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Okay, i've always wondered... Who is this BENSON guy and why is he worshiped by some sort of cult here at Uncyc?
*Waits for the nonsensical insanity which will leave me more confused* JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 23:37, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Just some black dude, really. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:38, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Okay, first question answered. Although, why is he worshipped by some people around here? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 23:39, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

See Forum:BENSON IS HERE. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Oct 11

Sadly, Benson's glory days seem to be over. You can read about his exploits however, either by digging through the forum archives (check Category:Best forum topics ever for many of the most famous Benson-related forums), or by reading The Chronicles of BENSON, written by Yours Truly. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 06:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Mm, hmm, I recommend "Manos" The Hands of Fate for a new deity. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:48, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Eh?

I find that Glory Be All To BENSON is a fantastic read (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 11, 18:59

Our lord BENSON well return some day, as soon we get rid of that annoying and pointless door mat--Scott 07:54, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Benson

English

Proper noun

1. An English habitational surname from a place in Oxfordshire

Benson is a noobish black guy who's better than some people. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

What about Ouroboros? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Ouboros is a snake that does a really bad donut impression, that DiZ worships for some reason. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:01, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

...And is ghey. The spelling of this is also important, for some reason. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:25, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Am I the only one that worships the one true UnDeity: Sophia? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:55, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't worship the muse, I just invite her in when she knocks at my door. Then she drinks all my booze, makes a bunch of long-distance calls, messes up the place and, hopefully, gives me a page before she leaves. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:28, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

And she always speaks in haikus. Then when she starts, everybody starts doing it.

You cannot resist
Sophia will corrupt you
And you can't stop her.
Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING
02:01, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Psh,

I know I can stop
speaking in haikus like this
whenever I want
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:44, Oct 18Yeah, Sophia's quite good,
It's just a shame that haikus
Well up around her.


—Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 16:27, 19 October 2007 (UTC)