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Current One-Game Record: 168.14 points -Bradaphraser
2nd Runner-Up: 153.78 points - CheddarBBQ
3rd Runner-Up: 142.06 points - CheddarBBQ

The draft is over, and last night I used my commissioner powers to put players onto their respective teams, so you are all free to edit your rosters, add and drop players and choose your starting lineup on your team's section of the league's page. I will be posting a message on everyone's talk page saying basically this same exact stuff later this morning. This is where we will discuss the season, games, players, and general football things for the next 17 weeks (and perhaps after, into the real playoffs). So yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:55, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

Team List

Fill in who's who.

• Bearasorta Vikings: Happytimes
• Lepus Muerte: DrStrange
• The DC RacialSlurs: The Woodburninator
• Needs More Cowbell Gerrycheevers
• killlersofyourmom: Iwillkillyou333
• New Australia Joe9320
• Well-Dressed Pickles: Neox
• ?pedia userbase Readmesoon
• Doritians Take II: CheddarBBQ
• Oklahoma Boomers: Bradaphraser
• The Dudes: RAHB
• Kick and Rush FTW: Under user
• The Keydets: Skinfan13
• Rosenkrantzenpants: Guildensternenstein

Fantasy Football Discussion

Week 1

So I'm super pissed that Indy lost, but overjoyed that Arian Foster singlehandedly provided 40% of my scoring this week. Anyone else feeling these odd, terrible, conflicted feelings caused by fantasy football? (Also, I kicked ass this week.) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:13, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'm feeling that odd feeling of "Fuck you Guildy for somehow always picking the guy who unexpectedly mops the god damn floor with everyone else and then telling all about how great a pick it was." I'm also feeling that the Ravens had better do well tonight, despite my being a Jets fan. -RAHB 22:24, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. I often go, "Wow, all my players are doing well," then look at my score and realize Guildy had picked the players that randomly ate everyone else's lunch... to start. It's ok, he won't do as well, next week, when I'm not playing him. /me cries.--<<>> 23:25, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Not all my decisions are good--hell, I started Bernard Berrian in both my leagues this week, and he produced a whopping one catch for three yards--just most of them. Without exaggeration, however, I can confidently say that I'm the greatest fantasy football player of my generation. No lie. :-P —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:49, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know man... I mean, starting Arian Foster wasn't that tough of a call. But starting Legadu Naanee? I don't even think I can spell it correctly. But I did start him, and he came all the way through for me. I mean, sure Randy Moss and Andre Johnson combined only scored me 6 points, which kind of directly led to my loss, but whatever. Legadu Naanee. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:20, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it was kind of a toss-up between the untested Foster and the untested Best. I don't think anyone expected 230 yards and three scores out of Foster, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:36, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, definitely not. Though no one expected Best to average 1.5 yards per carry, and still get 2 TDs. So really, it was a win/win for you. You just picked the winnier. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 03:15, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

So my winning this week was a pure miracle. WTF at Matt Schaub. WTF at Frank Gore. And my go to guy, DeSean Jackson, gets the biggest WHAT THE FUCK of all. Good thing McCoy came through for me like he did. += 03:06,17September,2010

Week 2

So I definitely should have started Jahvid Best. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:20, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

I should be fine as long as the Saints pass more than they run.--<<>> 22:49, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

*ahem*... Y'ALL CAN SUCK MA MOTHERFUCKIN DICK. That is all. += 11:07,21September,2010

My completely mediocre team from last week was slightly better than mediocre this week! Huzzah! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:23, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Damn, I'm lucky I was playing the Pickles in week 2. Total suck week for my team. Yet, I'm 2-0? With only two guys in double digits? Could someone convince the Pickle to pick up a few free agents who are actually playing? ;-) --    16:31, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and BTW. YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET TRADING RAY RICE FOR ARIAN FOSTER JOE!! That's selling low and buying high IMO! --    16:34, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not complaining, haha. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:59, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

