|The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End||Score: 51687||Moves: 451|
Zombie Aeris cries "What are you doing? I told you to use it already!" and casts curaja, returning your HP to max. "There's no time to waste!" she shouts, as attack squadrons of Clinjas drop from the ceiling, throwing balloon animals at your party. Grues swarm from behind the masses of dead sheep as Wallace and Gromit gear up their shotguns and launch round after round at Eurgs that have joined forces with hordes of giant flying stingrays. The Wrong Trousers charge into the frenzy, taking out hordes of penguins and even trampling an Eladrin in the process. Why is it that you suddenly hear bad rap music pounding into your head? "Oh noes!" cries a nearby Teletubby as MC Pee Pants bursts in, firing two uzis at you and eating the Teletubby. You notice the dried corpses of Master Shake and Carl dangling from a piece of spider's web hanging off of MC Pee Pants's leg! You also notice the Mooninites are riding on his back, firing their moon lasers and flipping you off. Then, Meta Knight cuts the Mooninites in half as Solid Snake tosses a grenade into MC Pee Pant's mouth. Then, Meatwad uses his All-Powerful Jambox to destroy Bowser and Waluigi. Frylock proceeds to disintegrate a group of Shadow Squirrels with his awesome lasers. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Yoshimitsu rushes into a crowd of zombie elves and decapitates them all with his katana.
Captain Obvious obviously fires round after round of extreme sarcasm at the hordes of grues attacking him, which explode as they collide with eurgs. Nuclear explosions shake the Hall of the Stargate as the bloodbath continues. Looking beside you, you see the unconcious form of Jimmy Neutron as Mothgrues begin to feast on him.
Meanwhile Angus Young begins to play a kickass guitar solo for no apparent reason.
In a last, desperate attempt, your friend and ally Dopefish tries to keep the intelligence temporarily granted him in 5 pages ago, but instead swims away and eats something. The Magic School Bus turns into a WOMD and creates a magic mushroom cloud. A pig dies in the explosion.
But the tables soon turn as Santa Claus, having taken control of Herbie the Love Bug, runs over Princess Peach and Spider-Man, mortally wounding the two strongest members of your party. Peach tries to use Group Hug, but since that move only existed in Super Mario RPG, she instead does nothing. Starscream and a kangaroo smack into her, as her corpse fades into nonexistence. Bumblebee gets pissed and shoots Herbie. Herbie a splodes. Before Dopefish can eat a satanic moose, a misfired shot from Harry Potter's shotgun ends his life quickly. In the confusion, Squidward is mauled to death by a wild sea-bear. You feel despair overtake you.
Behind you you see Calvin and Hobbes with Spongebob Squarepants, next to Spongebob is his friend Patrick and all of them are equipped with lightsabers, sword-chucks, AK-47s, and traffic cones. As they fight giant anime robots, they are all killed by your mom.
What the fuck are you going to do now?