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Another story, because the last one was so popular that it deserved another installment. A young scientist was hard at work in his state-of-the-art laboratory, when who should walk in but... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:10, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

See here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Crazy John from down the street! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:26, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

You could tell he had been drinking by the smell of possum on his jacket. See, he makes his own moonshine and often uses possums to flavour the drink. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Incidentally, a group of possums...possumed...in... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:30, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Only to be shot by a badass Goomba. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:35, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

The Goomba then went on a rampage to pass the time until other people started editing this thread again hint hint. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:41, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Then a Grue eats the Goomba. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

The Grue gets sick soon after that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:45, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Then Crazy John pulled out a gun... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:48, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

And shot himself. More news at 11. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:50, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Then the Grue ate Crazy John's corpse. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

And it got so sick it shot itself with Crazy John's gun. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:53, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Then "Crazy John" Andrews, the owner of local furniture shop Andrews Furniture, served Crazy John a nice subpoena for Copyright Infringement. Walking out, he also gave the grue a flyer advertising Andrews Furniture's "Ottoman Closeout", which ends on Tuesday, apparently.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 23:01, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Then came Gill from SFIII! He was pissed that he didn't get a good role in the last one so he... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:29, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

Went on The Price is Right to become famous. He won. Meanwhile, buddha was....-Almost Sir Random Crap

In a gunfight with the police...something about being a playa-hatah or something like that. Anyway, he... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 00:14, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

...abruptly threw down his gun, apologized profusely, and told Sting that "Message in a Bottle" was his favorite song of theirs. The Police thanked Buddha, and collectively said they oughta get together for a beer sometime. So, they...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 01:54, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

...ultimately lied to Buddha because they never phoned him back, never asked him out for that beer and never invited him to join them on their comeback tour. Seeing a whole row of possibilities crumble before him as a result of the selfish actions of the Police, Buddha didn't really care as he had lied to them about "Message in a Bottle". --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:47, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Meanwhile, Sting (the wrestler) challenged Sting (the stinger) to a challenging challenge. The winner would exclusively be able to be called Sting. So...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 14:33, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

..., as the fight began, the young scientist yelled, "Hey! These nutjobs stole the story from me!" Now back in the state of the art laboratory, the benevolent scientist was finishing up his new invention, called...--You know what the music means... Our time is up.15:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

the Awesometron, which could... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 15:57, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Turn Wikipedia users into Facebook trolls. He turned it on, and...--Almost Sir Random Crap

A Bill Cosby Genie came out. He said... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:07, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

"My, this is getting rather stupid. Why don't we re-start it?"--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

The Scientist Took Mr. Cosby's Advice

And restarted. [Hits re-start button]. The airport approached him, and Gilbert was not anxious. He had Music From the Hearts of Space on, and he would have closed his eyes and relaxed had he not been driving. He was driving into the sun, creating a particularly unpleasant glare, but this music made Gilbert feel at ease. He did not want to go...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 00:56, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

But a suicidal Grue beat him to it. Realizing he had nothing better to do, he... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

went to the airport anyway, to catch his flight to his business convention in Martinique. Why they were having a snowblower convention in Martinique was beyond him. He turned up the music, and out of the corner of his eye, Gilbert saw...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:29, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

A giant fucking laser heading towards him. He died, as well as everybody in 50-mile radius. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!--Bad Shroom 21:41, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Then Gill showed up...AGAIN...and demanded that the rest of the story be about him. He directed the users who didn't know much about him to here and here. After all the Uncyclopedians who edit this thread visited those sites, Gill... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:58, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Was eaten by a grue. As the Illuminati searched for a new leader... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 20:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

...Darren Mathews, 16, said "This movie sucks!" and changed the channel. As he started watching The Soup...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

he was reminded of the Mighty Boosh and wondered why he hadn't seen it on TV for ages. Shrugging he decided to order pizza, as he walked over to the banana phone...--Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 21:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

His stalker ex-girlfriend showed up. Panicing, he... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:58, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

He ran toward the Corinth Diner next door. Darren knew that that was the favorite place of his ex, named Ellen, but having lost her brain in her multiple deaths in the last story, she wasn't very smart. As Darren ordered a Meatball Hoagie with curly fries and an Orange Soda, who should come in but...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 22:09, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Spider-Man, who promptly... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:25, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

... ordered a pastrami on rye, with curly fries and a Coke. He sat in the booth next to Darren's, on a mirror-lined wall which reflected the slightly humming fluorescent lights above. Then...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:45, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

A giant talking hamster walked in. By "giant", I mean "person-sized". Spencer Williams (as that was the hamster's name) proceeded to...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Complain that:

1. Gill could have easily survived, because one of his Super Arts in SFIII was "Resurrection", and
2. people aren't editing this thread as much as they used to. What's up with that? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 00:56, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Spiderman than raised his voice for the first time and noted that very few people care about this "Gill" guy. Darren, now enjoying his Meatball Hoagie, nodded his head in agreement. The conversation was cut short by...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 13:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Gill himself, who argued that he was one of the most badass final bosses of all time. Spencer Williams added that while he agreed with Gill, one should take into account that Gill only appeared in one game. Before long... <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:05, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

... Darren Mathews' alarm clock started to buzz. "God, says Darren, "that was a strange dream." Not only was it a strange dream, but he had the strangest urge to play SFII while he was feeding his hamster, Spencer. As he was walking downstairs, however,...--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 19:25, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

He tripped on a Mudkip. While Darren went to the hospital, the Mudkip...<insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 20:58, 8 August 2009 (UTC)