It's the "wild card" effect of playing with the commoners in here! P-sha! Tally Ho! What What! Who knows, maybe Rice will end up injured. It's a crapshoot. For that matter, Foster just might have the big year despite my poo poo-ing the Texans. I'll be a believer when they stop playing so inconsistently. I think they're about due for a stomping soon. We'll see. Maybe YOU'LL REGRET TRADING ARIAN FOSTER AWAY!! YOU FOOL!!! lolz --    17:27, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hmm... Week one: Chedds predicts I'll lose. I win. Week two: Chedds predicts I'll win. I lose. Fancy predicting I'll lose all the rest of my matchups this season, Doritos boy? --UU - natter 21:36, Sep 21

Week 3

GET RAPED SON. += 19:34,27September,2010

That's what happened to me this week! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:16, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

Normally I wouldn't gloat over a win, especially when if I do I'll probably be decimated in some sort of playoff rematch later on, however....YOU GOT RAPED, SON! -RAHB 22:29, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

Gloating over a win is the perfect good luck charm. Do you think I would've still DECIMATED this game if I hadn't declared "Y'ALL CAN SUCK MA MOTHERFUCKIN DICK" last week? += 23:12,28September,2010

Strange, last year when I went 12-2 in this very league and won the championship without breaking so much as a sweat, I hardly remember doing any gloating at all. Strange. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:55, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Is it strange? -RAHB 02:05, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, now that you mention it, it is a bit strange. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:41, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Some of my footballers are playing good football again! Huzzah! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:56, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Something tells me I'll be regretting not holding out for Randy Moss in the coming week. -RAHB 15:05, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Hahaha. I wouldn't have given up Moss for Benson anyway, so no need. That Johnny Knox for Peterson trade is still on the table, however. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 18:22, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Johnny Knox for Peterson? Hell, I'll dish out Lance Moore AND my old broken iPod headphones for AP. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:22, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Sitting on top of the world: My total points are middle of the road, my points against are next to last and I've parlayed that into 3-0. Bloody luck, you fickle bastard of fate. I sit, waiting for the inevitable thumping and you toy with me. Like the sword of Damocles, dangling from above my futon as I watch the games on TV. When will it end....the horror....the horror......--    17:52, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Week 4

GET RAP-- oh shit. += 01:51,5October,2010

Week 5

LeSean McCoy has one of his best games all season the first time I leave him on the bench. += 20:19,12October,2010

Happened to me with Jahvid Best week 2. I've started him every week after that, and I don't think he's topped 14 points since. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:23, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Week 6

So it seems I'm going to lose. Again. How novel. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:49, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

I would like to point out that every single player on the Keydets lost this week, and they still scored over 90 points. Plus one guy was on a bye week.

And did anyone else think DeSean Jackson died a little bit this week? Cheddar? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:05, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

DeSean Jackson... well, who else could leave the game with a concussion and still rack up 20 points?

Also, Maclin is a motherfuckin G. += 02:44,19October,2010

Week 7

I won! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:36, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit how did I pull that off? I was down like 20-30 points... += 19:35,26October,2010

Also, Brad fucking beat my high score. += 19:37,26October,2010

Sorry. I was aiming to beat fucking your high score and missed.--<<>> 22:47, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Week 8

Guess who's back to .500, baby! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:38, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

I FUCKING WON WEEK 8. Week 8, the cursed week where both the Eagles and Giants have BYEs, causing me to lose about half of my players, most of whom were my best. And I FUCKING WON. += 16:44,2November,2010

Yeah, you're one lucky bastard. When I faced Readmesoon his team put up fucking 90-something points, when you get him he puts up 40. Figures. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:40, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Week 9

Guess who's above .500, baby! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:32, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

I am going to lose this week because Jon Kitna is a bad quarterback! Jon Kitna! BAH! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:59, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT I AM FIRST IN THE LEAGUE AGAIN. That is all. += 20:18,8November,2010

Holy Shit, I won! I love Cedric Benson and Mike Wallace. He'll, I even have love for Mike Nugent! Ahahahahahahaha! Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:00, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Nice comeback Woody, I wasn't sure you were going to do it! 3 of the 4-4 teams won so there's still a dogfight for the 6th seed and nobody on top can get too comfortable.--    07:13, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Dr. S. And there is a bunch of teams there, but I think the top 6 teams are fairly obvious. I mean, Guildy's team is only 5-4, but he's 4th in points. Also, WHAT TEAM IS IN FIRST IN THE LEAGUE CHEDDER? WHO? Hint: Me. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:14, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck. How did that happen? += 20:31,9November,2010

