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Forum:Theres no cool discussions going on.
Its true, you all suck *cries* How dare you not have anything interesting or worth contributing to in the Dump! I feel so ashamed of you. and you. and especially YOU! (complain complain complain). Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 01:14, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, if you go over to BHOP you'll notice that I've organized a Fantasy Football league,
which is fairly cool/notable.Just sayin'. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:34, 27 July 2009 (UTC)- I struck out the lies. -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 02:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC) 02:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, that's uncalled for! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:24, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I like salad. Staircase CUNt 03:38, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- That thing you did? Don't do that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:21, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, that's uncalled for! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:24, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I struck out the lies. -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 02:51, 27 July 2009 (UTC) 02:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I hear Zombiebaron recently started editing again. He's pretty cool, discussions. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:30, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- I heard I fucking quit. Was it a flashback or what? -- Style
Guide 10:45, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- ZOMBIE! Also, who are you multilateralist? --<<
>> 12:20, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Vote MultiBrad in 2012! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:39, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Who am I - in what sense? -- Style
Guide 18:14, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- In the most meta sense you can think of: who are you... who are you really?--<<
>> 18:25, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Thats deep, man.
Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 18:27, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Thats deep, man.
- In the most meta sense you can think of: who are you... who are you really?--<<
- Who am I - in what sense? -- Style
- Vote MultiBrad in 2012! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:39, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- ZOMBIE! Also, who are you multilateralist? --<<
- I heard I fucking quit. Was it a flashback or what? -- Style
- I hear that this is what it sounds like when the doves cry. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:42, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, what about SHBUUUQUIL? Does he matter? Does his lackluster grammar and CAPS LOCK matter at all to you guys?--
Interesting discussion (#1)
How long did it take everyone else to realize that Bradaphraser's username is not, in fact, Bradphaser. It took me months I tell you. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:59, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
- User:Bradaphraser username? Of course he's not Bradaphraser. He doesn't Bradaphrase nearly so well. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:02, 27 Jul 2009
Not So Interesting whining discussion (#2)
I wish i was here longer, I mean, I joined in April dammit! Waaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! *sob* So many things I could have done! *sob*--
Not Even Vaguely Interesting discussion (#3)
How long did it take everyone to realise that most Village Dump discussions are pointless and go off topic quickly? Huh? For me it took approximately - OMGWTFBBQ PIGEONS! Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 21:19, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
The most Boring, Off-Topic Discussion (#4)
Did anyone notice my printer exploded? It happens all the time, like OVER 9000 times, except with fire.--
- I did. Algorithm 04:07, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Stolen Discussion (#5)
I hear Zombiebaron recently started editing again. He's pretty cool, discussions. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:06, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Thought Provoking Discussion (#6)
Death penalty? Discuss. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 19:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'm for it in the case of Death Eaters.--<<
>> 20:54, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Im against it in all cases. -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'm for it in the case of animal abusers, paedophiles (and not the 19 year-old who slept with the 17 year-old. That isn't paedophilia. That's just stupid.), and most of the Bush administration. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:02, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- So, you'd shoot Michael Vick, Condaleeza Rice, and would have shot Michael Jackson? Harsh.--<<
>> 21:14, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yep. Black people suck. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- So, you'd shoot Michael Vick, Condaleeza Rice, and would have shot Michael Jackson? Harsh.--<<
- I'm for it in the case of animal abusers, paedophiles (and not the 19 year-old who slept with the 17 year-old. That isn't paedophilia. That's just stupid.), and most of the Bush administration. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:02, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Im against it in all cases. -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 20:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Philosphying Universal Awesome Retarded Discussion with a Long Title for no Apparent Reason (#7)
BILL COSBY RAPED OPRAH!!!--
- Lame. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- NO U!--<<
>> 22:13, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- YO DAWG I HEARD YOU YADDA YADDA YADDA. -OptyC Sucks!
CUN22:14, 28 Jul
- SO DID MY CAT Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:16, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- YO DAWG I HEARD YOU YADDA YADDA YADDA. -OptyC Sucks!
- NO U!--<<
I fucked up the pattern
You're all cunts. -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 22:51, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah! Suck it Uncyclopedia! -OptyC Sucks!
CUN22:52, 28 Jul
- Suck it douche bags Woody On Fire!
Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:25, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
- Suck it douche bags Woody On Fire!
EPIC MEH (#SCREW YOU GUYS)
Meh.
12:25, 5 August 2009 (UTC)No cool discussions?
I beg to differ. <insert name here> <(^_^<) or something like that 17:11, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
There's no cabal discussions going on
Discussion the first
There is no cabal. Discuss.--<<>> 21:03, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
shut up and let me be a closet wanker in peace
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21:04, 5 August 2009 (UTC)- Why on earth would be in the closet about that? -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 21:20, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
- That's not even sentence! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:23, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
- Fuck you Modus you always pop out of your hidey hole! -- gay Ape (litigate) (Riot Porn) 21:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
- That's not even sentence! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:23, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
There's no Banana discussions going on
Banana are such special fruits! We must start a discussion on them! And NO comments relating bananas to penises.--Bad Shroom 22:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)