Game:Zork/xyzzy

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 XYZZY Score: ? Moves: ?


> pronounce "xyzzy"


You shout: "Zih zee!"


"A SISSY AM I?" the ground suddenly begins to rumble, and a VAINITY GRUEURG leaps out and... well, I need not say more... right?

*** You Have Have Royally Screwed Up, With Xyzzy ***


Would you like to turn back into a royal prince, Inherit Another Kingdom, or live in a pile of barley? (Type PRINCE, KINGDOM, or BARLEY)

<choose weight="10"><option> A hollow voice intones, "I knew you'd try this, and I must say I'm getting mighty tired of being summoned up willy nilly to fulfill some sort of neurotic desire to fill a game with as many lame injokes as possible. So back to the start with you!"


*** You have pissed off the voice (not the first time) ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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