Uh, Because I'm awesome? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:50, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Week 10

Holy. Shit. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:04, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Holy shit indeed. Good game, man. Even though between losing to you by a fraction of a single point and a pen just exploding in the pocket of my favorite jeans, I'm indescribably pissed right now. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:20, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, it makes up for earlier in the day. I watched my cousin lose the Big East Championship for Men's Soccer on PKs earlier. So, I guess my day kind of evened out... Though I would easily trade the Fantasy win for the real life win. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:30, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'm ahead by over 30 points and I still have 3 players left. I'm feeling this is gonna be a good game. += 12:09,15November,2010

Aye, you'll be taking back control of first place. Well done. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:31, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Looks like I'm posting my first score over 100. Go me! Also, with my total lack of knowledge of the sport, I appear to be right in mid-table and defining "average". That would probably just go to prove something, if I could be bothered to work out what it was. --UU - natter 16:35, Nov 15

Week 11

Damn. Couldn't make the comeback this week. I blame my own stupidity at playing Randy Moss and Benching Mike Williams. I am a silly. It's just that Williams DUI made me worry. The lesson here, as always, is to drink and drive, kids. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:58, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Week 12

Well boys, looks like I'm going to the playoffs. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:24, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Week 13

To reiterate, I am in fact going to the playoffs. Also, not that I'm superstitious or anything, but I went 2-4 under the name Rosenkrantzenpants, and then 6-1 (with that one loss being by 0.88 because of that fuckface Jeff Reed) under the name of my legendarily good team from last year, Sternensteinenstine. Coincidence? I think not. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:42, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Probably helped by the fact that your nearest competition knows fuck-all about the sport, TBH. Yeah, that's right, you just pipped the soccer fan... Well done! --UU - natter 09:09, Dec 6

Ah, well thank you. Though I definitely think my run at the end of the year has to do with the hitherto-unknown mystical qualities of the name Sternensteinenstine, which brings out the best in my fantasy football ability. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:04, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

So Guildy, how are you liking your BYE this year? OH WAIT. += 03:23,8December,2010

Hey, if I had played anyone other than you Week 2, and if Jeff Reed had managed to not miss that MOTHERFUCKING KICK, I'd be sitting all high and mighty at 10-3, too. Also, I definitely feel your bye week is going to make you and your players complacent, because that's definitely how it works. Team Sternensteinenstine, on the other hand, is going to wreak untold wildcard, darkhorse, underdog havoc this fantasy postseason. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:39, December 8, 2010 (UTC)

Week 14

From the looks of it, the UFFL is going to have a new champion by the end of the year. Good luck to you all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:01, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

So DeSean Jackson stops fucking around the week of my BYE? Perfect. += 00:30,14December,2010

Perfect Indeed. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 16:53, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Championship Round

A classic #1 seed vs. #2 seed matchup--Brad vs. Cheddar. There's no telling how this might shake down. Also, I'm in the process of making templates for everyone--the champion will get a slightly modified version of last year's template; the playoff teams will get other, less desirable awards; and everyone not part of the two mentioned parties will get a participation template. Awesome, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:58, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I decided just now that I'm going to write a piece on the winner in the vein of those America's Game specials on the Superbowl Champions that they air on NFL Network. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:35, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Everything comes down to tonight... —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:14, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

You made me sad. *sniff* Why?

+= 23:32,29December,2010

Congrats to the Boomers. Absolute domination with consistency. Condolences to Cheddar. There's always an "Eagles guy" in every league I've ever played in and despite doing well most of the season......this is usually the unfortunate end. One stinker during the playoffs and.......--    07:54, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Trade Block

• Guildy: Ricky Williams or Michael Vick for a WR. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:29, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • So, any takers? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:33, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
    • This just in: Michael Vick was named the starter for next week. Any takers? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:24, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
      • Much as I'd love to have Vick backing me up instead of Campbell at this point, my WR situation is looking less than stellar. Meh. -RAHB 03:53, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
• I need a half-decent running back (i.e. Not Ricking Williams). I will give up any one of my half-decent wide receivers. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:46, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

• Would anyone consider trading a half-decent WR for Ahmad Bradshaw or Vincent Jackson or Anthony Gonzalez or Marion Barber? += 19:43,29September,2010

