים" מצוין מזמן לא העליבו אותי ככה יש לי דמעות בעיניים באמת ~ 14:11, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Definitely on the more insulting side of "Jewish wit".

I've never heard a NON-Goy be so insulting of the Jews or the Hebrew language. I thought some anti-semtic nutcase did this pag, but apparently it's considered "Jewish wit" by the webmaster.

Definitely on the more insulting side of "Jewish wit".

I've never heard a NON-Goy be so insulting of the Jews or the Hebrew language. I thought some anti-semtic nutcase did this pag, but apparently it's considered "Jewish wit" by the webmaster.

It's considered to be written by an Israeli. ~ 23:02, 30 November 2008 (UTC)

כמה טעויות

אם כבר "ללמד" עברית בצורה הומוריסטית, אז למה לא ללכת עד הסוף? לא דיברתם בכלל על אותיות סופיות וניקוד. יש גם טעות, א' לא שותקת תמיד.

You such funny!

As a native Hebrew speakers I have to say it's really nice to have such value. And thank you done of the Hebrew Uncyclopedia! And now, in Hebrew: בתור דוברת עברית כשפת אם אני חייבת לומר שזה ממש נחמד שכתבתם ערך שכזה. ותודה שפרסמתם את איןציקלופדיה העברית! *Excited*

Other doubles are:

• Kof/kaf (K)
• Vet/vav (V)
• Chet/chaf (Ch)

108.66.235.250 19:15, February 11, 2018 (UTC)

Also Tav/tet and alef/ayin. 108.66.232.81 15:30, March 18, 2018 (UTC)

Other letters that look similar:

• Dalet looks exactly like resh.
• Vet looks exactly like chaf.
• Bet looks exactly like kaf.
• Chet looks a lot like tav.

108.66.233.224 17:36, March 21, 2018 (UTC)