• Also, if anyone needs a QB and wants a Wacco Joe Flacco, He can be had. Haven't decided what for yet. So....Surprise me. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:01, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Real Football Discussion

What's going on with Vincent Jackson? It's kind of screwing me over. += 20:33,6September,2010

I have no idea, all I know is anyone who drafted him before, like, the 13th round is basically screwed over. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:24, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

FUUUUUUUUUCK. += 19:26,7September,2010

So, it would appear that several of my players are injured. What the fuck is that all about? What's the point of all that girly padding they wear then? --UU - natter 09:11, Sep 10

Week 1

So Vikings-Saints was boring as hell--good thing I read through about half of it. I'm also very heavily regretting my decision to play Bernard Berrian. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:20, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad I chose to ignore it. In fact, I'm going to ignore every game up until the Redskins-Cowboys matchup (you know, its like a superstition or something) -- SirSf13 (Talk) CUN RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 11:53 EST 10 Sept, 2010

I dunno guys. Those first 4 minutes were fantastic. And 4 minutes of awesome are good enough in my book. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 19:29, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, that one play wear Brees fumbled the ball, picked it up, and threw it to Robert Meachem was pretty sweet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:42, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

And you totally forgot that Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:50, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously guys. SportsCenter. Learn it. Live it. Love it. -RAHB 20:51, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

My favorite part of the night was when Brett Favre sucked donkey ass. Specifically, when he threw that pass directly into Jonathan Vilma's breadbasket. He was the only receiver Favre hit on the numbers all night. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:01, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

RAHB is right guys! Sportscenter is great! Especially when Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 00:23, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. += 23:37,13September,2010

Week 2

Have I got this right? My newly-beloved Colts recorded their first win of the season because Peyton Manning beat his brother Eli for the billionth straight time? Man, how much does it suck to be Eli Manning? Also: go Colts! (Did that sound convincing?) (Also, I've managed to resist the temptation to put something about my favourite sport under a heading called "real football discussion" for two weeks now - are you all proud of me or what?) --UU - natter 21:40, Sep 21

Yeah, go Colts indeed! And I have no idea what this "real football" is you speak of. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:59, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Week 3

So how the hell are the Chargers 1-2? Or the Chiefs 3-0, for that matter? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:59, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

And how the hell is Cheddar 3-0? My world is turning upside down! -RAHB 14:44, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Week 4

So this is pretty funny:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81af3f9e/article/wrong-number-ochocinco-cereal-box-includes-sex-line-number?module=HP_headlines

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:03, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

"Feed the children? I think I've got something to feed your children, baby." -RAHB 23:46, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Week 5

Randy Moss is a Viking again!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:36, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

You have no idea how much this scares and intrigues me. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:35, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

Week 6

".....overtime loss to the Rednecks"????? http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7695/news --    15:11, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Week 7

So, Brett Favre. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:37, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Brett Favre? Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:49, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

Week 8

Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:39, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

So it seems as though Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre Brett Favre has been supplanted by Randy Moss Randy Moss Randy Moss Randy Moss Randy Moss Randy Moss. What team will he under-preform for next after the Titans release him next week, I wonder? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:01, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

Week 9

Mmhm. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:33, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsIn0lih48w&feature=related</youtube>

Fuck the Colts. += 20:22,8November,2010

Week 10

If Jacob Tamme gets injured a day after I trade away my other TE, I'm going to cry. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:22, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT EAGLES I LOVE YOU. BIGGEST 1ST QUARTER LEAD IN HISTORY. += 02:33,16November,2010

Yeah, that was pretty insane. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:03, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Week 11

So does anyone else feel that this year's Thanksgiving Day matchups suck balls?

Week 12

Whelp, the Colts lost again. BS. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:23, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

This would never have happened if they still had Austin Collie.--<<>> 13:03, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, probably. I'm pretty sure the Texans' recent woes are entirely due to the fact that I traded away Arian Foster in, like, the second week of the season. In hindsight, that was a bad call. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:34, November 29, 2010 (UTC)

Week 13

So the Colts had better get their shit together soon, or this January is going to have a lot less games in which Indianapolis chokes in. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:42, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Week 14

So the Colts got there shit together (against a team that's lost like seven straight games). I'm relieved, sort of. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:02, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

The League Discussion

It premiers tomorrow night. Cunt wait. += 21:53,8September,2010

FUck. It's next Thursday. += 11:00,10September,2010

Week 1

Pretty damn hilarious. += 03:03,17September,2010

Eh, it was just alright. I felt they tried too hard a couple times, namely the bit with the security gate race and the rap at the end. The fact that they got Chad Ochocinco to guest start was pretty cool, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:38, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

The security gate race was alright. And the rap was pretty much to support Jon Lajoie, who in real life is a comedic-rapper. That might've been better for a end-of-show thing though. += 19:28,17September,2010

Yeah, I was a big fan of Jon LaJoie's Youtube videos before I first saw the show. The fact that LaJoie was in it is basically what first enticed me to watch, in addition to the fact that it's about fantasy football, obviously. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:52, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

I just started watching it because it was a comedy on FX, which tends to make very good comedies (*cough Always Sunny and Archer cough*). I became a fan of Lajoie as a result of the show. += 20:57,17September,2010

Indeed. I like the one where he spoofs Coldplay and sings about masturbation. Though I guess basically all of his songs are about masturbation, now that I think about it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:33, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

A decent amount of them anyway. += 02:02,18September,2010

Speaking of masturbation, I think by favorite part of that episode was the end when Ruxin was jacking off to his lineup. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:02, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, that was epic. And I could imagine you doing the same thing to be honest. += 04:35,18September,2010

Right now I'm crying over all the points I could have had if I had started Jahvid Best. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:19, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Week 2

I am going to have non-consensual sex with your face and butt. += 02:41,24September,2010

I didn't get the chance to watch it this week--how was it? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:08, September 24, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty good. Don't know that I can really go more in depth than that without giving anything away. += 20:57,24September,2010

So I watched it. Then I made a trade on Terrific Lady Night. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:46, September 29, 2010 (UTC)

Week 3

I don't think anyone's ever complimented the prettiness of my cock before. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:10, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

Really? I get that every other day. += 01:51,5October,2010

Week 4

I though the way the penis bird attacked that butt mountain in the painting was extremely artistic. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:50, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

Dude, that penis bird was a fucking masterpiece. += 19:54,9October,2010

Week 5

I'm not crying, my eyes are just hydrated. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:35, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Week 6

I missed it, what happened? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:09, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Ruxin had an anniversary party, which Taco ruined. Pete (I think that's his name) met with his ex-wife and her +1, Paul Scheer became a techie. += 11:09,22October,2010

Sweet, sounds funny, I'll have to download it soon. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:25, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

So I finally watched it yesterday evening. It was quite funny, especially the whole "love it..." bit. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:34, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Week 7

My favorite episode of the season so far. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:32, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

It was quite hilarious. It's not a costume, I'm a witch. Oh... shit. += 19:29,29October,2010

Week 8

Another solid episode. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:33, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

I laughed quite a few times. += 20:17,8November,2010

Week 9

Missed it again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:21, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

It had nudity. += 12:10,15November,2010

The good kind or the bad kind? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:49, November 15, 2010 (UTC)

Depends what you consider good and bad. += 23:00,15November,2010

Watched the episode earlier this evening. It was the Taco kind. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:04, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Week 10

For the record, no one has looked into my eyes during my vinegar strokes. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:56, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

Mine either. Kind of disappointed though. I want to see my eyes. += 11:47,19November,2010

Week 11

Tits ftw. += 12:11,6December,2010

Season Finale

File:The League Kevin Freakout

SHIT! SHUT YOUR MOUTH! EVERY YEAR I SET THIS LEAGUE UP; EVERY YEAR AND I NEVER WIN! THIS WAS THE YEAR! ****! **** **** ****! BULLSHIT! I BABYSIT YOU MORONS; I BABYSIT "OH HELP ME DO THIS, OH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SET A LINE-UP" **** YOU! ****ING TACO! ****ING RUXIN! STUPID WISEMEN! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!

LOOK ME IN THE EYE ELLIE: THERE IS NO KEGGLE. THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS. THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS. THERE'S NO GOD! THERE'S NO EASTER BUNNY! THERE'S NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING!

That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. += 03:05,15December,2010

I missed it this past week. It's good to know that Kevin shares my pain though--in my other league, I lost out on a playoff berth by 2.6 points. I was pretty pissed. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:38, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Predictions

Official Fantasy Football Draft Prediction

Using our picks from the draft, I created this season prediction using number of players drafted +1 for wins and just filling in the rest of the losses to make 16.

AFC East NFC East

Jets 10 - 6 Cowboys 9 - 7

Patriots 8 - 8 Giants 9 - 7

Dolphins 7 - 9 Redskins 8 - 8

Bills 5 - 11 Eagles 7 - 9

AFC North NFC North

Ravens 7 - 9 Packers 10 - 6

Steelers 7 - 9 Vikings 9 - 7

Bengals 7 - 9 Bears 8 - 8

Browns 6 - 10 Lions 8 - 8

AFC South NFC South

Colts 11 - 5 Saints 9 - 7

Titans 7 - 9 Falcons 6 - 10

Texans 6 - 10 Panthers 6 - 10

Jaguars 5 - 11 Buccaneers 3 - 13

AFC West NFC West

Chargers 10 - 6 49ers 9 - 7

Broncos 8 - 8 Cardinals 7 - 9

Chiefs 6 - 10 Rams 4 - 12

Raiders 6 - 10 Seahawks 3 - 13

AFC Playoff teams NFC Playoff teams

Colts 11 - 5 Packers 10 - 6

Chargers 10 - 6 Saints 9 - 7

Jets 10 - 6 49ers 9 - 7

Ravens 7 - 9 Cowboys 9 - 7

Patriots 8 - 8 Vikings 9 - 7

Broncos 8 - 8 Giants 9 - 7

SUPERBOWL: Colts over Packers. (compiled by --<<>> 18:05, September 6, 2010 (UTC))

Eagles last in the division? FUCK. THAT. += 20:17,6September,2010

Hey, I'm just going by who picked what.--<<>> 20:20, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Notice how this scientific prediction was spot-on. The Falcons were picked to be the pride of the NFC, and the Patriots were expected to dominate the AFC. We saw the Colts struggles coming, as well as those of the Cowboys. Notice how we predicted the "resurgence" of the Rams and Bears, too. Yep, we were awesome at picking this preseason.--<<>> 12:20, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Guildy's Predictions

I haven't seen much in preseason to dissuade me from my predictions I made before the preseason started.

AFC North: Ravens
AFC East: Dolphins
AFC South: Colts
AFC West: Chargers
AFC Wildcards: Patriots, Titans
AFC Teams That Will Disappoint: Jets, Bengals
AFC Team That Could Surprise: Texans
AFC Team That Could Rebound: Steelers

NFC North: Packers
NFC East: Cowboys
NFC South: Saints
NFC West: 49ers
NFC Wildcards: Eagles, Vikings
NFC Teams That Will Disappoint: Cardinals, Vikings (though they still make the playoffs)
NFC Team That Could Surprise: Bears
NFC Team That Could Rebound: Giants

AFC Super Bowl Representatives: Colts, Ravens or (surprise pick team that comes out of nowhere and gets hot in the playoffs) Dolphins
NFC Super Bowl Representatives: Packers, Cowboys, or (surprise pick team that comes out of nowhere and gets hot in the playoffs) 49ers

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:40, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Cheddar's Predictions

I didn't watch the preseason, so whatever I had down before. I don't remember. EAGLES FTW. += 20:18,6September,2010

We should have a template.

Like a participator in UFFL template for user pages. Or maybe a trophy. += 23:38,13September,2010

It should have red in it. And a football. And maybe a cheerleader.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 00:49 (UTC)

Well, there is this guy I made at the end of last year to celebrate my resounding victory:

I plan on making a similar template at the end of this year, too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:51, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

To celebrate my resounding victory? --UU - natter 08:53, Sep 14

Seeing as the only thing I planned on changing on this year's template was the year, to celebrate the resounding victory of whomever doesn't mind boring templates. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:26, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

I agree with CheddarBBQ, kupo. Also, I've started to "talk" like a Moogle, kupo. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that, kupo. 02:10, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Has anybody won yet?

Was it me, kupo? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:12, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, and no.--<<>> 23:18, December 29, 2010 (UTC)